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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

#nods wisely

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Shen Qingqiu as The Onion's headline

Character owned by mxtx and picture I found on pintrest edited by me

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What if Lisa had a library assistant working under her?

What if that library assistants job was basically ‘go find me all the rare books possible’ and ‘here’s some cataloguing work! Have fun sweetie!’?

Anyway his name is Louise and he’s a polearm user and Mondstadt’s resident dendro dps.

Behold! A Moose!

What fic am I going to toss a fictionalized version of myself into this time? Who knows! But I did make this one with a dendro Mondstadt OC in mind.

Made with

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Behold! A Moose!

What fic am I going to toss a fictionalized version of myself into this time? Who knows! But I did make this one with a dendro Mondstadt OC in mind.

Made with

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PET PEEVE; doll makers going from ‘pale’ to ‘dark’ with no in between shades

This has been a complaint from an in between shade girlie

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*through gritted teeth* we are going to UNIVERSITY to MAKE A DIFFERENCE. We are DROPPING OBSCENE AMOUNTS ON TEXTBOOKS to HELP OUR FAMILY BY BEING THE BREADWINNER*. We are DOING THIS FOR OUR FUTURE.**

* being $22 to $32 dollars an hour

**deciding whether I’ll go for my masters of library science after I finish my library tech diploma and my BA in history.

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I love how Theoden spits “your leechcraft!” at Wormtongue, which makes that sound like some deep dark sorcery when out of context it is not a bad word at all… like a “leech” is a doctor in Old English (leechcraft would be something like “doctoring”)… “your leechcraft ere long would have me walking on all fours like a beast” sounds like something a resident yells at a med student in 900 AD.

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There is literally nothing under the cut but Ace/Nyx smut with hints of not human features. So uh. That’s your warning.

There is something thrilling about knowing the man under Nyx - the man Nyx is willing to abandon everything for - is capable of tearing Nyx’s throat out. There is something about the trust that Ace hands Nyx that makes Nyx want to bite and bruise and litter Ace with marks so everyone knows that Ace is spoken for.

It is trust that Ace gifts Nyx in these moments. Its trust and ceding of the wrought iron control Ace has over his body and mind. Ace allows Nyx to take and mark and have.

Ace allows Nyx to keep him under Nyx’s own body, writhing and begging and leaving red marks from nails turned to claws as Nyx takes him apart.

Nyx slows his thrusts, pausing to admire the mess he’s made of his lover. Silver eyes glazed over with pleasure, fangs bared as Ace gasps for breath and his tongue, too long for his mouth in this form, serpentine and beautiful, falls from his mouth.

Ace is gorgeous, lost in pleasure as he is. A particularly hard thrust has Ace moaning and digging his claws into Nyx’s back again.

“Perfect,” Nyx groans and resumes his original punishing pace, “Perfect.”

Beautiful, Nyx thinks and leans down to draw Ace into a messy, hurried kiss. He sucks Ace’s tongue into his mouth and is reward with a full body shudder and Ace’s panting when they separate.

“Bastard,” Ace calls him when they part only for whatever he says to devolve into another gasping breath as Nyx lets go of one side of Ace’s hip to stroke Ace’s hard cock that lay between them.

It takes a few strokes for Ace’s eyes to roll to the back of his head and for him to come as his fangs worry his bottom lip till it bleeds. Nyx curses and continues to stroke Ace until he’s squirming and begging.

“Please,” Ace gasps, “Please-“

There’s something broken in his plea.

It’s exactly what Nyx was looking for.

Nyx kisses him again and groans into Ace’s mouth when he finally comes.

#royal bastard au

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Re: last reblog

Dragons that have a humanoid form thanks

#that’s all I’m saying about it

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Exotic? Yep 👅 I like it

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330 dollars on textbooks

what if i just died

what if that

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#none because I am allergic to caffeine

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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