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question, why do delicious cakes cost so much to bake? okay cakes are cheap, but delicious ones cost like 30-40$ to get non pantry staple ingredients for

Take a cake mix from a box. Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Duncan Hines, whatever the hell is on-sale.

They usually ask for you to add in some water, some cooking oil, and egg whites. 

Fuck that bullshit. 

Instead, replace water with milk (or buttermilk), use butter instead of oil, and use the whole goddamn egg. Toss in some extra vanilla extract. 

If you want to make it a bit spiced, add in some cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice

Want to make it gently lemony? Zest some lemon peel into the batter. 

Want it extra dense and moist? Add another fucking egg, half a package of vanilla pudding powder mix, and make sure to whip that batter extra hard and long. 

Welcome to rich, moist cakeland, entrance fee: $5

Enjoy impressing your friends. 

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STRAWBERRY CHAMPAGNE CUPCAKES

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they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

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Hawaii | Photographer: Kevin McNeal

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some kids built this outside my dorm.

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Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

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I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

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when i grow up i want to be a library goblin. i get paid to wander the shelves and be discovered curled up and reading in unlikely places, perhaps hissing if i am interrupted in the middle of a good part. why would a library pay for this service you ask? because it will add to the ambiance next question

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1 of the reasons black panther and ragnarok are the indisputable best mcu movies is that black panther is what the rest of the mcu could be if it had any artistic reason outside of Barefaced Brand Capitalism to be a universe in the first place, and thor ragnarok is very long and bat shit exposé on why it currently Doesn’t

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last piece of 2018- right on time!

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Muffin & Cheese

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Kim Kardashian (2015)  x Leslie Knope (2009)

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It’s the most “wonderful” time of the year.

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when the vitamin gummies kick in

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Wait for it