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If I ask Rapunzel on a date, will you be hiding in the bushes to spy on her, or does she actually have the freedom to date other people?

I feel like the fact that you’re asking me of all people if she has freedom shows that you don’t actually think she’s capable of making a decision for herself.  She’s gonna see right through that, but no, I’m not going to be hiding in the bushes.  Do what you do, man.  Or woman. 

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You seem like such a loner... why don't you try making friends with some of the Alphas and other dudes around school?

I’ve been doing a lot of solo stuff lately, but I’ll start coming around again, promise.

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if you had to travel anywhere where would it be

If I had to?  Probably Corona, that’s where I have the most obligations & homies.

If I could travel anywhere?  I kind of can, I’m making my way around the world, slowly but surely.  Definitely trying to check out the ruins of the Dark Kingdom though, I’m into history like that.

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Hottest girls at school: go!

Rapunzel, Maleficent, Cindy, Megara, Tinkerbell

#Anonymous

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if evolution is true then why do pigs not have wings?

Why are jet skis called jet skis and not boatercycles?

#Anonymous

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Now that you and Rapunzel are on a "break" or whatever, does that mean you're DTF?

Doesn’t mean anything other than Z and I still have some shit to think about.

#Anonymous

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what happens in a week?

I figure out what I want and if Rider gets to be a part of that. 

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#flynngifs

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Is it true you locked Rapunzel in a tower so she wouldn't fuck anyone else but you while you were gone? so wrong...

Don’t fucking talk to me about that tower man. 

#Anonymous

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Now that you fucked up, who are you betting is going to steal your girl?

I mean, I’m hoping nobody, but if it has to be somebody, I’d probably root for Ursula?

#Anonymous

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So.... we totally fucked all year and then this blond bimbo pops up. What's the deal, Rider?

Blond bimbo?

Are you referring to that Kristoff dude?  Blond implies a male and I honestly don’t know many that can be thought of as bimbos, which is a pretty shitty word to begin with.

The deal is that I thought Rapunzel and I were on a break and we weren’t and I fucked shit up, okay?  Stop acting like we had anything more than sex.

#Anonymous

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DisU Beach Party!

#flynnloves #shh

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#flynnpunzel

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Okay, so.  First thing’s first?  You call me Eugene, we’re done.  It’s Flynn, short for Flynnigan, and that’s all you need to know about me.

Oh and also?  I’m adopted.  Kind of.  It’s a really long story that I didn’t actually find out about until recently.  So apparently I’m a Prince.  My bio parents were the King and Queen of the Dark Kingdom (super hardcore, I know) and in an effort to save me when this evil opal was going to kill us all, they sent everyone in the kingdom away and I ended up in an orphanage with no clue about anything.  I grew up thinking my parents were these super great adventurers and wanted to be just like them, so finding out they were defeated by like... jewelry?  Not the coolest.  Also they named me Horace... apparently trying to set me up for a career in dalmation kidnapping, but that’s not the point.

The point is that I was REBORN!  Flynnigan Rider, master thief and adventurer!  The Kingdom of Corona had no idea what they were in for!  I pilfered, I smoldered and I used my wit and dashing good looks to stay healthy and fed, all while I looked for that perfect score so I could leave the thug life for good and settle down in my own castle. 

I dream big, folks.

So yeah.  Hatched this amazing plan to steal a crown from the castle, ended up finding the lost princess and saved her from her evil kidnapper (SUP PUNZ?!) and reunited her with her parents.  Could’ve had my happily ever after right then and there, but come on.  I was like... eighteen and Rapunzel, gorgeous as she was, had lived in a tower all her life and talked to lizards for fun.  Not something I wanted to sign up for forever with, you know?

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got nothing but love for Z, but she’s gotta do her own thing for a while and not just try to settle down.  Especially not with me, I’m not ready to be a baby daddy or anything, I’m trying to do ME. 

That’s why I’m at DisU.  Grabbed my boy Maximus (he’s a horse, but he’s a homie, you’ll figure it out) and enrolled, so I’ve been doing my thing here since then.  I play baseball and am working on being a better person so when the Princess eventually takes me back, I’ll be a good match for her.

Also don’t tell anyone I’m a prince too, kay?  Bet.

#flynnbio

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Rapunzel Der Sonne | 20 | School of Magic Focus in Alchemy and Fine Arts Forever friend: Pascal, her small chameleon who will most likely be on her shoulder or hanging out in her hair.

Rapunzel had been looking forward to finally arriving at DisU ever since she saw a definitive sign from the universe; a wild dream where she and Eugene were eating cotton candy with a human-sized Pascal in his dorm. Not perfect, but none the less, a sign! Eighteen years in a tower, two years in a palace. No time to do her own thing, make her own choices. Not like Flynn, who went off to get his education and go on his next adventure. And he made it sound so fun! How could she not want to go too? 

“Papa, it’s college, a special college for people even like me,” Rapunzel pleaded at breakfast one morning as her mother quietly ate her oats and watched the two with concern. “Rapunzel, we don’t know this place. This city is… it’s so far from here,” King Frederic said gently.  “But Flynn is there! He’s always looking out for me, Papa, you’ve seen that-” “- and you can’t expect him to do it forever.” “I can take care of myself,” she countered.  “But we still want to take care of you,” her mother chimed in, a frown places on her softly painted lips. “We never had a chance… we just got you back.” Rapunzel opened her mouth to respond, but sighed gently knowing that it was a sensitive subject.  “Mama, I’ve been… living in all of these places that were never truly mine my whole life. First the tower, obviously, and then I found you both and moved here and my life really started, but… just because it’s starting doesn’t mean I’m still a kid.” Rapunzel bit her lip and reached over the table to grab her mothers hand, which was a little too far a reach, and then she took her dads with her other, “I have so much more to learn and I think I need to do this on my own.”  

The King and Queen exchanged glances. This wasn’t their first talk or their second about this school, in fact Rapunzel had repeated the mantra so much so that even the servants were growing tiresome of it. After a long moment, her father nodded gently and Queen Arianna looked to her daughter, “If you’re sure about this… then you have our blessing.” Rapunzel let out a squeal that made Pascal fall right into her oatmeal as she jumped up in excitement. She hugged her parents, giving her father an extra hard squeeze that he pretended to complain about.  She immediately went upstairs to find her weird phone thing and text Eugene to tell him, but then… like… what if she didn’t?  Best surprise ever? —-  She was a week late, which was so not her fault! It was hard moving and hard to make her own decisions and she couldn’t pick what sheets she wanted for her bed.  Anyway. She was settled just in time for some Neverland Mixer her tourguide told her about. By the time she found her way around town and got to Club Neverland, she was more than overwhelmed by the people and the loud music. Like, really loud music. But it was amazing! It was perfect, everything she wanted, now to find Flynn.

After a few minutes of searching around, she could’ve sworn she heard his name, so she followed the sound and pushed through the crowd and spotted the three girls, and the guy with a hand on a boob and his face near the neck attached to them, "Eugene..?”

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