sqirtle

[sqirtle]

Homestuck is weird bc if you just read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, it’s overly complicated and makes no sense. But if you read Homestuck from the beginning, it boils you like a frog. You don't even really notice how increasingly convoluted the plot is getting. Several Acts in and youre saying shit like “The doomed-timeline Dave that post-retcon Jade dated is a different version of the Dave that fused with an alien catgirl” like it's the most reasonable thing in the world

#i miss u davesprite. dapetasprite....... #TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE OKAY !!!!!!!!

[sqirtle]

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

[sqirtle]

sorry for no art posts lately im insane. anyways heres more fucking homestuck (assorted facebook memepage style)

[sqirtle]

Fatherless Biped

[sqirtle]

"Heathers AU" is actually incorrect. You see, I have picked out some of my favorite songs from the musical and applied them to my blorbos according to their situation

#things i did in 2018

[sqirtle]

being a sans fan is a struggle bc my day be so fine then BAM, neutral ending phonecalls

"er er er we have lots of fun" brother in Christ you went into FUCKING EXILE

[sqirtle]

[sqirtle]

hi

[sqirtle]

They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

[sqirtle]

looking at the shit you reblog i can't help but think we're complete twinks

AHSBSHSJWJSJSJ it’s ok i am a twink anon. also 🤝🤝🤝🤝 solidarity

[sqirtle]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[sqirtle]

My stance on Shuro discourse

[sqirtle]

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"

[sqirtle]

[sqirtle]

what the actual fuck is this shit. fuck you spotify you capitalist bastards

#oh so THATS why my hacked spotify isnt showing any lyrics at all #piece of shittttttttttt

[sqirtle]

i hate when europeans make fun of americans for being hopelessly dependent on the burger. because its true. i AM hopelessly dependent on the burger. i love burger. burger is like a beautiful butch lesbian to me

[sqirtle]