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You know what? Fuck you *eats a nature valley on your bed*

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in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

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There's not a loophole in the 13th amendment, there's just the thirteenth amendment.

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Ernie and Bert eat the fruit that most resembles their best friend.

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Spokane Chronicle, Washington, October 31, 1918

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"i thought you were just going to the shop 👀 who are you so dressed up for" the gays in the fruit aisle who i send strong mental signals to but avoid eye contact with, the little girls who point at me in the line for the register, and the imaginary viewers of the film directed in my head (starring me picking out yogurts while i listen to graceland too by phoebe bridgers)

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ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

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even if i had no followers i would post like this and thats why tumblr is the best social medio

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mutuals do this with me

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#cats

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every time i see people trying to normalize fatness by sexualizing it i think of that post thats like “what are you gonna tell a fucking 12 y/o? dont cry dude youre so thick? stop it” bc like. truly. not only do i personally not want my body to be sexualized lol but also its so harmful to kids like?? being fat is normal in all contexts not just when youre in lingerie with a beat face looking pouty at the camera like can we talk about the variances in human bodies without resorting to making them normal only when theyre sexy, my god

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Carrie Fisher  |  1980

#ohhh my god <3 #carrie fisher

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im bisexual so i see the word “peg” and i black out and smash reblog

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Men.... Dress a little bit more slutty this summer...

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orville peck for playboy, 2019. photographed by alysse gafkjen.

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me, looking back on it all: