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yo what the fuck

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Merry Christmas Keira Nation

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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

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🚨 @repulsiveliquidation 🚨

🔥I can't 🔥

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the working out to feel better about yourself to feeling worse about yourself because your entire being reeks of icy hot pipeline

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sir gawain was but a beardless youth when he beheaded the green knight…. verily he shouldve been at the clubbe….

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the subway is an angel and they've plastered ads all over her

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gang night

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i have never used people for s*x but i have used them for NYE kisses

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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

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literally just want someone to help me remember my stupid ass dreams why is that too much for the universe to provide

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[after saying something completely normal] be honest do you think i should ever speak again

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while im on the topic of the relationship between sports and the bedroom, catchers are soft tops and pitchers are bratty bottoms goodnight xx

look im not saying lucy bronze is a bottom, im just saying that theres no way anyone who plays holding midfielder as well as kiera walsh isnt a top

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look im not saying lucy bronze is a bottom, im just saying that theres no way anyone who plays holding midfielder as well as kiera walsh isnt a top

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the thing about being a person who gets broken up with a lot is like the first few times it happens you’re like “was i not good enough 🥺” and then eventually you just get to a place where you’re like “yeah no, you dont have to keep repeating the bit about how i’m great its just a bad time for you… yeah, yeah no i know im a catch… can we just hurry this up and get to the part where we discuss no contact terms because the sooner i erase you from my brain the better”