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*    kxngtchxlla    !

gaze scanned across the rather thick newspaper that lay rested in his lap, leaning into the couch as he sat in one of the many living areas. it was rumored that people around the mansion were beginning to get jobs to help keep the building afloat ever since the professor had fallen into a coma, and he only thought it was best he did the same. “i’m not very familiar with the jobs of this time period, or the jobs around america as a whole.” he announced to no one in particular. “i’m afraid i don’t know where to even begin upon looking for one.” 

               he  sighs,  of  relief  in  particularly,  since  now  he  didn’t  feel  so  bad  for  not  being  an  expert  in  the  job  field  either.     “  you  and  me  both,  your  highness,  ”     his  feet  kick  back  on  the  nearby  table,  pencil  absentmindedly  TAPPING  against  the  newspaper  turned  to  its  daily  crossword  puzzle.  really,  he  only  ever  worked  in  a  sandwich  shop  one  summer,  and  even  that  was  short lived  after  it  was  DESTROYED  thanks  to  his  wrongdoing.     “  and  i  don’t  think  the  stark  internship  counts  either.  maybe  we  could  work  together !  how  does  truck  driving  sound  to  you ?  mining ?  i  would  say  we  could  apply  for  APPLE,  but  steve  jobs  didn’t  even  start  up  the  company  ‘til  like,  ‘76.  so  that  sucks.  ”

#❝ ᵍʳᵃˢᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵏ : interact . #kxngtchxlla

[spideyroo]

*    coffeelacedquips    !

          “ — i’m starting to think i should’ve paid a little more attention in history class…” while kate was well versed in seventies fashion, pop culture and slang, that was where her expertise ended. she knew basic mutant history, the type one would pick up from casual conversation, but she was beginning to doubt if she’d be much help until it actually came down to shooting things.

               “  well,  this  was  around  the  time  when  nixon  was  our  president.  women’s  rights  were  still  being  fought  for,  and  there’s  a  lot  of  discrimination  against  minorities  which  is...  not  cool,  ”     peter  stops  there,  the  LAST  THING  he  wanted  to  do  was  bore  her  to  death.  or  give  off  the  impression  that  he  had  no  life.  so,  he  switches  the  topic  instantly.     “  but  there’s  awesome  cartoons !  you  ever  seen  scooby  doo ?  ”

#coffeelacedquips #❝ ᵍʳᵃˢᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵏ : interact . #yoooooooo!!

[spideyroo]

*    ladyzinda   !

sliding into the unoccupied seat, zinda flashed the person who was accompanying the seat next to her, a small grin. the last the blackhawk remembered was going downstairs to eat and when she looked up from her phone (that she was still getting used to), she was in a totally different place. “so, y’mind tellin’ me how in the world i ended up in some fancy old timy lookin’ mansion?”

               the  sudden  voice  causes  peter  to  jump,  quickly  recollecting  the  rapid  beating  of  his  heart  the  second  he  finds  the  CHANCE  to  speak.  he  sets  down  the  plastic  robot  he’d  been  tinkering  with  prior,  playing  as  if  he  didn’t  just  embarrass  himself  for  a  moment.     “  people  usually  have  different  stories,  ”     he  answers,  shrugging  his  shoulders  lightly.     “  mostly  TIME  TRAVEL  though.  where  are  you  from ?  i  mean,  what  year ?  if  you  were  from  the  future,  like  year  3000  future,  i’d  freak.  ”

#❝ ᵍʳᵃˢᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵏ : interact . #ladyzinda

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*    cfnevermores    !

               Azarath. Metrion. Zinthos. The furniture is enveloped by purple and black energy, weaving back together until it is like the boy HADN’T just left them in splinters. It’s reminiscent of the day they met: Peter, covered in rubble. Knocked out from a blow that hit just too hard. Raven pulling him back together with a press of her hand, a nudge of her power. She would have smiled, if the sight of him didn’t make her heart clench, jaw tighten. If this had been five months ago, and he hadn’t vanished without a trace.               She’s just staring- it’s at this realization that her spine straightens, her face a blank mask. “ peter. “ her tone leaving no room for this boyish charm, or games, or anything she would have allowed previously. anything she would have made an exception, just for him. “ stop. “ 

               he  stands  back  up,  as  normally  as  he  could,  thanks  to  raven  once  again.  in  a  perfect  world  they’d  pick  up  where  they’d  left  off,  a  world  where  peter  didn’t  PLAY  SELFISH  by  leaving  without  a  word.  five  months  was  a  long  time,  excruciatingly  long,  and  the  thought  of  her  going  through  that  alone  will  haunt  him  forever.  HE’S  GUILTY.  there’s  no  question  to  that,  and  he  doesn’t  blame  her  for  the  cold  shoulder.  he  doesn’t  blame  her  for  the  bitterness  and  the  anger,  because  he  deserves  all  of  it.  the  tone  in  her  voice  sends  SHIVERS  down  his  spine,  and  an  ache  in  his  chest.  the  effort  he  had  put  into  gaining  her  trust  had  vanished,  simply  because  a  part  of  him  missed  home,  when  peter  failed  to  REALIZE  that  she  was  home  too.     “  i’m  sorry,  ”     not  for  acting  foolish  in  front  of  her,  but  for  everything.  she  doesn’t  want  to  see  you.  his  teeth  sinks  deeper  into  his  lip,  allowing  for  the  pain  to  distract  the  tears  that  are  ready  to  fall.     “  you  never  have  to  forgive  me.  ”

#❝ ᵍʳᵃˢᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵏ : interact . #cfnevermores #they lit had ONE happy moment and it all became sad again #LAUREL WHEN WILL THIS END #lowkey kinda enjoy it tho hope u do too (-: #ily ok

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❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞ -aunt may

                “  think  about  it  aunt  may !  why  are  buildings  called  buildings  if  they’re  already  done…  building ?  ”     the  question  is  stupid,  OBVIOUSLY,  but  it  can’t  seem  to  shake  his  mind.  peter  tends  to  ask  all  the  UNIMPORTANT  questions.  he  pauses,     “  holy  heck,  how  did  the  dude  who  first  invented  the  clock  know  what  time  it  was ?!  ”

#Anonymous #❝ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵐᵃᶦⁿ ˢᶦˡᵉⁿᵗ : answer . #peter: *hits blunt*

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❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

               “  pft,  who  told  you  that ?  ”     peter  lies,  terribly  at  that,  he  really  didn’t  want  to  EMBARRASS  HIMSELF  right  now.  a  forced  scoff  escapes  his  lips,  unable  to  look  at  here  straight  in  the  other's  eyes.  it  doesn’t  take  long  until  he  crack  under  PRESSURE.    “  alright,  fine,  maybe  i  did —–  but  i  thought  he’d  like  it !  riddles  are  cool.  besides,  i’m  on  a  budget…  ”

#fkabatgirl #❝ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵐᵃᶦⁿ ˢᶦˡᵉⁿᵗ : answer . #iM oN a BuDgEt #*glares at tony to give my son an allowance*

[spideyroo]

a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

#my first meme day YEET!! #im back guys #and im rdy 2 prty

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#HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!! #a lil something frm me and peter to u #i wont be on for like... the next two days bc i have midterms galor BUT ill be back soon after!!

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crimsonqveens.

mary jane watson was a wispy tree amidst the raging storm, her roots digging further below the ground to withstand it’s great force. never in a million years would she have thought a scenario like such would play out in the story of her life. after all, how many people can admit to being tossed back in time by a few DECADES ?? still, she refused to allow this bump in the road to abruptly halt her existence - dreams, passions, essence. in fact, she had adjusted surprising well. outfit equipped expertly for the times - colorfully patterned dress & chunky heels - she lounged comfortably on the stone steps of xavier’s school-turned-haven. to no individual in particular she wistfully murmured, “ as offputing as all of this had been, i can’t deny how badly i’m dying to see ‘jesus christ superstar’ on broadway. after all, when am i ever going to get another chance to watch it with the original cast ?! “ emerald oculars turned towards the only other warm-body that seemed to be listening. “ d’ya think we’ll get a little break to PARTY 70s-style before ‘doctor who’ inspired nightmare is over ?? all things considered, it would be a total bummer if i got home without doing anything aside from buggin’ over all of this. “

               “  THAT’S  THE  ONE  with  the  green  sister,  right ?  y’know,  the  show  with  that  song  where  i  always  badly  belt  out  the  last  note ?   the  one  we  always  sing  together,  ”    there’s  a  smile  that  INSTANTLY  transforms  into  a  laugh.  his  own  voice  never  compare  to  hers,  mary  jane  had a  voice  that  resembled  smooth  velvet.  irresistible,  dreamy.  peter’s  on  the  other  hand,  causes  the  audience  to  flee  IN  TERROR.  ashy  hands  dig  into  the  pockets  of  his  tan  trousers  searching  for  warmth,  along  with a  sound  sigh  parting  his  lips.  normally  he’d  QUESTION  why  she  had  joined  this  realm  with  him,  a  dangerous  one  at  that.  but,  overall,  he  feels  at  ease.  there’s  no  need  to  walk  this  unknown  of  a  journey  in  solitude,  and  that  alone  provided  a  sense  of  comfort.     “  you  are  seriously  bonkers,  mj,  ”    a  party,  really ?!  then  again,  it  wasn’t  a  surprise.  he’d  almost  FORGOTTEN  this  was  the  queen  of  social  events  here.    “  there’s  no  way  i’m  dressing  up  in  bell bottoms  or  boogie-ing  under  a  disco  ball,  nope,  i’m  good,  thanks  !  and  aren’t  you  heading  to  one  already  anyway ?  what’s  with  the  get  up ?  i’m  not  SAYING  YOU  look  bad,  i  swear !  you  look  really  nice,  and -----  and  i’m  just...  curious. ”        

#mj and peter singing defying gravity together ITS CANON #also mj: mentions any broadway show that's not wicked #peter: oMg ThAt'S wIcKeD rIgHt??? #❝ ᵍʳᵃˢᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵏ : interact . #crimsonqveens

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bnprks.

he sees the figure out of the corner of his eye, but it still takes a moment to register. god, he k n o w s that hair. “ RICHARD ?? “ he practically flies up, but god, he’s forgotten how fast his baby brother can MOVE. there’s a moment, as he’s weaving through the throng of people, where he questions w h y he would be here, but ben is just so DESPERATE for a familiar face, for a promise that his family is OKAY. “ Richard! “ he stumbles forward, grabbing the boy’s shoulder and turning him around. His smile is BRILLIANT, “ I can’t believe you’re here, holy shit, I’m so glad you’re safe. “ 

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             HIS  EYES  EMIT  confusion as  he  looks  at  the  unfamiliar  face,  unsure  of  what  to  say.  normally  peter  would  shrug  the  situation  off  since  it’s  happened  MANY  TIMES  before,  but  this  particular  situation  seemed  different.  as  if  something  was  telling  his  mind  to  not  let  go  of  the  issue.  it  takes  him  a  WHILE  to  say  something.    “  sorry...  you  got  the  wrong  person,  man,  ”  the  reply  is  dragged  out,  as  his  brown  hues  continue  to  PRACTICALLY  ANALYZE  the  other  before  him.  a  nervous  laugh,  following  a  small  shrug  to  ease  out  the  awkwardness.    “  but  hey,  if  this  RICHARD  guy  looks  anything  like  me,  he’s  gotta  be  awesome.  have  you  tried  calling  him ? ”

#my heart is already STINGING LAUREL #S T I N G I N G #❝ ᵍʳᵃˢᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵏ : interact . #bnprks

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@cfnevermores

               HE  FEELS  NOTHING  but  pure  embarrassment.  one  minute  peter’s  swinging  from  wall  to  wall  in  the  mansion,  but  the  very  moment  he  spots  the  familiar  raven  haired  female,  it  was  as  if  he  LOST  FOCUS  entirely.  and  now  he’s  here,  trampled  by  pieces  of  vintage  furniture,  adding  no  help  that  she’d  been  STARING  from  being  in  the  same  room.  weakly  removing  his  mask,  the  spiderling  jumps  back  into  a  proper  stance,  masking  the  RAMPANT  BEATING  of  his  heart  as  much  as  he  could.    “  i ------  swear  i’ll  fix  that,  ”    he  finally  stutters,    “  and  you  never  saw  me,  i’m  not  real.  ”  

#cfnevermores #i wish i kept a tally on how many times peter comes in to annoy raven LMAO

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A Film by Peter Parker - Director’s Cut

#my ACUTE ANGLE !! #i'm back frm class but close to dying hopefully i can squeeze some replies in !! #❝ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ˢᵖᶦᵈᵉʳᵐᵃⁿ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉ ! : visual .

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ofgcldstandards.

“Everyone relax, Booster Gold is here!” Michael says loudly, striking a ridiculous post with a wide, cheesy smile on his face. It makes him feel better, putting on a show and pretending to be something else, acting as though he’s still his cool calm confident self rather than admitting he’s not really coping. He drops his arms and grins, shrugging is shoulders. “What did I miss?”

               ❛  WELL,  YOU  MISSED  the  bigfoot  sighting  the  other  day.  blew  everyone’s  minds  out  of  the  water,  it  was  awesome,  ❜    peter  can’t  help  but  stifle  a  laugh  after,  OBVIOUSLY  joking.  in  fairness,  he  hadn’t  been  around  either,  he’d  only  just  returned  last  night.  adjusting  the  straps  of  his  backpack,  he  lets  out  a  short  sigh.    ❛  i’m  peter,  by  the  way.  is  your  name  really  BOOSTER  GOLD ?  that’s  insane.  ❜

#❝ ᵍʳᵃˢᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵏ : interact . #ofgcldstandards

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kentnelsonx.

Kent still found it strange to jump between earths and times—sometimes, he forgot where he really belonged, but then again, did one really belong anywhere when they were immortal and imbued with the powers of an ancient god? He couldn’t tell for sure. All he knew was what he had been trained to do, and that was what he came here to do. He held the golden helmet in his hand—he had long since given up on trying to keep his identity a secret, considering that he no longer had any family to worry about endangering, anyway—staring at it as if he could stare through it, into the depths of whatever intentions Nabu had for him, all those years ago. He didn’t know how he was supposed to continue on like this. He didn’t know what he was supposed to be fighting for. He knew that there were things to be done—missions to complete—and the principled parts of him made it impossible for him to ignore that call. Even if he had no interest in anything, anymore.

               HIS  SPIDER  SENSES  may  not  be  able  to  fully  dissect  one’s  thoughts  and  emotions,  but  peter  feels...  something.  it  could  be  a  type  of  DISTRESS,  considering  the  expressions  painted  on  their  face  was  recognizable.  deep  thought !  that’s  what  it  was.  he  didn’t  know  whether  to  just  SIT  THERE  and    assure  their  well-being,  or  do  something  to  pull  them  out  of  their  downward  spiral.  of  course,  the  spiderling  had  to  choose  the  latter.  arms  extending  out,  CAREFULLY,  he uses  a  single  index  finger  to  softly  tap  the  other’s  shoulder.  and  another  shortly  after,  just  to  be  sure.  clearing  his  throat,  words  soon  begin  to  ripple  out  of  his  tongue.    ❛  hey...  you  okay,  man ?  ❜    followed  by  a  soft,  innocent  smile.  he  REALLY  WASN’T  there  to  inflict  harm,  the  nineteen  year  old  knew  better.    ❛  do  you  need  a  water,  or  something ?  i  got  a  spare  in  my  backpack.  all  that  heavy  thinking  could  use  a  break.  ❜

#peter: doesn't even notice the cool helmet #❝ ᵍʳᵃˢᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵏ : interact . #kentnelsonx

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a  sticky  boi™   tag  dump

#❝ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ˢᵖᶦᵈᵉʳᵐᵃⁿ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉ ! : visual . #❝ ᶠˡʸ ! ˢʰᵃᶻᵃᵐ ! ᵍᵒ ʷᵉᵇ ᵍᵒ ! : isms . #❝ ᵍʳᵃˢᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃˢᵏ : interact . #❝ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵐᵃᶦⁿ ˢᶦˡᵉⁿᵗ : answer . #woo i luv revamping #more tags later im getting sleepy

[spideyroo]

never stop being a good person because of bad people

#❝ ᶠˡʸ ! ˢʰᵃᶻᵃᵐ ! ᵍᵒ ʷᵉᵇ ᵍᵒ ! : isms .

[spideyroo]

#my fave spidey #❝ ᶠˡʸ ! ˢʰᵃᶻᵃᵐ ! ᵍᵒ ʷᵉᵇ ᵍᵒ ! : isms .