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The possibilities for fart magic are endless, but one spell idea I like is something that makes a person’s farts visible. Any gas that leaves a person’s butt comes out as a colorful cloud, and lingers in the air until it fully dissipates.

Now I’m imagining this spell being used to embarrass a gassy apprentice who can’t help but fart at inconvenient times. How else will they learn to control their guts unless they can’t escape the evidence of their “interruptions”?

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person A overcome with the sudden uncontrollable need to pass gas and person B not used to hearing such excessive gas being released, getting a weird tickling feeling between their legs every time person A pushes out another rumbling fart and sighs, them apologizing profusely because this doesn't usually happen

person B beginning to realize this situation is igniting something deep within and not entirely sure how much more they can handle, the rancid fumes slowly filling the room, it's gonna be a long night

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need someone straddling me and farting while they play with my clit!!!!!

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My girlfriend was watching me masturbate last night, which is pretty normal for us, but in the middle of it she said "Shit, sorry about this- it's gonna be a bad one," and ripped the loudest, most rank fart imaginable, and she got so embarrassed... I came very hard...

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no but there's a certain extra taboo of girls farting bc like women are supposed to be Polite and Feminine and Not Gross so like it always makes me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 at scenarios of women farting and completely subverting expectations or having to blame their fart on something else to protect their dignity...

girl taking her dog for a walk and blaming her nasty gas on the poor dog

wealthy socialite woman taking a relaxing horseback ride and farting up a storm as the horse trots along, blaming it on the horse (and having people believe her because her farts are That loud)

slobby gamer guy-cute gamer girl streamer friend duo where someone seems to fart at least once per stream...the chat blames the guy at first until at some point during the stream he leaves the room to go to the bathroom and chat still hears a fart and realize it's been the girl this whole time

girl farting loudly and blaming the chair (even when it's so raunchy sounding it couldn't possibly be the chair)

zookeeper who is cleaning up after the hippos when she starts feeling gassy, children laughing because they of course think it's the hippos making those droning, wet farts and not the blushing zookeeper in the back

guy teasing a female friend by farting in the car with her in it, only for her to respond with a much louder, much smellier fart...and another...and another...until he's coughing, desperate for air and regretting his decision

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girls with huge rancid farts who know they fucking reek and just force u into close personal situations with their butts bc they like making u smell it

gassy girls with huge rancid farts who find any and every excuse to get you near their spewing hole >> pressing their ass up against any part of your body so u can FEEL their pucker open and asscrack steam with each muggy blast that rips out.. giggling and flushing like “oops!” like they haven’t dropped the most horrendous stinking ass bomb right against your crotch

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What are you favorite types of farts? Wet, bubbly, low and brassy???

CW: fart kink ask

I love em' low, loud, and brassy, especially when they come from small girls I mean less than 155 cm tall (5'), it arouses me exceedingly to know that a cute tiny person could create such rumbles. 😳

Those are my favorite to pass to because I can release all my gas in one go, and my tummy feels so good that I always end up moaning when I can release one of those. 🤭

Honorable mention to not-so-silent but deadly bubbly farts, they have made me cum really hard more than once, that all I'm gonna say about them for today. 🔥

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Oh my god, why have all of farts have been that weird to predict kind, i keep going to the bathroom to fart because i cant tell if any of them are poop or farts

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purposeful hotboxing is hot and all but what about being trapped in a room with someone who farts when they get nervous?? so they just start unintentionally suffocating you with a nonstop barrage of gas as they apologize profusely???

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Horny Thoughts about Farting that make me instantly wet:

-When they lift their leg or butt cheeks to get the fart out (even better they shake their leg as it’s lifted in the air)

- When they interrupt themselves to let it out a nasty fart and then continue on like nothing happened

- Farting while eating or making food

- Fart ON/IN their food while making it for shits and giggles

- When their starching themselves and accidentally dislodge a fart then sniff their hands

- Bare ass farts on literally any surface in their house doesn’t matter if it’s a couch, chair, counter, desk, sink. If they can sit on it they WILL fart on it.

- Bare ass farts on other peoples stuff and not giving a single fuck about it.

Honestly just people being nonchalant about their gassinsss and little regard for their surroundings always makes me go foggy in the head 🫠

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So sweet of her to fart on my pillow while I'm at work So I can come home and rest on my pillow smelling of her hot gassy ass!

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Okay so like, how long can a fart linger. I woke up my roomate today by farting really loud in my sleep, and the smell woke me up. We both left the room early to avoid the smell but both of us neglected to open a window, and when i came back several hours alter IT SMELLED JUST AS STRONG. Am i just a goddess or can farts linger for like literal day? help?

#seriously i need yall to tell me is this a fucking omen #eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #girl fart #farting #gassy girl

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The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

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what’s more heartbreaking: a breakup, or ripping the nicest most perfect fart but you weren’t able to record it 🥲

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Imagine a couple where one person is really gassy. Their gas is just a normal part of their life. At the start of the relationship, the other member of the couple would comment on the constant farts, only for their SO to say that this wasn’t a "case of gas" for them. This was normal and nothing to worry about at all.

Then one day, the gassy person walks into the room with their hands on their stomach and suddenly lets out a real peal of thunder, louder and longer than anything their partner has heard from them. They conclude their fart by sighing and saying, “Oof. I’ve got gas tonight."

And the non-gassy person realizes that not only is their partner not done farting (and they won’t be for HOURS) but that they truly haven’t witnessed a case of the farts until tonight.