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i wish.
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Donnie, you know Diamond Joe’s got blade, right? Like, it’s not even a switchblade, man; just some sheet metal he ground an edge on and wrapped duct tape around, during shop. He calls it ‘Shirley.’
He likes to keep a roll of quarters in his back pocket; it’s why he was so happy to find that fifty cents, the other day.
He does that thing where he pulls his shirt over his head all at once, and slaps himself in the face and chest a bunch; and the whole time he’s going “WOOOO!” like Rick Flair.
He’ll come at you, Donnie. He’ll just come right AT you.
Let this one go.
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Reasons Artic Monkeys is bad:
They have the same bass line in every song
Reasons Artic Monkeys is good:
It’s one sexy fucking bass line so I don’t blame them
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me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!
me, 4 hours later:
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