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It’s weird that Texas Instruments makes calculators and not, like, banjos or something

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“hey do you have any cool plans for the break?”

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i’m the person who’s 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day. i’m on both ends of the spectrum

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You become like the 5 people you spend the most time with - choose carefully.

(via unpopuler)

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i dont remember this in the original pokemon 

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if april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?

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My talents:

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daaaaaang..another great vine

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relatable star wars moment

when yoda literally tries to die so he can avoid confrontation

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me: mom, i need money

mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

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*sees my child taking their first steps* *sticks out foot in front of them*

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