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One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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We could invent a loss based wiriting system

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personally, i think we should stop having stupid corset discourse on this website and talk more about fashion from the ancient minoan civilization

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jesus in the hades art style

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happy tdov to those that celebrate and to my coworker who introduced a new way for me to come out

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for about fifteen seconds there, we were actually playing tennis. and we understood each other completely.

prints + merch + comm info pinned to profile :)

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also if we want to get into it I really don't think the movie stresses enough just how sick and inconsiderate it is for a 6-time grand slam winner to enter a challenger tournament just so he can feel better. by mowing down unseeded players fighting to qualify in an open. art and tashi are so embarrassingly out of touch

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CHALLENGERS 2024 — dir. Luca Guadagnino

#how i think i look when im dancing

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My favorite part of Challengers was the referee at this local tournament in New Rochelle who is just trying to call a game of tennis while a fifteen-year throuple situationship implodes in front of him. Like you know after the movie ended he went to Chili’s down the street and had five glasses of wine while he attempted to unpack what the hell just happened

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screencap redraw

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I don’t think it counts as cheating if you do it as part of your ploy to convince your ex to throw the game against your husband so he gets his groove back before the open with the added bonus that when he finds out it’ll make him play better tennis and also you and your ex are really sexy together and sex with him is about sex with your husband which is about sex with him and neither of you ever technically broke up with your ex anyway so

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good morning

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