the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through
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Happy birthday, Sesame Street!
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you can only reblog this today
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Leah, why is today Dracula Day? :D
It is World Dracula Day because 120 years ago Dracula was published on May 26, 1897. It is also Dracula Day because every day is Dracula Day.
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A murderer is approaching me. His knife is up in the air, hungry for my blood.I find myself back into a corner, believing this to be the end. I give one final plea. “Would you spare a soul on this momentous and important day?”
The murderer lowers their knife for a moment, still anxious to strike, but curious. “What day?”
I simply show them an image. “It has been ten years”
Enriched with the holiday spirit, they let me on my merry way.
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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
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The fuck is going on right now
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