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“ Yᵒᵘ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵉˡˢᵉ ”
ＢＵＬＬＳＨＩＴ.
I have never loved myself. But you…
oh god.
I loved YOU so much I forgot what {н a т ι n g м y ѕ e l ғ} felt like…
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OOC ––– ;;
k well i was gonna do stuff today but i’m shaking angry about my boyfriend being terrible to me so i’ll come back when i’m not emotionally compromised, sorry if you are due a reply!
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send me a ship and i’ll tell you
who hogs the duvet
who texts/rings to check how their day is going
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
who gets up first in the morning
who suggests new things in bed
who cries at movies
who gives unprompted massages
who fusses over the other when they’re sick
who gets jealous easiest
who has the most embarrassing taste in music
who collects something unusual
who takes the longest to get ready
who is the most tidy and organised
who gets most excited about the holidays
who is the big spoon/little spoon
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
who starts the most arguments
who suggests that they buy a pet
what couple traditions they have
what tv shows they watch together
what other couple they hang out with
how they spend time together as a couple
who made the first move
who brings flowers home
who is the best cook
#♪ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ#( ;SJKF i have stuff in my inbox from the lsat meme but i haven't been able to get on today so ill get to these as well as that one tomorro
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a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)
❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
❝ you will never escape. ❞
❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
❝ they died screaming. ❞
❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
❝ how long have you known? ❞
❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
❝ the law can be changed. ❞
❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
❝ your child is adorable! ❞
❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
❝ he adores you. ❞
❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
❝ then kill me. ❞
❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
❝ stop! ❞
❝ let them watch. ❞
❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
❝ you love him? ❞
❝ do you love me at all? ❞
❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
❝ the king is displeased. ❞
❝ long live your majesty! ❞
❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
❝ do you really think that? ❞
❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
❝ are you a virgin? ❞
❝ I’m married. ❞
❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
❝ are we going to die here? ❞
❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
❝ this is my home. ❞
❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
❝ fuck me. ❞
❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
#♪ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs#( please don't send any that assume our characters in a relationship unless we discuss it first! )
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OOC –––– ;;
sorry, i didn’t realize my ask box wasn’t turned on. if this has caused any problems i apologize! it’s on now.
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Send me a name and my Muse will rate!
Would i kiss them?
Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!
Would i date them?
Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!
Are they important to me?
The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.
How far would i go for them?
I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what i could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.
Would i help them in their time of need?
Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!
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OOC ––– ;;
SA;DKLFJSDAF IM IN SUCH A SOUTH PARK MOOD if anyone wants to do some private threads over skype or email hmu dude i’ve gotta whole lot of ideas and a whole lot of energy for this rn lol
anyway finished my drafts i was super tired when i wrote em so if they’re subpar just lemme know lmao
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♪ HONESTLY he wasn’t sure exactly where he’d ended up
and why he’d gone so far from home in the first place
––– all he knew was that it was unfamiliar, in both a
GOOD and BAD way ; he was so far from home and
he knew what he was doing was w r o n g, that he
should get back as quick as he could, that this was a
MISTAKE, but he felt a sort of tender curiosity . . . it
wasn’t like it was the first time he’d run off, nor was it
going to be the last, but still . . .
Exhausted, and a little uneasy, Stan climbed out of his
old blue Dodge and squinted as the sunlight invaded
his sight, taking a moment to stand still and adjust.
Perhaps he was in California. Seemed like it, at least,
from the amount of license plates reading its name.
Sighing heavily, he turned around, head dipped down
and tired brown eyes focused on the pavement of the
parking lot. He started his way along the side of the line
of shops, not really knowing where he was headed –––
not really caring, either.
He rounded a corner sharply, and –––
––– OOF!
❝SHIT . . . sorry, dude. I wasn’t looking.❞
❝. . . Hang on. Aren’t you –– ?❞
#( ν – ;; ??? )#junkiebcrn#( hey sorry for this taking longer#i saw that you liked para ;askldjf so i wanted to go all out since i do to!!!! i hope this is okay#I've got bad writers block so i didn't even know where this was going till it was written#;KSDJF i love your blog i was so excited when u followed me back i LOVE bojack horseman so fuckin much its one of my all-time faves!!!!#i was really close to making a bojack blog but i wasn't sure if there'd be anyone out there in that verse!! )
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♪ ❝Hey,❞
He winced –– everything was bright and LOUD, his head was throbbing,
and all he wanted was to sink into his BED . . .
❝D’you have any, uh, ibuprofen, or something? I have a . . . ❞( hangover )
❝. . . headache.❞
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♪ ❝DUDE –– it’s not that big of a deal. Why’do
we have to talk about this right now, anyway?❞
#♪﹙ ᴠ ﹣ ;; ᴍᴀɪɴ ﹚#( idk what he's talking about i figured we could take a shot in the dark lol thats what im doing with all my starters right now#i'm sorry about that!!! lack of creativity is strong )#anyway thanks for the follow! )
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♪ ❝HEY, were you listening in English class?
I uh, kinda fell asleep before she started talking
about that paper.❞
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i am not a CHILD now – i can take care of MYSELF.
i mustn’t let them DOWN now – mustn’t let them see me CRY.
i’m fine… I’M FINE……
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god, i love him. i love him so much. l o o k at him. look at the way he smiles, the way he speaks! the way he laughs, the way he weeps…
i want to hold him forever. i want to give e v e r y o u n c e of my love for him.
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Does it still hurt?
Even after all these years?
——( “Yes.” )
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STARTER CALL ––– ;;
still not done with icons, but i’d still like to get into the knack of things. like this for a starter, and i’ll give you one. will range from a single dialogue line to a few paragraphs, depends on what i’m feeling. i’ll try to post them all today, and i apologize ahead of time if i don’t get to you! life’s a bit crazy right now.
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