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What would you rather have, gay daughter or thot son?

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thinking about them a normal amount

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the girls...

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elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr

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“transcendental god that creates and sustains the universe and is omnipotent but not associated with any particular phenomenon:” boring philosophical shit

“our god lives in that volcano right there and when she’s mad she spits lightning and buries cities in lava:” real religion

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Dog Meshi.

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🎁

send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer

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kendrick lamar wrecked drake’s shit so hard he’s trending number two on the white fujoshi website 😭😭

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christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

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it’s a good thing they’re not tablebottom games because otherwise you’d have to fuck around with like magnets or glue or some shit. youd always have to be dealing with dice or miniatures falling into your eyes. hard to rp expressively while living in constant fear of banging your head. honestly we’re so lucky when you think about it

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traditional icelandic refilsaumur embroidery on display in the national museum of iceland

#i went to see these a few months ago and they're so cool

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is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something

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sad i am suspended from reddit so i can't upvote this comment. posting it here instead

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DUDE LMAO