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GRANT US EYES GRANT US EEEEEYYYYSSSSEEE

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I hope with all my heart that someone misses you always when you aren't around. You're great and deserve the best. Please don't get mad about me loving my wife

when i want to kill myself i think abt how sad my mom would be and who would take care of my cat thank u i love u

i would never get mad abt loving wife i wish i had a wife to love <3

#REAL

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GOD SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Often dislike my mom for how much she fucked me up

But how sad she'd be if I died kept me alive long enough to keep me alive

I hope with all my heart that someone misses you always when you aren't around. You're great and deserve the best. Please don't get mad about me loving my wife

when i want to kill myself i think abt how sad my mom would be and who would take care of my cat thank u i love u

i would never get mad abt loving wife i wish i had a wife to love <3

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Skinny is not bad, skinny is not good, body shape is mostly genetic

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legendary page. alice burger indulgence

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i got offended when my bestie was like uhh maybe u should not have a gun. like wtf she should know better than anyone else that i would not shoot myself bc she gets why that’s one of the worst options. she backtracked but unfortunately i had to remind her that im the one of the two of us who can legally buy a gun and if she wouldn’t have said that i could have bought her one whenever she wanted

#there is literally nothing stopping you from getting a gun in the US #any state the fucking black market for guns is super obvious

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see its funny to joke about judges because they make arbitrary decisions and are easily influenced or bought. get it

#real #judges should have the same info blackout as the jury #but like permanent #they should only be allowed to read court and legal documents

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I miss my wife

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reading about julius caesar and cleopatra

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#golden boy is so fucking funny it's literally about a horny loser that accidentally makes every woman he meets fall in love with him #but he's stupid as fuck so he always leaves before he realizes #it is VERY HORNY THOUGH so viewer beware

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#LMAO I did that before the covid

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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

#my mom and sister will still scream if I do this -_-