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penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

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Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.

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actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.

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#of course they are friends

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Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

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When Colin sees Penelope at Lady Danbury’s ball for the first time, I want his jaw to be on the floor. I want him to stutter her name with his eyes transfixed on her beauty.

Is that too much to ask? lol

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if fellow travelers made you unable to believe jonny playing anthony bridgerton loving his wife that means you have been seeing anthony as hetero and not a raging bisexual and that is a skill issue

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​FULLY KISSED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TONS SALAD

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Colin: Hey Anthony, can I have some dating advice?

Anthony: Just because I ended up with Kate, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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I also low key love that book Colin lives to troll his siblings and he marries the one woman who transformed her trolling into a very lucrative profession

We stan Colin and Penelope joining forces as a married couple and being absolute menaces to society

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Darkest Academia

A MOODBOARD

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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i am doomed by the narrative. ignore that i am also the author of the narrative

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"Cozy fall evenings in which the house smells like freshly baked goods, the book I read is more interesting than ever, and through the window, although cold from the weather, I can still feel the warmth of the atmosphere; In the neighboring house, a woman dances to music and all the lights in the glimmering windows give off an orange hue."

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i walk to college and step on crunchy leaves and drink a hot beverage in the cafe and wear the lightest cardigan i have. it’s autumn again.