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⭐ Hisoka + Clown Wardrobe 💧

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Hey! I recently saw your work with hcs of the hxh boys and loved it! Wanted to ask if you could do a Hanahaki disease short story with Kurapika except it's the other way around where the reader has the disease. Reader tries to hide it from him but he eventually finds out because of how close they are as friends, if you're comfortable with this request >~<

hanahaki disease with the hxh boys (pt. 2) (kurapika, hisoka, illumi headcanons)

authors note: hi hi! i decided to do this request for all the hxh boys and not just kurapika! i hope that's ok anon!

warnings: mentions of death

this is part two of my hanahaki disease headcanons! you can read part one here where the boys have the disease!

requests are open! please read my rules!

wow

the poor boy gets very distressed when you just suddenly disappear

you don't answer his calls

you don't answer the door

he doesn't see you anywhere

it's like you just vanished into thin air

little did he know, you're dying

and it's because of him

when the first petal fell from your lips, you knew immediately what it was...and who it was for

you weren't sad that kurapika didn't love you back, you knew he didn't

he was much too focused on his goals, and you didn't want to distract him from his purpose

it was what had kept him going for the longest time after all

and you were honoured to have helped him

but now you were dying and you didn't want kurapika to know

knowing kurapika like the back of your hand, you knew how to hide from him

and so, you holed yourself away in a rundown apartment, letting the hanahaki disease slowly claim your body

kurapika is frantic at this point

he has searched high and low for you to no avail

he even enlisted the help of leorio, killua, and gon to find you

with the dream team assembled, it was only a matter of time until they tracked you down

the boys allowed kurapika to see you alone, not wanting to intrude where they were not welcome

although they were delighted to know that you were still alive

but only just

kurapika knows just by the petal soaked floor what is happening, and he rushes to your side

"who is it?" he asks, dumbfounded that you were dying of unrequited love

who wouldn't love you?

you had stood steadfast by his side time and time again, even when he thought you wouldn't

never once did you walk away

never once did you think of him as a burden

you stood by him, had helped him

he couldn't lose you

not you

"what can I do?" he pleaded, clasping your hand in his own

"there is nothing." you whispered, voice scratchy and hoarse from coughing

"tell me who it is, I'll find them."

"you already have."

"Leorio?"

"no, you idiot, it's you." you teased playfully, knowing that kurapika was anything but stupid

"you're dying because of me?"

"it's okay." you managed to smile at him, happy that he would be with you in your final moments

"I don't understand, why are you dying?"

"you know the myth, you know why."

"I do know the myth, which is why I don't know." kurapika too a break, smoothing back your hair from your forehead. "because I love you too."

it was almost miraculous how quickly the disease cleared from your lungs

you could suddenly breathe again

"really?" you almost didn't dare to believe it

"of course I do." he confirmed, before pulling you into a long awaited embrace

ok so hisoka is a tough one

he would know about the hanahaki disease

so he would know the signs

why you fell in love with hisoka was an utter mystery to you

you don't even know how it had happened

you had been friends and partners in crime with the man for as long as you could remember

but love? that seemed farfetched

until it wasn't

it began as a small cough, a light tickle in the back of your throat that acted as a warning that the worst was yet to come

you brushed it off, nothing thinking much of it until a petal fell into your hand

your eyes widened once you saw it, you had heard of the myth before during your travels

you knew what was coming

at first you didn't realise that it was hisoka you loved

who was the poor idiot who had won your heart? who were you about to die for?

you were sure to give them hell before you left this world, perhaps even bring them with you to the afterlife

how dare they end your life

only, your coughing grew worse once you saw hisoka again

with his catlike eyes and twisted grin

ah, that was the poor idiot

you knew the likelihood of hisoka every having feelings for you was slim to none, and the fact that you had developed the hanahaki disease was proof of that

unfortunately for you, hisoka was rather astute and noticed that you seemed sick

"don't tell me my favourite person has come down with the sniffles?"

"of course not."

you would avoid him after that, you didn't want him to see you weak

and you certainly didn't want him to find out that you loved him

so you hid, hoping that your death would be swift

hisoka noticed your absence, and he found himself not liking it one bit

you were the one who he enjoyed teasing, and who teased him in return

you were, as much as he was shocked to realise, rather close to him

remembering that you had seemed unwell the last time he had saw you, hisoka began to wonder whether your illness was serious

given the fact that you had disappeared unannounced, he began to think that there was something you were hiding

there is nothing hisoka loves more than a game

and you had unintentionally presented him with a great one

he tracked you down to a quiet forest of all places, surrounded by a field of red petals

hey, if you're hisoka's friend, you're going to be quite dramatic like he is

"my, my, this is quite the scene." he grinned as he approached, before seeing how pale you looked, the blood around your mouth, and the fact that you weren't moving

looking closer at the petals, he could see that they were red because of the dried blood that had stained them

oh, you had the hanahaki disease

considering the fact that you had left him without a word, he came to the correct conclusion

he wasn't an idiot, you clearly loved him

and you were dying

usually, hisoka enjoyed the idea of death but seeing you before him, basically in the afterlife, his perception of it drastically changed

he approached your body, narrowed eyes closely observing the stunted rise and fall of your chest, hearing the shallowness of your breaths

bringing his lips to your ear, hisoka whispered, "you really are quite dramatic, y/n, this is almost too much."

his fingers danced over your chapped lips

"what would you have me do, hm?"

his touch lightly trailed over your closed eyelids

"how unnecessary, considering the fact that I also love you."

it took a little while for you to regain consciousness

when you did, you found hisoka grinning at you

you also found him holding your hand

oh, you were both idiots

ok so lets just feed into the delusion for a sec that illumi would have the emotional capacity to love someone and actually admit it out loud

i refuse to write sad shit ok

so you love illumi

you had felt the emotion grow the more time you spent with the stoic assassin

it was no surprise when you realised you had developed the hanahaki disease

in fact, you had almost suspected it

once you realised you had loved illumi, it was only a matter of time before you died from it

there was no way someone as emotionally stunted as the eldest Zoldyck sibling would ever feel something remotely close to love, especially in the romantic department, especially for you

you knew him too well, you had been working with him for the longest time

ever since you first laid eyes on him, he was stuck with you

you followed him around, not bothering him enough for him to kill you, but just enough to get to know him

or, more accurately, for him to know you

illumi had grown used to you stubbornly following him around

he had grown to expect your endless chatter that often filled the void of silence

he had grown used to your constant presence

you knew he didn't mind, he had never sent you away

perhaps he was lonely and you fixed that

however, now that you were dying because of him, you had a choice to make

either, you could leave and die in peace, or you could tell him and see whether that would kill you faster

if you chose to hide, it would take him a matter of seconds to track you down - it was his job after all

if you chose the latter, you would mention it briefly, just to see how he would react

either way, the conversation would be the same

"by the way, I'm not going to be around for much longer, so you'll have to do that without me."

"where are you going?"

"to the most mysterious land of all." you smiled, wanting to make a joke out of your upcoming demise. "I have a date with the grim reaper."

illumi was perhaps the most confused you had ever seen him before

you had gone mad - what on earth were you talking about?

"what?"

"I'm dying, illumi." as if on cue, a coughing fit quickly swept through you, and a whole flower fell into your hand. you presented him with the bloodied bloom. "see?'

illumi has never heard of the hanahaki disease before

looking closer at you, he was ever so slightly perturbed to realise that you certainly looked unwell

"you just coughed up a flower."

"well spotted."

"how are you dying?"

you sighed, realising you would have to spell it out for him. "it's called the hanahaki disease, and it is a curse everyone suffering from unrequited love dreads."

"you love someone?"

you laughed darkly, here goes nothing

"you."

if you thought illumi looked confused before, that was nothing compared to now

"me?'

"is that so hard to believe?"

illumi couldn't fathom what he was hearing

someone loved him?

you loved him?

it sounded utterly ridiculous

but there you were, dying before his very eyes

"I don't understand."

"what don't you understand?"

"why are you dying?"

"I just told you why."

he stared at you blankly, black eyes boring into yours. "then the myth is wrong."

"what are you...?" you trailed off, not daring to hope what he might be implying. "do you love me?"

illumi didn't respond, and you didn't know whether he had the capability of admitting the words aloud

despite this, that was good enough for the disease to immediately clear from your lungs

and you took a deep breath to fill them again

gone was the pain, the heaviness, the urge to cough

"you love me." you looked at him again, filled with more hope than ever before

it wasn't a question this time

you knew illumi loved you, in his own special way

you dared to kiss him, and illumi allowed it despite his utter shock

that’s how you knew he meant it

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Guys I'm sick *cough* *cough*

Sick head cannons adulttrio

Illumi

Avoids you like the plague when you're sick tbh

Like he'll ft you for hours but won't step a foot in your house

Anything you need he'll buy without hesitation

It's not that he doesn't care

He has responsibilities and can't get sick

It's the same when he's sick tho

He won't let you anywhere near him bc he doesn't want you sick

He comes to see you as soon as neither of you are sick tho

Hisoka

Opposite of illumi

Is not afraid of getting sick

"I don't get sick, I'm too strong"

He'd flex trying to cheer you up and pouts everytime you turn away from his kisses

Will sleep in the bed with you to keep you warm

Surprise surprise he gets sick

He'd be such a whiney ass bitch tbh

He wouldn't ask you to take care of him he'd just kind of guilt trip you into doing it honestly

Chrollo

He'll find you the best doctor robbery money can buy

Not as close as hisoka but he won't avoid you like illumi

Brings you anything you could possibly want and will stay with you till he's sure your comfortable

He insists he isn't sick and will until he can't even stand

Still tells you he's fine and gets to take care of himself

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♠️~ hello, everyone! i haven’t posted in a little bit so while i desperately work on requests here is this silly hxh smau. enjoy

. • °⛓✧༺ language, sfw, fem!reader, brief, lighthearted mention of murder in Hisoka’s ༻*ੈ✩‧₊˚⛓

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲- 𝐟𝐭. 𝐠𝐨𝐧, 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐚, 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐤𝐚, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐨

『gon』ღ

🪦˖⁺(killua)_💚

🥀༶⋆˙⊹(kurapika)୭ 🕊🗝🌿

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ hisoka

·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ illumi

*:･ﾟ✧ chrollo *:･ﾟ✧

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BACK WITH PART 3 

(feat. Machi this time) 

[[Part 1]] | [[Part 2]]

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Alright, I’m back with part two and honestly they’re taking me out lmfao 

If the reader was part of the yorknew arc: 

[[Part 1]] | [[Part 3]]

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I don’t know if anyone has done this but I was reminded that the incorrect quotes generator thing exists, and well I wasn’t disappointed plugging reader x hisoka x chrollo into it (with a splash of Illumi) for some crack. I’m wheezing omg

Should I post more? these are so funny lmfao. 

[[Part 2]] | [[Part 3]]

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Y/n: This food is too hot, I can't eat it

Hisoka: You're too hot and I can still eat you

Y/n: *blushes*

Hisoka: *winks at Y/n*

Illumi: One dinner

Illumi: I just want ONE DINNER

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Incorrect quotes

Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... 

Hisoka: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? 

Y/N: Holy moly-

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Chrollo: Rules are made to be broken.

Y/N: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Phinks: Uh, piñatas.

Hisoka: Glow sticks.

Machi: Karate boards.

Shalnark: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Chrollo: Rules.

Y/N: ...

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Feitan: I still have ... few knives up my sleeve.

Phinks: I think you mean cards.

Feitan, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No.

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Ron (to Hermione): you know they say “you are what you eat.”

Hermione: ??

Ron: How come you can eat “beauty?”

Y/N*trying not to laugh*: I guess that’s why Draco’s a pussy.

Draco: yeah that’s why you’re a big dick y/n.

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Hermione (on the phone with y/n): So y/n, are you available right now?

Y/N: no, sorry. Unfortunately, my roommate does not like the idea of me bringing men/women home.

Draco (beside y/n, listening to the conversation): my Salazar, y/n! I am your husband, not your roommate!

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Y/N: Dray, you’re going to the Halloween party tonight, right? What costume will you wear?

Draco: yeah, kinda wanna be a hero this time.

Y/N: Superman? Batman? Iron man?

Draco: What about, Your Man?

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Y/N (pranking Draco): I think we need to break up

Draco: what? No we don’t

Y/N: yes we do

Draco: no we don’t

Y/N: fine. But I think I’m gonna need some space

Draco:

Draco (obliviously): we’ll move some stuff around then.

Blaise (who witnessed it and is trying not to laugh): my man’s whipped and he doesn’t even know.

(Yes it’s from tiktok too 🥴)

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ginny : what does "take out" mean?

ron : food.

draco : dating.

tom : murder.

[y/n] : if you’re a praying mantis, it can be all three.

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Draco: y/n, I know that I am rich, but you have to stop stealing my stuff!

Y/n: wha-

Draco: yeah! My hoodies, my shirts, my rings, my heart, what’s next? My last name?

Y/n: *flushed and in utter confusion*

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Helping Draco stop bullying little kids Pt.1

Me: Ok, what do we say when our actions or words have upset or hurt others?

Draco:

Draco: Hoes mad

Me: NO

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*In Class*

Proffessor McGonagall: Alright students, with your partner, I would like for you to do a quick activity. It is important to set goals for yourself, and to be aware of the future. Ask eachother this: "Where do you see yourself 1 month from now?"

Y/N: *turns to Draco*

Draco: *turns to y/n* Ok, where do you see yourself 1 month from now

Y/N: Probably getting an 'O' in potions. That class is tough, but I think it's possible.

Draco: *nods*

Y/N: Now you. Where do you see yourself 1 month from now?

Draco: Hopefully, in your bed

Y/N: What?!?

Draco: *blushing* -I SAID HOPEFULLY, DEAD!

Proffessor McGonagall: *pinching the top of her nose*