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I'm a lesbian who finds almost 0 men attractive. None. Not even fictional men can getta zooweemama outta me. But something about this man just makes me go absolutely feral and I'm never gonna stop talking about it because who the fuck allowed this man to be so yummilicious

OKH MYNGODNBRO I DABBT DO THJS

#this is me but with bottoming #a little tmi but… there is not a man on this planet I would want to top me aside from him #like I can’t explain it

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the craziest thing about seeing that guy from 911 being canonically queer after years of watching y’all talk about the bait and the homoeroticism is finding out that the show is apparently still on air?! 😭😭

#last time I saw people freaking out over it was AGES ago when that dude died #istg I thought it was a long gone relic #911 #evan buckley

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#troy having the least amount of votes. proof that he solos <3

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they serviced him like no other producers ever did - not only his crank, but his heart

#I CANT FUCKING BREATEH #THE END WHERE DANNY’S LAUGH GETS DISTORTED AND DEEP #HOWLING

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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

#SO TRUE #the inherent sexiness of the word strap comes from the double meaning tbh. #it could be a gun. it IS a gun. in its own way. #…can you tell I’m american?

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You can only reblog this today.

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#when the adderall wears off at 4:34 PM

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WE ARE SO BACK!

#screaming crying throwing up #I NEED THIS. LIKE I NEED AIR.

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Me if saying “this is just like in always sunny when…” was a job:

#me when my friends and my landlord staged an intervention for me 2 nights ago after witnessing the extent of my alcoholism #I really should stop watching sunny dude it makes me feel normal about the worst things

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other people being able to have the same last name as you without you being related is so scary. what if I run into one of them and we have to start a law firm

#unironically this #I’m currently in law school in the UK doing EU law #and because my dad’s country got colonised by portugal my family technically has rights to portuguese citizenship #unfortunately. during the colonization they were extremely lazy with it and now 80% of the region has the same basic ass portuguese last #name #so my only option for doing EU law is technically to go to portugal where I WILL face this issue gravely

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some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

#unironically one of my daily affirmations #my ocd makes it really hard to format documents in a way that isn’t Perfectly Condensed Block of Text #and it’s whooping my ass #I will sit there in front of my laptop in distress repeating ‘the paragraph break is sexy. beautiful. amazing. PLEASE PLEASE PLE

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#TERFs have never interacted with real people #do I know some men who tower over me and could crush me with their strength? yes #do I also know tiny lanky and unathletic dudes who wouldn’t stand a chance in a fight with me? also yes #same goes for women #I know cis women who are 6’+ and can bench press a grown man #it’s about genetics and training and physical ability #not your goddamn genitals #I will say that hormones make a difference #since testosterone affects energy and endurance #HOWEVER the vast majority (if not all) transfem athletes are on HRT/estrogen so like. problem solved #and the same goes for trans men

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#dennis’ face here was my Genuine Reaction #couldn’t they have just said they were married 🙄🙄 #they have literally put billboards up of themselves as a homosexual real estate couple but won’t lie about being tgt for this 😭 #I mean I understand why. every time they fake-date it’s under different names/identities whereas here they’re just themselves #and that’s too scarily real #also #I find it kinda cute how mac and frank have this occasionally parental relationship #like him saying ‘I get it’ even after luther walked out on mac made me cry LOL #this is extremely unfortunate for dennis though considering that his father has made his two best friends his pseudo-sons but can’t even #be bothered to remember his name #insanely funny in a depressing way. when your friends solve their daddy issues through the man who caused all of yours #one man’s trash is another man’s treasure 😍😍

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this is so funny to me

#no wonder my adhd ass can’t get enough

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I’m currently on season 11 of sunny and I’m absolutely terrified to look this up but… does covid end up happening in-universe?

#god forbid they go through quarantine #mac & dennis move to the suburbs + the flu episode #it’s so over #also as much as I love this show and wish it would go on forever and ever #it doesn’t feel right for fictional characters to have lifespans this long #looking at them in the pilot and thinking ‘one day they will know what masking regulations are’ just doesn’t feel right #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia

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charlie saying “oh, I was going by trundle at the time, right?” is SO transgender

#he’s so enby coded #iasip

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for @charmac <3