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*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
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White people would rather defend a white lady that wants to be black than give a damn about actual black people…
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Only a white person can murder 9 people in a Church then get a bulletproof vest after being arrested to ensure his safety.
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do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
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My graduation cap. Will be walking across the stage with the spirits of the ones who couldn’t make it as far. ✊🏾🎓
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how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
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white straight squire: ho wench what art thee doing ;-)
peasant girl: lest I in mine sleep chamber reading a booketh
white straight squire: what would thee beest doing if ‘t be true i wast thither? lots of chuckle
peasant girl: i would not cease reading mine booketh
white straight squire: thee got me laughing sans intermission
white straight squire: behold this un hath asked for painting of mine fiery shaft
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