joshuabreckinridge:
He blinks at her question, then laughs and shakes his head.
❝Those books are horrible but I’m not that traumatized by them.. else I’d have quit the time that woman gave me the script of twilight to quote it on our date..❞
Again he laughed, grimaced a bit, more playful than anything and steps towards her to wrap his arms around her from behind.
❝I just… this is the most awkward story ever… one of my clients wanted me to get all Christian Grey on her.. so I sent text messages… to the wrong number. Which Stefanie Montgomery got.. so I hate those books even more..❞
This time his chuckle is more embarrassed than anything, and he hides his face in the crook of her neck.
Sonya wrinkled her nose and giggled slightly at the anecdote. “Oh god, that sounds like an elaborate client.” Her manicured hands reached down to grab his forearms as her wrapped around her.
“Stefanie Montgomery!” Sonya laughed along with him, their bodies shaking slightly. The madame patted his head as she imagined how the heiress must’ve reacted. “What did she say?”
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Vince, Cameron, Nikolai
Wed my Vin of course. And I’m going to have to behead Cameron, I could never be stupid enough to pass up an opportunity like that. So that leaves bedding Nikolai.
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Victor, Isaac, Marcel
Behead Victor, even though he’s kind of sexy for a man his age? Wed Marcel, because no one else seems to want to do it. And I guess that leaves Isaac to bed. Lucky him.
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jamesstuarts:
send me 3 names & let’s go!!!
let's play bed, wed, behead
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joshuabreckinridge:
❝I didn’t read those fucking books… but when your job is mainly pleasing sexually frustrated middle aged women, and those middle aged women are obsessed into a certain thing they end up asking you to play the role they are obsessed with.. I hate those books..❞
“Woah, woah. Take it back a bit, I spaced out for a second. What books baby?”
Sonya stepped away from the mirror, letting his words settle in as she pieced together what he was referring to. Her face fell when she turned to see the frustrated, fed up look on his face. “Those books.” She hated them too, mostly on the principle that her best friend hated them. But Joshua didn’t need to know that. “They’re total bullshit. You want a few days off, babe?”
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jeremyaxstin:
“Actually what you’re looking at is a program I whipped up in about an hour, I set it up so it rewrites the algorithm, so that is is essentially unhackable, even if that’s the main use for it. The minute someone attempts to seize it, and essentially use my own program against me, the rewriting process doubles in speed, able to make at least 1,000 new ones in under a minute. Also you should really get rid of that smartphone, I could spot your movement from a mile away, even from street cameras. also, it’s easily traceable, not recommend for the type of situation you’re in. If you think talking about this in the open is weird, then I agree, we should totally be using the navajo code dialect.”
“That’s so.... nice, Jeremy.”
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jasonsattler:
“I’m starting to wonder how people confuse stripping and prostitution. While we both might take our clothes off, I’m not about to start accepting payment for sex. Especially when I give it away for free.”
“Shh. Don’t you let my customers hear you talking like that. They can't know they can get sex for free. Quit being bad for business Sattler.”
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“Cameron? Is a pill and better not be corrupting my girls.”
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Symbol thing.
“Keep an out of for this one, she’s a little too wily for her own good. But she makes me laugh, and I care for her just as much as my other girls.”
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Montgomery + Parks & Recreation
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“Hmmm. Vince Montgomery’s little ingenue. She’s gorgeous, and I’m sure very talented. She’ll go far if she doesn’t let Vince suck the life out of her. I used to feel pity for her, but now I realize we’re all in the same boat.”
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“My Saige. She reminds me so much of myself when I was her age, only much more sweeter. With her ambition and looks she can do almost anything. Which kind of scares me at times, I don’t want her to end up where I am emotionally. She deserves much much better. She is so blessed to have Sloan, and she knows it. I love those two to the moon and back.”
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❝Sonya..Sonya, my Cinnamon Girl.. what is she even doing here? That I care forher, that I want the best for her is a think most should know… shesomehow found a way into my heart, and is not letting herself freezein it. So I really, really wish she’d leave, disappear. Go somewhereelse.. get a life far away from this life. She deserves a husband andchildren, a white fence and a dog. She should live that life you seein advertisements where everyone is happy… bake cookies for thekids’ school bazaar and maybe also own a small store where she.. sellsanything but herself and others, if she wants to be a business lady.
Sonyais lovely, strong and beautiful.. she deserves better than all this.What is keeping her here? Or who?❞
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