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A hero in more ways than one

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Really happy to see this at my local library

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u ever talk to someone and wish you could be like, “god i totally understand where you’re coming from, and yes this DOES suck a lot, but your shift leader at panda express is not like, a member of the capitalist class, he’s just some dude who’s worked at panda express for a while, and him telling the manager and the manager firing you for your third no-call no-show doesn’t make him like, your oppressor, he’s just some dude who probably has nothing to look forward to in life except like, his biweekly board game nights with the same friends he’s had since high school, and you should be able to relate to that because you also have never left the town you grew up in, which is FINE, i’m just saying like, you shouldn’t key Dan’s shitty 2003 mini cooper, he doesn’t own capital, if anything you should be mad at the MANAGER, but even then i don’t know if he counts as a member of the capitalist class either, so like, find another panda express, there is no dearth of panda expresses around here, and it doesn’t even have to be panda express, i think panera pays a lil better”

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Nobody is immune to the neck kiss

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due to personal reasons i’ll be:

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Seriously tho tumblr whats up with the tagging system

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Really love cosplay for being the only hobby that can have me in a sex shop and a home depot on the same day to accomplish a related goal

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letting yourself be known is mortifying because you quickly realize how many people truly cannot handle knowing others’ complexity and you start to wonder if you should even try. the answer is yes but it’s still terrifying sometimes, and that’s fine

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Wow! Pretty gay

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Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

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okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

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The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

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just found out my dads gf soaks raisins in water before eating them & ive never been more disgusted that i let someone in my house