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to put it lightly the world is doomed without devotion and love

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Genetically engineered super wolf that can understand language and do simple tasks but also it’s real small and it wants to share your potato chip

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

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Thinking about when I worked for honey baked ham and whenever we got busy our store manager would recalibrate the pricing scales to make hams more expensive per pound and most hams landed around $80 naturally so sometimes you'd get an 8lb ham for like $110

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You know what? I don't want to change my VPN every six months cause it was caught selling information. I don't want to go deep into the settings of every website I so much as look at. I don't want my internet browsing to be a constant leap through hoops so that companies can't do things which should be illegal anyway. I want privacy to be the default and for it to be difficult to take it away, not the other way around. Is that too much to ask?

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Dating an autistic person is wild. She just railed me, rolled over and opened the flight rising tag on Tumblr.

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"best friends?" "forever!"

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A bus is basically the classic thing to wait in the rain for

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when she holds your thigh while driving >>>>>

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"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"

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btw guys @ verivery fans (and people who just want to see a good show-- i have seen them perform before n they were really fun!!) in the US use code VERYGO for buy one get one tickets for their shows in the US. cheapest tickets are $65 (oof) but if u do this then its just over $30 per ticket which is a major steal for a kpop show!

i got an email about it from pav since i've bought tix from them before! copy-pasted more details and info about how to use the code below, it differs per stop!

Starting June 8 until June 12, you can use the promo code VERYGO to obtain a BUY ONE GET ONE discount on your concert admission ticket!

For Chicago and Fort Worth: simply add the Concert Admission ticket to the cart, and apply the promo code VERYGO during checkout!

New York, Minneapolis, and Atlanta - you may use the promo code VERYGO to unlock your discount on the ticket seller platforms:

- NYC: AXS

- MINNEAPOLIS: SHOWCLIX (please add both tickets to your cart to use the discount)

- ATLANTA: TICKETMASTER

- LOS ANGELES: your promo code is not ready yet - we will send you an update once it's ready to be used!

This discount is only valid from June 8 until June 12. The discount only applies to Concert Admission tickets.

#ahhhh #this is such a steal #and for the group that got me into kpop too?? #but alas #every stop is at least a two day drive from me #anyway #rb in case this helps anyone

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mine is so accurate im screaminggg

#… can’t believe the first time i got called a whore is by a 1979 horoscope

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I have been closely following the courting rituals of two spiders in my bathroom. Things have taken a dark turn today, and it appears the relationship has become cannibalistic. Very romantic.

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#orv #kdj

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Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power 

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