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starsanses-quotes · 2 months
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Ink : I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...
Dream: Hey, what’s up with Ink ?
Ink : I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.
Swap: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.
Core, to Ink : Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!
Ink : SHUT THE HELL UP, CORE! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!
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starsanses-quotes · 2 months
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Ink : *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Ink : Anyways, you said Core is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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starsanses-quotes · 2 months
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Swap is the bravest person I know. They can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying. -Dream
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starsanses-quotes · 2 months
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Ink : Do I least have a chance to explain myself?
Core: This is America, so nope!
Ink : This isn't America, this is OHIO!
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Swap, turning to Ink : Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Ink : Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Core: Milfs.
Swap: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Ink : Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Dream: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Dream: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Swap: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Ink : WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Ink : I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Dream: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Core: What? No! It isn't!
Dream: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Swap: Dream...
Dream: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Swap: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Dream: INK , DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Ink : The word milf has been ruined for me.
Core: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Swap: Y'all are dumbasses.
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Dream: Why do you look like that?
Swap, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Dream: Like you’re dead.
Swap: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Core: Swap accidentally called Ink “babe” in front of everyone today.
Swap: *sobs into the floor*
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Ink : Dream! I can't do this stupid math!
Dream: What’s the math problem?
Ink : Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Swap, covering Core's ears, while Dream smacks Ink upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Swap: Why would you do that?
Core: Because I feel guilty.
Ink : Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Swap: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Core: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Swap: Stop.
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Core, jumping out of Dream's closet: BOO!
Dream:
Core:
Dream:
Core: *makes a sad face*
Dream: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Ink : Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?
Dream: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Core: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Ink .
Ink : Hey, fuck you.
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starsanses-quotes · 3 months
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Dream: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?
Swap, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?
Dream:
Dream: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?
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starsanses-quotes · 6 months
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Ink:if you were dating me..heh..let's just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore
Dream:what the fuck does that mean
Dream:INK IM SCARED WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
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starsanses-quotes · 6 months
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Ink, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?
Swap: Other side, Ink...
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starsanses-quotes · 6 months
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Swap: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Core: That doesn't exist.
Swap: Not with that attitude.
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