I found this little beauty while having lunch in the sukkah among a bunch of preteens literally making paper chains. The laugh I let out 😂
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screenshots of despair
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Meanwhile, in Arkansas...
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“i think women should be meaner!!” you can’t even handle leg hair
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On the twenty first day
Of the month of September
In an early year of a decade
Not too long before our own
The human race suddenly encountered
A deadly threat to its very existence
And this terrifying enemy surfaced
As such enemies often do
In the seemingly most innocent
And unlikely of places
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Twitter is 99% a Nazi cesspool, but Jwitter remains undefeated.
link to 1st tweet
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i just checked wikipedia and the 2007-2008 writer’s strike was only 99 days long. the strike that shows up in the wikipedia pages of every show from that era with a blurb on how it affected shooting and release schedules.
we’re on day 113 of the current strike, with no end in sight.
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sorry but in my opinion this is so rude
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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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The duality of the word fairy
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i went on a 3.5 hour walk and suddenly the phrase “i’m sorry you saw me growing and decided it wasn’t worth staying to see who i became” came to me so vividly and intensely that i had to find somewhere to sit so i wouldn’t collapse where i stood.
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wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
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Bubble wrap was honestly just out there being the OG stim toy
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