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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

#This feels like a personal attack

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"I am Kahmunrah, half god. Once removed on my mother's side."

Hank Azaria as Kahmunrah in Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian {2014}

Images sourced from: https://movie-screencaps.com

Edited by: @sunsets-and-satsumas

#i have documents on all of queue #kahmunrah #night at the museum #natm

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I am a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma.

Tagging: @smarties-03

@igotthisaccountunderduress tagged me to do this quiz and this pic crew

Thanks for the tag <3 I’m obsessed with this pic crew.

Tagging: @emqraldrxses @authorofemotion @caityrayeraye @partlysunny15 @ladyartichokie @pickle-bandits

#picrew

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Meanwhile Schweppenstette is a Rocky Horror event at the American Embassy and is predictably miserable and concerned. 

#i have documents on all of queue #deutschland 86 #walter schweppenstette #fritz hartmann

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it really do be like that sometimes

#i have documents on all of queue #goodbye lenin

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#i have documents on all of queue #deutschland 86 #walter schweppenstette #fritz hartmann

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President Garfield

this stupid idea had an obvious solution but i thought this was funnier

cw flashing, timelapse, eyestrain

#i have documents on all of queue #james garfield #us presidents

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Weird pictures from Wikipedia articles that I want to see in real life:

I would willing pay for a photo with a Tito impersonator.

For some reason there is a statue of Khrushchev brandishing his shoe in the middle of some wooded area in eastern Germany and I am here for it.

#josip broz tito #nikita khrushchev #wikipedia

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I’m fighting a cardboard cutout of LBJ in a Santa hat.

Tagging: @smarties-03, @smolpebble, and @thespoliarium

You have to fight the 8th newest photo in your gallery, what’s going to happen. (Tag your mutuals)

example:

Okay Stolas as an actual bird with a knife, well he has a knife that’s concerning, but he is small, but then again he’s also a demon bird… I could probably survive. @floralcavern @whosbex @batata-doce-com-farofa @oliviartist @david-goldrock

#lbj #lyndon b. johnson #us presidents

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Don’t turn around, wa-uh-oh (yeah-yeah) Der Kommissar’s in town, wa-uh-oh

Deutschland 86 S01E04 “Le Cafard”

#i have documents on all of queue #deutschland 86 #walter schweppenstette

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Steve Buscemi as Nikita Khrushchev in The Death of Stalin (2017)

#i have documents on all of queue #nikita khrushchev #steve buscemi #khrushchemi #death of stalin

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miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

#The radio station that is played at my retail job plays multiple Taylor Swift songs each hour and repeats them every hour #taylor swift

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#i have documents on all of queue #deutschland 89 #lenora rauch #Rose seithathi #lesbian

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I do this every time there is a movie or tv show I want to watch.

Ace culture is looking at the parents' guide on IMDB and making sure a movie you wanna see doesn't have too many sex scenes

#asexual #asexuality

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me when the door says "pull" on it

#i have documents on all of queue #communism

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#i have documents on all of queue #communism #mao tse tung #china

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Every time I listen to November 22, 1963 from the original production of Assassins I have to look up what $1.25/hour is equivalent to now and every time I am reminded how it is significantly higher than the current minimum wage.

Lee Harvey Oswald was paid more than I am.

#reblog if you make less money than Lee Harvey Oswald #lee harvey oswald #lho #assassins musical