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I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

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I HATE THIS GAME

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Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...

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on my way to marry him one day

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sobbing, crying, bawling, etc

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Harvey skyrocketing in popularity among stardew fans solely because of that Hozier song is so funny to me because it makes me feel like we are playing 2 VERY different games. Harvey is not "I'd rather take my whiskey neat my coffee black and my bed at three" he's a walking ball of anxiety dork of a man who probably goes to bed at 10 pm every night. If anything, the roles should be reversed cuz I KNOW the farmer is a freak.

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What makes the farmer of Stardew Valley so... different?

What made the Junimos believe this twenty-something loser could be their saviour?

Why does everyone accept their behaviour, and choose to believe they're a friend when their behaviour is almost stalkerish?

Why did Mr Qi believe they were interesting enough to meet?

When anyone else visits the old community centre, they find an abondened building with rotted wood beams and plants growing through the floor, but when the Farmer explores, the spirits of a different world greet them at the door.

Everyone knows of these legendary fish, rumoured, but never seen. The Farmer can find them all with unnatural ease. Willy has worked in the fishing industry for his whole life and he only knew of their existence, and has not once been able to find one.

The explosive force of several kilos of dynamite should be enough to shred a person to pieces, but, it just knocks them around a little.

Aliens crash landed on his property. The witch cursed his farm, the skeletons cursed his luck. The fairies gave him blessings in return.

Why is it that when anyone else looks down, they see dirt, but when the Farmer looks, they find an ancient fossil of unknown origin? Why does regular food and drink change them at the atomic level?

Is it a blessing or a curse to be at the centre of the vortex, forever forced to play out century-old vendettas and be the change in a thousand lives? Wherever the farmer goes, the world moves with them, twisting itself around to curse and appease them as much as possible. Is the Farmer drawn to the supernatural, or is it the supernatural that finds the farmer so alluring?

And everywhere they go, Mr Qi watches, and waits.

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i reckon krobus would get along with the farm pet

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farmer lore? perhaphs...

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beach day in pelican town ☀️🌊

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everything this pixel man says makes me blush and kick my feet tbh

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Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside

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shane is this close 🤏 to making-out sloppy style with this weirdass dork of a farmer.

also samuel was horribly wrong about the kind of burrito clint was making.

(thank you to @/cuteycandycataclysm’s funny screenshot of clint’s grape request for inspiring this)

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Q: Tell us how you dealt with loneliness after moving to a fairly secluded place on a beach of Pelican town?

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this chicken's name is bloo and she has one (1) braincell. shane loves her very much.

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Stardew valley is on my mind 24/7 again. I have to make bad quality meme about it

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she has a uti