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Hey! Happy Pride month!

So I want to ask you a question.

So, I noticed you’re a anti-ss and anti-Sakura. Can I ask, Do you like Sakura? If you do, why? If you don’t, why do you dislike Sakura? Do you think she’s useful? Do you think she deserves the hate she receives from the fandom? Do you think Sasuke was horrible to her and she deserves better? Do you think she’s a good mother to Sarada? Is she a good friend to Ino and Naruto? Do you think Boruto did a good job with her character on the show?

@larrycherry04 LOL... Can’t believe it took me 7 months to cook up this answer as it was emotionally taxing to go through every moment of hers which I couldn’t handle it all at a time... And finally I did it. Also, too many questions which I cannot cover in a single post. So let me just write about why I hate her.

[[LENGTHY POST AHEAD -- Read at your own risk-- Hinata Fans, Don’t Interact -- I hate your Byakugan Princess as well.]]

WHY I HATE SAKURA?

There are some characters you really liked initially but then all of a sudden, a particular character’s motivation in 1 or 2 panels will give us disgust and will make us hate that character forever... And after that, you will start to notice the fatal flaws in that said character which was planted all along. Say, Hinata.

But Sakura is a different breed. She is a pure annoyance to the power of billion right from the Frame One till the last frame of the series. I was really surprised about her development because the same author has created many female characters like Ino, Konan, Temari, Tsunade who has better attitude and cooler jutsus. I will not say that they are the best representation of woman characters in all the media. But definitely better inside the Narutoverse. Tsunade definitely impressed me.

It’s just that Sakura managed to collect all my hatred in every scene she appears and finally I just couldn’t bear with her attitude. The only person she deserves in this Narutoverse is Danzo.

SAKURA - THE GOOD

Not much to list but there are very few. But let me get this thing over in the beginning because I simply don’t want anyone to feel better about Sakura by explaining her good stuffs towards the end. Then, it will be like a redemption. And I don’t want to be that person to redeem her, I am bad that way.

I will not list anything she did for Sasuke. I fucking don’t care because she is doing it all for getting his dick back in return. I just care what she did for someone other than Sasuke without Sasuke’s influence. So, Sakura realizing ‘Next time, I will treat Naruto better’ in Episode 3 will not be listed here.

She giving bento to Naruto during Bell Test after seeing Sasuke will not be listed here. Because if she didn’t, then Sasuke would have burned her with his glare. She just did it to impress Sasuke, not out of genuine worry towards Naruto.

And No, I will not list the number of times she used her Medical Ninjutsu to save Naruto or any other characters. Because that’s her job. And Naruto can heal himself with his Kurama’s powers. And to be honest Ino also healed him in Hidan-Kakuzu arc and Hinata also helped him fix his disjointed Shoulders in the War Arc.... SO, SAKURA IS NOT SPECIAL....

And No, She, saving Kankuro will also be not listed here.

[[SIDE NOTE : That Sasori battle was a nice display of Women Power.. I mean, in how many media have you seen in where a old lady uses her strength and tricks to defeat a formidable opponent?. So, Battle wise I find it amazing and powered up. But for a valid reason, I couldn’t add that in Sakura - The Good section]]

A Good deed is something you do from your subconscious mind without any expectations or anyone’s influence . That deed may not be grandeur in terms of benefit or scale. But a simple tear drop for a stranger is also something I find it to be admirable and a sign of genuine heart.

TRYING TO CHEER UP NARUTO

This is the first moment in the series I felt that Sakura could think & worry about someone other than Sasuke exclusively.... ( I mean Not lumping Naruto along with Sasuke-kun and worrying about them for both, like that time when they fought with Haku)

QUITTING PAPER TEST FOR KEEPING NARUTO’S DREAM ALIVE

Yeah, I have to admit that this scene came out of nowhere. I never expected Sakura will ever do something for Naruto that will not benefit her, or at least in the beginning of Part 1.

I don’t know, somehow everyone in his team is so eager to protect Naruto’s Dream. Since, it was coming from Sakura, it’s nice to see something like this.

SPEAKING UP FOR NARUTO - 1

Never expected this moment as well!!!! Oh Sakura!!! If only you had been like this throughout the series, You would’ve been worshipped as Goddess, you know!!!

CRYING FOR NARUTO

This scene takes place when Granny Chiyo was explaining about Tailed Beasts and Jinchurikki. When Sakura heard that, “A Jinchurikki without the Tailed Beast will........ Die”. Even, I was feeling so bad for Naruto but Sakura went one step ahead and cried for Naruto which I find it to be Genuine and heart warming.

WILLING TO RISK HER LIFE FOR GRANNY CHIYO

I never understood why she decided to jump in front of Granny Chiyo to save her... But she did. Which is something we should credit her for. The Word Selfless and Sakura came together for the first time in this series... I think probably the Last time as well.

But you know what???? None of her Asshole Fans ever talked about this scene at any point of time to promote her Good side.... There’s not one Sakura stan blog I’ve come across so far has promoted this selfless side of Sakura in this arc, instead they were all about how she beat that ass of Sasori and how she became a strong Hulk by punching everything and not to mention how she ‘unconditionally’ loved Sasuke.... Geez, Her fans don’t even know about their Favourite character well enough....

TRYING TO UNDERSTAND SAI

For me, this is where Sakura shined as a human being in Part 2. I have to agree this. Because even Naruto didn’t bothered about Sai that much, considering the amount of empathy he has shown for Haku, Zabuza and Gaara in part 1.

Sakura did it out of a genuine concern and wanted to know more about Sai and his background. She even kept his picture book that he left after ditching Team 7 to go with Orochimaru. Because she noticed something about Sai that no one else in Team 7 did, that is, the bonding between Sai and Shin. It was very nice to see this side from her. Probably she did this because he looks like Sasuke, I don’t know... But anyways. I think it’s one of her positives.

WORRYING ABOUT NARUTO

This is also another moment where Sakura genuinely worried for Naruto’s safety and was willing to help him in any ways possible. I felt surprised and refreshing when she said that, “I can only do little things for him” because for the very first time after part 1, she wants to do something for someone other than Sasuke.

SPEAKING UP FOR NARUTO - 2

Well, I think this is okay, I guess????

LIP TO LIP CPR FOR NARUTO

Well, I didn’t want to include this scene at all. Because, by this time, All I felt about Sakura was pure disgust. But still, I just included it in this section because Doing all these will never benefit either Sakura or Naruto. Because, Naruto had a big plot armour behind his head and in the end, Only Obito’s timely arrival to put the Tailed Beast saved Naruto, it’s not because of Sakura. And also, this scene was put there to spite NH that Hinata was useless when it comes to saving Naruto by deliberately making her trip on the Battlefield.

Anyways, a good deed is a good deed, no matter what. Plus, I had a slightest hope that, atleast after this scene Sakura would’ve changed her attitude. But..... Never mind.

SAKURA - THE USELESS

This section explores her uselessness despite her rabid fans’ grand claim about her that Sakura is capable of beating Uchiha Madara. Well, I would’ve believed them if this section didn’t exist. Unfortunately she can’t even catch ‘Tora’ the cat.

I WILL DO NOTHING IN THE BELL TEST

Yeah, She basically just fainted and fainted again. She copied Sasuke and got the job. While Naruto and Sasuke were displaying their powerful Jutsu in their arsenal at that time (Kagebunshin & Katon) and were trying their best to snatch that bell, and yet this girl just did nothing but at the end of the day she got a lucrative job with talented guys. Leaving all the legwork to them and enjoy scratching her horny ass. Spoiled Princess and a Gold digger!!!!

Kishi set this dynamics for Team 7 very early in the series and that never changed even at the very end. Because he never intended to.

I WILL SHOUT FOR NARUTO - VERSION 1

This happens right after Orochimaru knocked out Sasuke after giving his Cursed Seal. And Sakura proved her uselessness here by shouting Naruto’s name towards an unconscious Naruto.

I mean, ‘What the F**k!!!! Why are you crying for his name??? You are also a ninja, aren’t you? What kind of useless Teammate you are to the point of shouting for another knocked out Teammate ?? And also, Naruto was also knocked out, Why are you not worrying for him like you worry for Sasuke?’

You know what? Rin Nohara will treat both of her boys with utmost care... Not like you at all. Even though she loved Kakashi, She treated Obito with the same care. No wonder, Obito started a war for Rin and his Team.

And also, it’s very clear that, if something happens to Sasuke, Sakura could do nothing other than shouting for the help of Naruto.... But SS stans shamelessly says that Sakura saved him from the darkness... Hmmmph

CUTTING MY HAIR IS A NEW GIRL POWER MOVE

Yeah, Every girl would have experienced this phase in our lives. Like something bad happens, say, a break up, we change our hairstyles by cutting it short. Nothing wrong actually. But most of us would change from our bitter experience. But Sakura had other ideas.

Just when I thought she was going to fight back and protect her team mates, ummmmm...... nope. The Author didn’t even give her a chance. Team Asuma grabbed the honours and saved her useless ass this time. Ino-Shiko-Cho came for her rescue because Sakura doesn’t have any plan as to what to do next and didn’t know how to fight those Sound Ninjas and she was getting mercilessly beaten....

OR atleast after that, She could’ve helped them in their fight in some way, but... Man!!!! She never even bothered to move from that place unless Sasuke got into rampage mode and she only got up to hug him... So, Sakura can move for Sasuke but not for Naruto or Lee or Ino or for Anyone.

By, the way I liked Ino here... What a team player!!! This dynamics continued till the very end. Best Team in the series.

LIFETIME PROMISE

When you can’t do something, all you can do is to seek Naruto’s help!!! But never once in your life, you would genuinely appreciate and acknowledge him for what he was... Well, her fans are saying that Sakura was the one who saved Sasuke from Darkness... If that’s the case, why is she asking Naruto to bring him back instead of saving Sasuke all on her own.

This is where she started to use Naruto and threw him in Chapter 699. And they say, Team 7!!! Yaaay!!!!

I WILL SAY ‘I’LL SAVE EVERYONE’ BUT WHEN TIME COMES I WILL HIDE IN THE WOODS

God!!!! I just got annoyed after she said these words and in my rewatch I hated her even more. Look, I already knew Itachi was going to be a good guy when I watched Episode 128,129,130 in part 1. I mean I was 85% sure. And I know he was so powerful. He knocked out Kakashi, a top Jounin in Konoha like he was nothing. But Sakura had the gall to say that she will save Sasuke and Naruto from Itachi....

Now I know why her fans are over exaggerating her powers. Because their Kween thinks she can beat Itachi. No wonder, her fans are believing that she can beat Madara too.

Well, She just said these words like it was so easy and what did she do when Itachi appeared??

Yeah.... Simply hiding in the woods and doing nothing.

Geeez!!! I hate these, All Talk and No Work kind of fools.... I’ve had enough of them in my workplace. Useless as Fuck!!!

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO STOP MY ‘SASUKE -KUN’

Logically, Sakura should be the one who should’ve stopped this attack. Because Sasuke and Naruto are her teammates. Sai has nothing to do with Naruto. And yet his body moved on to protect Naruto.

What the hell are you doing, Asshole!!!! Why are you standing like a clown doll???? You boldly told to injured Naruto, in Part 1 that you will save Sasuke along with Naruto. Now he is in danger, why are you not moving an inch???

This is another display of her inherent motto, ‘All Talk and No work’. Keep it up!!! Sakura.

I WILL SHOUT FOR NARUTO - VERSION 2

Yeah, Even Konohamaru did something to kill a Pain. He trained Naruto’s superior Ninjutsu and saved Ebisu Sensei. While I agree that you punched some monsters and saved some people. After that??? Cry again for Naruto like a baby and do nothing.

She couldn’t do anything because Sakura can only fight with the likes of Madara level opponent, not the mere Nagato kind of guys.

What’s more!!! We all have that annoying friend who pesters us and ask for the story while watching a movie in the theatre, because that friend has poor viewing comprehension or missed a scene because she was scrolling through Instagram!!! Sakura is that kind of person.

This time some Byakugan guy got stuck with her as her CCTV camera. Poor Soul!!!

I WILL PRAY AND DO NOTHING

This is something only Sakura can do. Because she realized that she is third wheeling between these guys and decided to trust them.

Then, if she can’t do anything for him, why is she is going behind him??

Sakura’s inner Voice... ‘Let them fight. Naruto will save Sasuke and Somehow I will get my Sasuke-kun’s D back. All I can do is I believe in them’.

I SHOW GIRL POWER ONCE AND THEN I’ll DO NOTHING

This is when this piece of shit punched some useless Juubi Clones and received compliment from Hashirama too. But after one power display, she did.......

LITER-FUCKING-ALLY NOTHING!!!!! Yeah, somehow her monster strength was never displayed again because she was busy getting horny.

I AM A GREAT DOCTOR... ATLEAST THAT’S WHAT MY FANS CLAIM

Everyone was claiming that Sakura is some best doctor and surpassed her Master Tsunade. Even Shizune said something like that. Sakura herself said, ‘I think I caught upto them (Naruto and Sasuke)’.

Well, what happened now????

Sasuke surpassed Orochimaru by killing him. Naruto surpassed Jiraiya by defeating all Six Pain by mastering Senjutsu. What did you do??? You couldn’t even save Shikamaru. And you had the gall to think Naruto to mind his own business.

And then Tsunade came and touched his Forehead... Pooof!!! He was cured.

So, you didn’t even surpass your master and yet claiming that you caught up to your team mates!!!

Another ‘All Talk and No Work’ display.

I AM A GREAT DOCTOR AGAIN

You know, You had one job!!! One fucking job!!! You couldn’t even snatch out an eyeball from Obito. Rin did the transplant in a matter of minutes under much distressing situations.

And yet you are second guessing and standing in a safe place and couldn’t do anything...

SAKURA - LOYAL DOG FOR SASUKE BUT TREATS NARUTO LIKE A STRAY DOG

Look, the scenes in this section might not have bothered you guys much or looks too trivial because Naruto never got bothered about this. But, as a viewer, it just annoyed me too much. If it was just once or twice, I could’ve ignored them. But it went too far. Well, it may be my bias too.

IGNORING NARUTO’S COMPLIMENT

Who wouldn’t love compliments?? A boy who is genuinely praising her for her talents. Does it hurt to say a simple, ‘Thank You??’

Yeah, you expected a compliment from someone else. But Why ignore someone who cares about you?

These kind of girls belongs to the category of ‘Wanting to reach the Unreachable’. They always ignore genuine care from the good ones and wag their tails shamelessly for the indifferent ones.

NARUTO FALLING DOWN - WHO CARES?

I actually didn’t notice many of these on my first watch. But rewatch made me notice these poor treatment.

Sakura, this ass, absolutely don’t care about what happened to Naruto but when Sasuke gets hurt she would do anything to catch him like a dog catches its bone. Well, this gives her the opportunity to smooch Sasuke, isn’t it???

Say whatever you want, this idiot spoils the Team 7 dynamics and I hate Team 7 mostly because of her. And there is this joke fandom called NaruS*k* who claims that Sakura cared about Naruto as well and they bring some stupid panels to argue their point... Well, what about this???? Why didn’t her body moved on it’s own to protect him???

INJURED SASUKE IS MY PRIORITY THAN THE MONSTER BEFORE YOU

Again, this is another instance Sakura wanted to touch and feel for Sasuke while completely ignoring the surroundings.

There’s a fucking monster standing before her and Naruto was asking her a question in a shell shocked manner. This Asshole is just too irritated with his question because he disturbed her touchy feely thoughts for her beloved Sasuke-Kun.

TO ME MY FEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN CARING ABOUT NARUTO

Oh my Crap!!! I can’t even believe that a person could be as insensitive as this Girl....

Like Girl!!! A Boy is literally sitting in front of you with a wounded body and yet you only care about Sasuke not returning back to Konoha.... And was sulking like a Whiny cat....

IF IT IS TO REACH SASUKE, I’ll HAND OVER NARUTO TO AKATSUKI

Look, You may think I am delusional or whatever shit. This irked me on my first watch.

This Ass was literally goading Naruto to go and attack Akatsuki to reach Sasuke. While she completely knew About Akatsuki hunting people like Naruto.

So, Can I assume that this scene conveys, Sakura is okay to put Naruto in danger if it means to get Sasuke back??? I mean, Naruto would be always ready for this plan even if it means death. But how can Sakura take advantage of this fact???

If she is a normal human being with a least amount of concern, shouldn’t she be advising Naruto against it???

Geez!!! The more I look into this panel the more I want to punch my screen..

WHEN IT IS FOR NARUTO - I’ll COWER, IF IT’S FOR SASUKE - I’ll BECOME A MONSTER

Alright, this is where the famous Sasori fight comes in. Yeah, Like I already said, The fight sequence was amazing. But Sakura’s motivation was inhumane and apathetic.

Here she is literally claiming that she don’t have those skills... Well, it’s alright, She is young and no one expects her to be the Top Jounin Level kunoichi...

But the moment Sasori mentioned something about Orochimaru, she literally started to pay attention and got motivated to fight.

So, she was fighting this battle only for Sasuke and not for Naruto who was the only person in immediate danger. I am not saying shouldn’t fight for Sasuke. I only wish she should have mentioned Naruto as well.

If there was no mention of Orochimaru, I guess she will be like that little cowardly girl and put a lot of stress on Granny Chiyo. I think she never gave two shits about Naruto.

And they shamelessly say Sakura and Naruto were Best Friends Forever...!!!! [[It was so gratifying to see that Naruto ignored this asshole in Gaiden]]

I’LL NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE NARUTO’S HELP

This might be a funny scene for comic relief, but shit!!!! After treating Naruto like a pest, I just cant take this scene as a joke. I am sorry, I am biased.

Can’t she say a single, ‘Thank you’ ??

I’LL DO ANYTHING IF SASUKE ASKS ME TO

I don’t need to explain this scene, Sasuke is calling her literally ‘Useless’ and she just started to droop her face.

But this is how Sakura shows her Girl Boss moment to Naruto who was genuinely concerned about her health and asks her to take rest.

So, where is your Self-Respect????? A guy who is treating you nicely but you want show your useless power display and yet when another guy insults you, you take his shit like a Strawberry Icecream. And they say you are some strongest kunoichi!!!!

You may think Naruto underestimated Sakura and treated her like a weak woman. No, he was not. He said the same to Sasuke once in Part 1 as well, when Naruto was about to fight with Gaara.

Does this means Naruto underestimated Sasuke too??? And Naruto said the same to his summoning Frog Gamakichi in the War Arc too.

Sakura pests are seriously hypocritic to the core.

[[There is this claim that ‘You hate Sakura because she didn’t accept Naruto’s love’.... Well No, He never loved her first of all.... Second of all, Nobody wants this pest to get along with Naruto and abuse him further... Third of all, All we want is for her to acknowledge and care about Naruto as a Teammate and still she can love Sasuke... ]]

SAKURA - THE FOOL

You might think that I am an hypocrite by claiming Sakura as a Fool, when in reality Naruto also behaved like an idiot most of the times in Part 1. But the difference here is, her foolish behaviour ended up as an Hindrance all the times whereas Naruto never gives up, stands tall and fight back.

BLOCKING A MONSTER WITH JUST A KUNAI

I know, Love makes you do foolish stuffs. But those things should help others in some way, not to cause more troubles. Kishi could’ve easily made her use some paper bombs, shurikens and exchange 4 or 5 moves and he could’ve made her knocked out after trying out everything from her side. But there was not even single scope for her.

I remember Temari exchanged few blows with Sasuke, that’s not in the manga. She even pushed him to use Chidori, his ultimate technique at that time. So, The Anime team could write something for Temari but not for Sakura???

APPROACHING 4 TAILED NARUTO WITHOUT ANY PLAN

Yeah, I thought of adding this to the good part. But still, this is a sooper foolish move by a Ninja who was trained by Tsunade for 3 years. But what irritates me more was, She openly said, ‘I will save Sasuke-kun for you’.... But later when they met Sasuke in Orochimaru Lair, she didn’t do a shit for Naruto. Only Sai came forward to block Sasuke’s sword... Pffftt...... All talk and No work. AGAIN.

KILLING A SNAKE WITH A POISON

I am sorry for this dramatic title. Sasuke was not a snake. It was already removed by Itachi. But, As her fans claim that Sakura was the intelligent person among her teammates, She once told Kakashi that she noticed Sasuke got stronger but not by normal means. It was through some drugs and forbidden jutsu.

But all of a sudden, she forgot all the facts she remembers and decided to kill Sasuke with just a Poisoned Kunai. Gurrrlllll!!!! That guy was with Orochimaru for the past 3 years. Can’t you put 2+2 together to know he would be immune to poison??? Don’t you know anything other than Kunai??? What about Shuriken and your own specialized weapon???? Yeah, I know you are a Doctor but Kabuto had some Scalpel as his weapon.

ATTACKING MADARA WITHOUT ANY PLAN

You all have no idea, how much I cringed at this scene on many different levels. Here Madara, already became powerful and even Naruto and Sasuke are no match yet. But this idiot, had the gall to run towards him without any plan or weapons or any special offensive jutsu. She thought her punch would land on him. Added to this, she had some generous yearning that she couldn’t catch up with her teammates in terms of skills, as if she worked hard like those two boys.

She did this foolish attack for only one reason. And that’s to impress Sasuke and do romance with him.

SAKURA - THE ANNOYING SELF INSERTING THIRD WHEEL OF TEAM 7

Am being honest here. I didn’t write this section with some romantic lens. I genuinely felt she was always coming in between these guys whenever they argue, right from the beginning. It’s as if she thinks that she has the power to stop both the boys when in reality, she could do batshit.

The problem is that she always tries to repress Naruto. Like she wants Naruto to obey Sasuke just like her. God!!! Why is she this annoying???

THIRD WHEELING MOMENT - 1

Well, who is this fucking donkey to beat Naruto? Sasuke himself was strangely quiet. LOL.

THIRD WHEELING MOMENT - 2

Nothing to say!!! But I always notice, no matter how much she interferes, the scene ends with them fighting it out.

THIRD WHEELING MOMENT - 3

Whenever Naruto goads Sasuke... Sakura, this Asshole tries to stop Naruto from arguing further and wants him to obey Sasuke-kun just like her because she is a Sasuke simp who likes to wipe Sasuke’s invisible tears endlessly and she wants everyone to be a Sasuke Simp.

THIRD WHEELING MOMENT - 4

Why the fuck she is going in between their ultimate jutsus??? Does she have any braincell... I mean what did she want to accomplish here anyway????

I am happy that Kakashi stopped. Her Self-Inserting & delusional fans are even worst shits in this world. They are spouting shits like, ‘Naruto and Sasuke desperately want to avoid Sakura and hence they were worried’... Grrr...

SAKURA - THE HORNY LADY ON HEAT

Her fans are claiming Sakura proposed Sasuke with a platonic relationship in mind. Well, canonically their kween proves us otherwise. Kiss, Dick perversion are not platonic. Maybe we live in a different world I guess.

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 1

When she was wetting over him in as early as Episode 3, I thought they would have shared some history before this, like they always knew each other when they were very small kids. But Nope!!!!

This is another Horny moment from the same chapter and it was called back 16 years later in Gaiden when she was expecting a Kiss from Sasuke.... Nice Kishi!!!!!

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 2

God!!! This should have been an amazing episode. This girl spoiled my experience whenever she appears. I really hoped this horny girl would take this test seriously. But all she ever gave a damn was about Sasuke and Sasuke alone. It was so pathetic man!!!

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 3

I wish this should have been in the Anime.

And they say, Sakura’s love for Sasuke was purely platonic.

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 4

I don’t know what Teamwork Sakura meant to do with Sasuke!!!! It clearly doesn’t sound cute!!! Thank God!!! Sasuke dissed her mercilessly.

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 5

I really thought Sakura was being genuine, you know. Trying to stop Sasuke from going on a Rampage. But only to shat on my face in the very next scene that she did this because she wanted to hug him. Ewww!!!

Every moment was sexual for Sakura... And same with her fans.

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 6

There are many shippers who started to ship Sakura with Naruto when Shippuden started. It was okay. But how do they ship her with Naruto when Sakura looks at Sasuke like this???? Just why???? This is actually a look you give at someone you yearned for a long time... And that’s why this moment is something Naruto remembered while rejecting Sakura’s fake confession. Because he was also yearning to see Sasuke.

If only Sakura gave this kind of look to Naruto.... There’s a reason in shipping them....

Thanks to Sasuke!!! He didn’t give a flying fuck about her!!!

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 7

This is where Sakura’s rabidity got to the point where she wanted to mate with someone so badly. This war arc was disgusting whenever she appeared.

You horny idiot, there’s a war going on. This girl is looking at him like she wants to eat him!!! Grrr... No.

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 8

You know why I don’t consider Hashirama’s compliment about Sakura as a good thing?. It’s because of her horniness. She started to punch some useless fodders and then immediately stopped to wet over Sasuke, ignoring Naruto’s help as well....

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 9

In one of the section above, I’ve written that this scene made me cringe on many different levels. She approached without a plan, like a fool. Now when she couldn’t finish the mess she started, she was helped by Naruto, as always.

But why is she expecting Sasuke’s attention??? What happened for her to get so horny at this moment??? If only Sasuke had asked, ‘Are you okay?’, then would she have kissed him on that spot????

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT -10

This fake smile clearly shows she didn’t trust him. Then why lying??? Why can’t she say the truth that ‘I don’t know!!!’ Because she clearly don’t know Sasuke’s motivation and yet she wants to defend him. And there’s no real reason for her to do this other than.... You know.

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 11

So, your friend Ino lost his father, your friend Naruto lost his arm, I didn’t see you talking to him in that chapter at all. Which means you just ignored both of them because you got your Sasuke ready for ‘Reproduction Mode’ rather than a ‘Killing Mode’ Sasuke, Your village has lost many shinobis during the war. They could use your skills.

But your priority???? Sasuke’s Dick!!!! Which is very evident because, you blush at him shamelessly!!! God!!! Are you even a human being???

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 12

Yeah!!! There are some peeps who shamelessly say, ‘Sakura is a Good Mother’ but why couldn’t she bring her daughter here to arrange a meeting with Sasuke??? I know Sarada was just 6 or 7 at this point of time.... Because she wanted all of Sasuke-kun’s attention for herself....

LADY ON HEAT MOMENT - 13

This is pretty evident, huh!!! This entire Gaiden Arc looked like some dark comedy skit for me.

First, Abandonment for a decade.

Second, Emotional mistreatment of child by her mother.

Third, Child looks like Karin.

Fourth, no marriage proof or ceremony.

Fifth, No lovely candid couple photo but taping her sorry face on Karin.

Sixth, Sasuke got to meet his family only because of Sarada’s insistence not because of Sasuke’s willingness.

Seventh, Sasuke couldn’t identify his own daughter.

Eighth, Sakura couldn’t even remember whether Sasuke wore glasses.

Ninth, Awkward family dinner.

Tenth, Baby laboured in Orochimaru Hideout.

Eleventh, Forehead Poke

Twelfth, Horny display by a female bird but male bird ran away looking shocked.

SAKURA - THE ANNOYING CRY BABY

CRYING AFTER SEEING NARUTO AND SASUKE FIGHT ON ROOF TOP

May I know why is this girl crying???? Did it help anyone???? Or Did she cry because Sasuke was angry???

CRYING IS ALL I DID IN THIS ARC

Grrrr..... These Sakura wankers wanks about 'Read Manga!!! Read Manga!!!'... And when I did, this idiot didn't even make the food pills that she made in that Anime.

All she ever did was cry about Sasuke and do nothing, whereas Naruto was frustrated about how to add Change of Chakra Form and Change of Chakra Nature into Rasengan.

CRYING AFTER SASUKE JOINING AKATSUKI

Karui should have smashed her into pieces... And she was right!!!

Someone was spitting truth to her face that Sasuke kidnapped her master. Instead of standing strong and refuting the claim or hearing the story entirely and make a rational decision, she is crying like a crow!!!! Karui should be the one to cry!!!

Her shitty behaviour didn’t stop here actually. When Naruto said he would take care of this situation, She jussssstttttt left!!!!! She should’ve been with Naruto like Sai, isn’t it???? God!!! Sai is more of a good friend to Naruto than this Pink Trash ever was!!!

CRYING AFTER PEOPLE STARTS CALL HER OUT FOR HER SELFISHNESS

I loved this scene actually because everyone was starting to ganging up on her, but her behaviour was cringe level-S !!!! All she did was droop her head and cry miserably. Her minions call this scene as emotional manipulation, when in reality, it’s not!!! Sai and Shikamaru were spitting the reality that everybody was dumping their responsibilities on Naruto. Nobody is trying to help him. Which was why Sai was asking her to do something.

If she really loved Sasuke, she should have defended him before everyone. Instead she believed the words of the people who don’t know anything about Sasuke. Well, Sai never knew anything about Sasuke. He was empathizing with Naruto’s situation and he was right in his own way. But Sakura???? Even though she was with those boys in the same team, she never knew anything about anyone!!! Gross!!! This girl is the real spoilsport of Team 7. I hate Team 7 because of this Trash!!!

And what did she do next????

She Cried!!!! Throughout!!!!!!! And came up with a terrible plan which I don’t want to include in this section.

CRYING WHEN HEALING KARIN

She was crying as if Sasuke once loved her so deeply but now he couldn’t even recognize her. Oh!!! Boyy.... This girl is deluded on many levels and who gave her the right to end Sasuke’s life???? Alright, for some reason you decided to kill him, as if you are a top class Ninja!!! Gross, her skills are pretty pathetic!!!... And why are you deceiving him that you will betray Konoha???

CRYING IN THE LAVA PIT

I wish, this girl wakes up from her dream atleast here. Sasuke clearly told Naruto, to not save them because they are useless. And this trash heard it and started to cry. After this, what happened???? She still started to behave like a horny dog!! Am sorry, this is some toxic piece of shit who clearly have no self-respect and will go behind him, no matter what he does!!! She will never correct his mistakes nor she dares to question him.

SAKURA - THE INSENSITIVE & SELFISH ASSHOLE

This Pink Haired Trash is the face of this section throughout the series. No one could take her place. There were time I considered Madara or Obito to be those insensitive bastards who used people like tools for their own selfish purposes. But, atleast they were honest and very sensitive towards atleast 1 person at some point in their life. For Madara, it was his brother, Izuna and Hashirama.

For Obito, it was Rin and Kakashi.

Can we name atleast one person with whom Sakura was honest??? and sensitive towards their feelings??? I really can’t.

THROWING AWAY INO’S FRIENDSHIP

Sakura is the most ungrateful character in the entire series. Even the worst villains in this series were loyal to someone and would never betray them but Sakura did threw Ino into a Garbage to pursue the dick of another boy who don’t even know her existence.

What a pathetic character she is!!!

NOT CHEERING UP FOR NARUTO IN CHUNIN EXAMS

Kakashi taught the meaning of Team Work long back in Episode 5 or 6. Why can’t this idiot not even consider Naruto as her team mate atleast for once in her life? Again Ino is also similar to Sakura.. She has no reason to give 2 shits about Naruto because she wasn’t part of his Team. But when she started to speak some sense, I can’t simply stop appreciating Ino in that scene. Because she is the one who was making Sakura to come back to senses and asks her to cheer up for Naruto. Poor Naruto!!! He didn’t have anyone to support him from his team there!!!

And where is Sakura’s senses?

Yeah!!! On Sasuke kun’s Dick!!!

PROPOSAL - 1

So, the people who read my posts regularly know that I watched some K-Dramas before. I really hoped Sasuke would be that K-Drama bastard who would melt on hearing a woman’s painful & teary confession and stop his dark journey towards Orochimaru. Or atleast give her some Good Bye Kiss after knocking her out or some longing look and shit. Because usually the stone cold hero would always, no matter what, I mean no matter what happens, he would listen to the girl who always showers him with love and melt at one point.

I genuinely thought this confession would be that moment.

God!!! What a fool I am. [Sorry Sasuke!!! I shouldn’t have doubted you at all]

But anyways, my point is, the confession started out good. Revenge will never end in a good way and especially killing their own brother... [Kill Bill movie said Hello!!!]

Sakura telling him not to pursue that path was okay.

But the moment that Asshole started to spout shits like, ‘It won’t give you happiness... Nor me’ ‘Take me with you, I’ll make you happy. Without you I’ll be lonely like you lost your family’ ..... Grrrrrr!!!!!!

I have no idea how could someone think about romance even in that situation. If she genuinely loved him, she should have stopped him with all her might just like Naruto did. But she was spouting with the intention of romance and shit to satisfy her own selfish desires.

Nope!!!! This is not immaturity as many would claim. Am really sorry. I know how an immature person behaves, I mean, no matter the situation, they behave very childish and they shows some innocence. Whereas in Sakura’s case, it was neither Childish nor Innocent!!! It was full of satisfying her own selfish sexual desires. I am sorry when an Academy graduated Ninja wants to see the dick of a person, I can’t take this proposal as something Innocent.

I’LL FEED YOU ONLY WHEN YOU BRING SASUKE-KUN

She shouldn’t have expended her precious energy on feeding Naruto. Like THERE WAS NO NEED. He wasn’t even asking her. Why did she bother to feed him?

Because Naruto doesn’t give two shits about his health and was hell bent on using Futon : Rasen Shuriken at the expense of losing his hand, even though it was forbidden to use. Because that jutsu carries so many risks. And Naruto told Sakura that, ‘We are getting closer to Sasuke, day by day’. Now Sakura felt reassured and starts to feed Naruto.

Why?

Because she was happy that she will eventually get Sasuke’s dick one day. Who cares about Naruto’s health? Let him die.

God!!!!!!!!! This scene carries multiple-level selfishness and I feel like breaking my laptop now.

Why can’t she feed him without any expectations or without the thought of Sasuke??? Can’t she be nice to Naruto for once without bringing the context of Sasuke????

So, if Naruto gives up on Sasuke, she wouldn’t have done this. Would she??

Selfish Asshole!!!

HUGGING NARUTO AFTER DEFEATING PAIN

This is the true meaning of Self-Insertion.

What a horrible person she is!!!!! No, I am not against Hugging. But the timing of her hug is too horrible.

Look, The entire village is celebrating Naruto and they recognized his powers now. I am happy for him. And also, I was happy with the villagers behaviour towards Naruto. Because that’s how the real world will be. You prove something and eventually people will recognize you. They are, after all, the outsiders. That’s the behaviour to be expected, because they don’t know anything about you.

Was Sakura, a stranger to Naruto???? Nope.

Why did she took this much time to hug him??? I know that hug is just friendly. So, Just when the villagers recognize Naruto, she wants to show off before everyone that she supports Naruto like a shitty self-insert. Whereas Naruto really required someone’s hug after coming back with a pained body from the Valley of the End, in part 1. He was bandaged throughout the body with so many wounds. If Sakura gave a friendly hug at that time, it would mean a great boost for Naruto. But She didn’t.

So, she is just like those villagers. She never knew anything about Naruto but when he achieved a Hero status, she just wants to attach to him like a caterpillar. God!!! Even Iruka was standing at a distance and admiring Naruto, I teared up a lot for that scene. Even Kakashi was admiring Naruto from a distance. Because that’s what genuine friends do. This poisonous person wants to take the Heroine status without emotionally supporting Naruto with anything whereas people who really supported Naruto was watching him with tears.

And what about Hinata? You literally knew she loves Naruto!!! Why are you hugging Naruto before her face like this???? Will you be okay with Ino hugging Sasuke???

[[This doesn’t mean I care about Hinata or anything... I just hate her just as much as this idiot... But knowing full well about someone’s feelings, and all of a sudden Sakura felt the uncontrollable urge to show her Friendship to Naruto before everyone.... DOESN’T FEEL GENUINE AT ALL... It feels like she wants to show her superiority ass like, ‘I own this slave who loves me’. If Sakura was the person who developed the dynamics to hug Naruto right from Part 1... Then it’s all Okay]]

[[I know narratively, The Author wanted to spite Hinata and that’s why he did that... But still]]

Two-Faced Self Inserty Insensitive Ass nonetheless!!!!

YELLING AT NARUTO AFTER JIRAIYA’S DEATH

I think about this scene a lot. Like, why the fucking hell Sakura is shouting at Naruto here? Maybe I already hated her, so I let my bias to include this scene here. But Fuck No!!!!! She literally should’ve kept her fucking mouth shut up, just like Sai and Kakashi.

She shouts, ‘Where are you going?’

Well, to go sing song and piss on top of the mountain as if nothing happened. You stupid Asshole, Don’t you know, Naruto spent 3 years with him and if he heard the news of Jiraiya’s death, how should he supposed to react??? By laughing at your stupid jokes??? Ms. Sakura, Unlike you who dissed your Master, Naruto is not such an insensitive person.

Alright, you yelled at him. Fine!!! Did you even try to console him??? That boy was crying rivers waking up at midnight. But somehow, Iruka found him and consoled him.

Leave Iruka. Atleast Shikamaru cared enough about Naruto and made him come back to his senses. But what the fuck were you doing? Yeah, Standing like a doll throughout the whole arc and hug Naruto before everyone when the time is right. Why couldn’t you hug Naruto now and console him??

LEAVING KIBA, LEE AND SAI KNOCKED OUT IN THE ROAD

Atleast up until this point, Sakura was nice towards Lee. While I don’t mistake her intention to knock these guys out. But why use them like a Toilet Brush and dump in the road? Can’t she lift them up and put them under some bush or something, so that they are not exposed to enemies? Atleast Kakashi cared about them and moved them somewhere safe.

So when it comes to Sasuke, the entire world is nothing before this vile trash. I wonder if she would do the same for Naruto as well. No wonder, Sakura is never a good friend for anyone and in this arc, she just played a ‘bitch’ to Lee. And for people who says, Sakura should’ve married Lee.... No, Lee doesn’t deserve a trash like her.

YELLING AT NARUTO GETTING SLEEPY AFTER THE FAILED ATTEMPT OF POISONING

Look, Am not interested in Karin at all. But atleast she just put Sakura in her place in this scene. This Pink trash was supposed to cure Naruto but why the hell she is yelling at him for feeling Sleepy, when it was her mistake in the first place. Geez!!! She really is a bitch towards Naruto. Why can’t she behave like a good and nice friend for atleast once in this series??

Like you people can claim this is just for comical relief. I can agree with one or two scenes but Sakura just went too overboard with this comical relief and I can’t stand any of it now.

TRYING TO APPROACH SASUKE WITH LIES

I don’t know who gave her the right to kill Sasuke, but anyways she decided to do it. I would’ve respected her if she manages to put a scratch on him. But God!!! She is just a worst Ninja in the entire Narutoverse who only talks but never did anything useful. She couldn’t even deflect Sasuke’s Chidori who wasn’t using Sharingan!!!

Leave that aside, Why couldn’t she ask Sasuke, the most important question, ‘Why are you doing this’?

This conversation is the dynamics of this shitty pair and this exists today even in Borutoverse. Sakura saying, ‘I don’t care’ is one of the cringiest and insensitive words in this series because Sasuke is undergoing a lot of pain at that moment and saying these words just drives me off the rail all the time!!!!

SAKURA - THE BADMOUTHING ASSHOLE

Even in this section, Naruto takes the top spot when it comes to how Sakura treated Naruto poorly all along. And there are some shippers who ships Sakura with Naruto!!!! Just Stop doing it!!

ORPHAN INSULT

There are many people who defends Sakura that ‘She is an immature girl who was self-absorbed into her own world and hence she let out such words. But later, she realized her mistakes. If you hate her because of this one incident then you never read the Manga properly and this proves you are reading Selectively.’

My answer to them is ‘Keep this nonsensical apologies to your dumpster brain.’

This scene is not all about insensitivity (Well, it is). Otherwise I would’ve put this scene under that section.

This scene’s motivation is that Sakura wanted to initiate a conversation with Sasuke. Usually when we have to initiate friendship with others, we always talk about our mutual likes and dislikes. And when 2 people dislikes the same thing, then they become friends...

Here Sakura is doing the same, she thought Sasuke hates Naruto because he always picks fight with him. Sakura hates Naruto because she felt he was coming in between Sakura and Sasuke. This asshole really thought that Sasuke will be attracted to her because of mutual feelings.

Boy!!! She was wrong on many levels here.

First off, Sasuke never hated Naruto.

Second off, Sasuke was also an Orphan.

Third off, Sakura don’t even know anything about this and yet she already wants to get inside his pants.

It’s just bad on many levels. And she never realized that talking bad about someone’s upbringing was wrong. She only realized calling someone ‘Annoying’ was wrong because Sasuke roasted her. Otherwise she would keep on doing this shit throughout.

And remember I said that this scene is not about Insensitivity?. Because much later in the Land of the Waves arc, Sakura proved it otherwise.

In this scene you can clearly see Naruto was calling out Inari as a Crybaby. Well, it is true. He was just very hostile towards Team Kakashi like a brat and just because of his sad story, it doesn’t give a free pass to insult everyone around him. So, Naruto got pissed off and called him out.

But still Inari is a little child. Naruto’s words are harsh but necessary. Because Naruto knew that Inari was suffering because of the loss of his father and he doesn’t want Inari to wail in sadness forever.

And Sakura yelled at Naruto that, ‘This is too much’... Well, for once I agree with Sakura here.

So, this scene proves that Sakura isn’t that insensitive or self-absorbed in her own world or Kishimoto did her dirty as her fanatics claims to be. She is nice and knows how to conduct herself before others. But she purposefully, intentionally, deliberately chose to be a bitch towards Naruto. So, claiming her as immature is not something I will accept.

DOUBTING SHIKAMARU

Why couldn’t she trust anyone in this world??? I’ve never seen her trust Sasuke completely either. Probably because she knew she herself was not trustworthy in the first place and projects her shitty world view on everyone!!!

DOUBTING NARUTO AFTER GETTING SAVED FROM GAARA

Again, Sasuke is clearly telling her Naruto saved her. Still underestimating him like an asshole. I always wonder as to how many times Naruto has to prove this Asshole that he is stronger???? Kiba, Shikamaru, Neji all recognized his strength at the end of Chunin Exams.. Because Naruto beat Konoha’s top Genin in a battle fair and square, to which even Sakura acknowledged that She was feeling jealous and yet in this scene, she couldn’t trust him at all because, ‘Sasuke-kun could do nothing wrong... ooops Sorry, could never be defeated by anyone....’

This Girl has no capability to see the truth for herself, not one time, unless Sasuke gives the ‘Stamp of Approval’... Be it when giving the Lunch in the Bell Test, Be it when insulting Naruto for being an Orphan, Be it when underestimating Naruto.. She will accept him only when Sasuke makes her understand...

DISSING TSUNADE

Like she really had the gall to diss her Master when she couldn’t even able to surpass her at anything other than being Horny...

This is Haruno Sakura being an S-Class dumb Asshole by dissing her Master, another woman, who lifted her up from being an useless piece of shit to being little useful and yet without being thankful for that, she is flaunting about the fact that “My master was keeping her ‘Youthful Looks’ by spending her Chakra for something ‘Useless’ whereas I don’t have to waste Chakra like that”

If you could be this much Arrogant then why couldn’t you even save Shikamaru??? Also, even though Sasuke killed Orochimaru, he still respected his skills, you know...

WANTING SAI TO INSULT INO

Nothing to say here... ‘If I suffer for something.... I will drag down others as well’

Nice manners, Sakura dear!!!!

SAKURA - THE MANIPULATIVE ASSHOLE

FAKE PROPOSAL

Yeah, Yeah.... I know, Naruto also lied to himself by asking for Fake dates to Sakura couple of times... for which I criticized him as well. But what Sakura did was totally an Asshole behaviour which can’t be compared with what Naruto did to her.

Sasuke-kun.... Him....

Rogue Ninja.....

Sasuke-kun....

Sasuke-kun... He’s become....

Firstly, her pathetic proposal was full of Sasuke’s references everywhere, almost 5. In which world, someone would propose a person by constantly citing & comparing with another person???? It’s like she is saying, ‘The Other Guy is not that great and that’s why I prefer you... You are everything he is not...’

Secondly, She is using Naruto’s feelings to stop him from whatever he was doing because she doesn’t want to be responsible if Naruto ended up dying while saving Sasuke... It’s like, ‘If you love me, please stop doing this...’...

‘Well, Fool.... It was never about you at all..’

Thirdly, She was getting angry when Naruto rejected her proposal... “Well, Ms. Pinky... What gave you the audacity to get mad at Naruto when you yourself are doing something disgusting??”

I hate NaruS*k*s who defends Sakura’s behaviour by saying Sakura was being honest here...

SAKURA’S SECOND PROPOSAL

Sakura wankers always build up this non-sense that Sakura was the most important person in Team 7 for whom both of the boys were going Gaga about... They both fought VoTE2 for Sakura’s feelings And yet, why is it that every time Sakura proposes someone, it was always rejected by the opposite person????

Once again Sakura was using her precious feelings to stop her beloved Sasuke-kun from treading into that dark path...

“Sakura, You Asshole!!! When you compare.... Naruto with Sasuke, Naruto was the one who actually appreciated and cared about your safety more than Sasuke will ever do for you.... It doesn’t mean Naruto loves you or anything... He is just nice that way to everyone... If You don’t even have a fucking influence on Naruto, What makes you think that Sasuke would listen to your words after all these years???”

Now I know how you forced Sasuke into this marriage by chasing him relentlessly...

So, Yeah..... Sakura, the so-called Main Character's Good Moments are totaled to just 9, imo.... I don't count that time she helped Naruto to duck down from Zabuza's blade in Land of the Wave arc and that time in the War Arc where she was seen worrying about Naruto expending Kurama's Chakra.... Because, I guess these are just some basic human decency to which I don't have to put it in 'Good' moments....

But Boy!!! She has 65+ Bad moments which totally negates every good thing she ever did before.. I mean mathematically Sakura was like, "I'll do 1 Good thing which will be followed by 6 bad stuffs... Deal with it and please Love me".... Like, I don't understand how people are expecting this character to get development which I never noticed at any point in this story.

And they say, “You hate Sakura because she comes in the way of your Ship”... No You Assholes, I already hated her from Frame 1 and she never gave me a chance to like her.

In a Series, where Villains are designed to be likeable and relatable... Sakura was written to be Hated all throughout and now I understand why the Author wrote Gaiden in that way... I am sure he must have been extremely pissed about the fact that he was forced to write his most hated character Sakura to marry his favourite character, Sasuke. And that's why he mocked her to the Oblivion.

So Yes, I hate Sakura because she is an Insensitive, Annoying, Useless, Horny, Repulsive, Hypocritic, Selfish, Double-Faced, Manipulative Asshole who just irritated me to no end.

#anti sakura #anti sakura haruno

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