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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

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obsessed w/him actually

#this fucks severely

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colorblindness check! make sure you can see all of the shapes in the circles; if not, that might mean you've lost some of your ability to see color!

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when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

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Advantages of being an elf:

- you get the pointy ears

- youre never in a hurry again, ever

Disadvantages of being an elf:

- every other race assumes youre racist

- every other race makes fun of your bland cooking, with good reason

- you gotta walk up a thousand stairs to make it to the 2nd room of any building bc the architect thought making it tall and ornate af was a good idea for some reason

- no other race laughs at your jokes, with good reason

- theres always some fucker high up the chain of command whos like "elven kind never interacts with the brutish orcs...." and youre like "who voted for this guy anyway" and then you find out he was chosen royal advisor 10,000 years before you were born

- every other race makes fun of your garbs. With good reason.

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#In my mind the two walruses are mormon missionaries and so don't surprise me at all

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

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Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

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Older Black gay men in long term relationships are rarely covered or seen by main stream media.

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Well, see you, friends

https://www.404media.co/tumblr-and-wordpress-to-sell-users-data-to-train-ai-tools/

Don't go after staff members because of this, for what I know they weren't even informed until later in the process. You know who this comes from.

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the "gays" (my mutuals) on twitter are going wild over this tiktok. and uh. yeah

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pls reblog for sample size etc

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we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

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i really like this review of disco elysium.

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#Whenever I have a twenty I like to donate it so that someone else can feel this :)

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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

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