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stars-captain · 2 hours
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Whoever keeps trying to one-up me in this Duolingo league is about to see what they're fucking up against
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stars-captain · 4 hours
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stars-captain · 4 hours
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just played a chess game against death, poor fucker kept losing. at a certain point i saw him crying so we switched it up to checkers. hes still not beating me but hes not crying anymore so thats nice
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stars-captain · 7 hours
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stars-captain · 8 hours
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stars-captain · 8 hours
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Do not go to my grave and weep you are so annoying
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stars-captain · 9 hours
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yum
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stars-captain · 10 hours
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Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks
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stars-captain · 10 hours
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stars-captain · 11 hours
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stars-captain · 12 hours
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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy
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stars-captain · 12 hours
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Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill
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stars-captain · 12 hours
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Begging you to please post the reigen edit you have of him to nails, hair, hips, heels it’s been one of my favorite edits and it doesn’t load properly on Twitter anymore so I can’t show people 😭
ask and u shall receive
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stars-captain · 12 hours
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stars-captain · 12 hours
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This bloodbath has gone on for far too long. At the start of this aggression, the school year had barely just started. The academic year ends in just a month. Everyone, from first graders to university seniors, have lost an entire year at least. I say at least considering even if there is a ceasefire today, Israel had destroyed literally all universities in Gaza and damaged over 400 schools. Lest we forget also Israel's deliberate targeting of university professors and academics.
You absolutely cannot mistake the intent behind all of this.
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stars-captain · 13 hours
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[ID: A screenshot of a text from 'Mom' reading: "Please do not wear that Charlie Brown asbestos shirt to grandma's ever again. She almost called the fire department thinking it was real." Below is an image of a grey shirt with Charlie Brown crying on the front, with his mouth wide open. A speech bubble next to him reads, "Good grief...they put me on a shirt made of 100% asbestos!" /End ID.]
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