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check please and nothing is different except it’s a Tim Horton’s instead of Annie’s

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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *passive aggressive food YouTuber* *canadian NHL star* *harvard law student with a pornstache* *tiny unbeatable beer pong champion* *frat star slash science nerd with a 4.0 GPA* *loud and emotional 6′4″ econ major* *overexcited goalie* *ginger bob the builder* *nursey*

#“nursey” skfkdkfld iconic post

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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what’s derek nurse’s major? wrong answers only

#maths #he would love number theory

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au in which wicky is traded to the falcs and naturally ollie moves to providence with him. do bitty opens them back into the area with open arms obviously, but to be honest, he is a little confused about why ollie is here as well. like he knows they're best friends, but it seems a little excessive to move across the country just for your best friend. so after 4 months of this confusion, bitty eventually plucks up the courage to ask and ollie just stops dead in his tracks. "what do you mean why did i move with him? i'm his husband?"

bitty: "his what?"

ollie: "jesus christ you were literally at our elopement after the frozen four"

bitty: i WAS?????

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shitposting today.. choose your fighter

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when bitty will be famous he’ll go on red carpets and bring jack along and though everyone knows jack doesn’t like this, he must be really used to being on red carpets at this point, except that when it’s time for posing for photos, jack doesn’t even look at the camera but at bitty, and there are dozens of montages on the internet with all of jack zimmermann’s red carpet heart eyes. fans literally gather together for red carpets. “will he do it this time? will he? will– OH he’s doing the THING” 

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i wonder what kind of jack/parse fanfics ransom and holster have written

#they wrote the ones with the most hits on ao3 #<-prev!!!!!

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i love this comic with all my heart and usually you can't tell it started in 2013, but these two frames are Very telling

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Inspired by @zimmerwhore, who has inspired me to create McDonalds Sprite Crispy Jack Zimmermann™

#slfkslfkskc

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you can’t tell me his summer job isn’t a bartender at a gay club, I mean

#heritage post

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some more Check Please! art for some fun

jerseys are actually nice to do who knew?

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reblog with your favorite headcanon that we mass convinced ourselves was actually canon i’ll go first: jackholtz enemies to lovers to enemies and also holster sleeping with swinger alicia

#jackholtz is so cursed but also it makes so much senseee

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the chances of a nurseydex mention on ngozi’s twitter are low but never zero

#miss ukazu..............

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Let's talk about this outfit:

This is right after early morning practice in August. Jack doesn't wear collared shirts on a day to day basis, and there's no way it's cold enough Jack needs layers. What gives?

Well, we see later how SMH is supposed to dress when they're trying to appear respectable while repping the team.

So it seems like Jack might need to go act somewhere in his official capacity as captain. I bet he's got his tie in his pocket. It's fun to imagine him getting wolf whistles after practice as he puts on a nice shirt and slacks but I don't know that the relationship is there for anyone but Shitty. We do know that they do get to the point where the team gets a big kick out of mocking him when he's got to act like a big deal.

Is it for an interview with the daily? I'm pretty sure it's noteworthy that they made it to the playoffs last year (Jack's first year as captain) so it makes sense that they might want to do a feature that's more serious than the examples we see of reporters just popping up to interview him in the extras.

(Shout-out to @doggernaut who chatted with me about this and pointing out Chowder violating the dress code with his sharks hoodie. Does he get a goalie pass? A Chowder pass? Does he just eat any fine levied against him and consider it worth the price? Much to consider.)

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something I don’t think I’ve really realized until now abt Jack in check please and specifically the cup kiss is like. How ridiculously meaningful it is for him to say “who cares” after doing something so far from the “perfect” image of the hockey player. like the guy who nearly destroyed himself and his entire career over his anxiety of not being good enough and not being perfect and then frustration and anger over the fact that he had possibly destroyed his career over this doing something so wholly for himself regardless of how it might affect said career after finding not just someone he loved but a team he cares about and friends that love him and not CARING what other people thing is so so good to see.