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happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

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hi if anyone is here do you want to send me a spotify playlist to listen to to feel better abt myself

#(disappointed about probably not getting a big role in the musical this year) #<- explanation: i got callbacks but they only want me to sing a song for a minor character while other people are singing for all of the ot #er characters #so either theyre only casting me as a minor role or ensemble or i may not be getting in #anyway #disappointed because i had high hopes for this and its lowkey killing my vibe

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Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.

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the way you win at DnD is making your friends laugh

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anyone else feel like theyre on the verge of insanity in an undescribable way

#yessir

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I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

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money pngs

(reblog if you're feeling generous, lol)

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I saw a post talking about how some of your mutuals will always be their url to you (even once you know their name), soooo

#slushii :3

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you can change the sense anywhere from 0% to 150% whenever you want

*external sensation only means you cannot change internal body sensations such as stomachache

#as a half deaf person HEARING ALL THE FUCKING WAY OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SO USEFUL

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#he cast a spell on him

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call me a little dutch boy the way i put my fingers in dykes

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Bedtime Story.

Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe

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Some kind of green guy?? From space???

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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

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why do people love rubbing buzz cuts so much