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There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

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if i was bella and edward was pissing me off i'd simply create a close friends list on instagram that consisted solely of him, google image search "palace interior, volterra" save whichever's the fanciest, edit the text "dinner with the volturi. thank you for the invitation" over the top, click post and then turn off my phone

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🌱 don't you know? dream blobs are organic! 🌱

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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Stiles: You lied to me! Peter: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special? Stiles: I’m your best friend! Peter: Well, that just makes you more gullible.

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Stiles: Reasons why I hate the Nogitsune: #1. It made me kill people. #2. It tortured the people it didn't kill. #3. After it took control of the Oni, it said "There's been a change in ownership" when "There's been a change in Oni-ship" was literally right there! #4. It completely unravelled my brain. #5. It tried to get me to gut myself. #6.-

Derek: Wait, hold on. Why did the "Oni-ship" thing make it so far up on that list?

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Derek: I love you. Stiles: you literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday. Derek: that’s an unrelated fact.

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Stiles: Are we still on for tomorrow? Derek: You mean for our mating ceremony? Stiles: ...I was just making sure.

(source)

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Scott: *bursts through Stiles’ bedroom door to find Derek and Stiles sprawled atop the bed, fully clothed, each reading books*

Scott: So you two ARE having sex!

Derek: *looks down at Stiles where he’s laying on his stomach beside him*

Derek: Really? Stiles, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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Derek: [pointing at Stiles] He's not allowed in my home. Scott: Why not? Derek: He raided my fridge and ate my food. And then he rearranged my movies and books in alphabetical order. Scott: That's not so- Derek: In spanish! Scott: How is that even possible? Stiles: I made it possible.

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my roman empire is stiles calling derek “big guy”

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A Criminal Minds / Teenwolf crossover where Hotchner lays into the Sheriff about his drinking and how he's treated Stiles since Claudia died.

#criminal minds #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #sheriff stilinski #bad parent sheriff stilinski #sheriff stilinski is and alcoholic #arron hotchner #bau team

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Peter while doing the pack’s grocery shopping cause Pack Mom Stiles is sick and Pack Dad Derek is taking care of their mama:

Peter: *takes two samples instead of just one*

Peter, singing:...I love robbery and fraud, I'm a shoplifting God🤩

Bitch, I'm never gonna teach you every scam that I got 🥰

Watch your purse around me 'cause I'll snatch it up like that🤭

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I need to see the texts Peter sends Eli.

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Eli: *fist-fighting a bird and falling off the dock, into the lake*

Derek: babe, you're officially only the second-highest liability of our pack.

Stiles: *fist bumps the air* HELL YES! I'm gonna-

Derek: don't finish that sentence if you don't want to move back up on the list.

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Peter: So... you’ll just let the pack be “free range”. Let them wonder freely.

Derek: Peter-

Stiles: Hell yeah, they're free range. They have free range to stalk on up and kick some ass!

Derek: As you can see... This isn't really my choice anyways.