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I love his coat back design *guilty

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Lucifer: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Asmodeus: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.

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Mammon, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

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Luke: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it

Luke: And I started thinking

Luke: Like it was just trying to get food

Luke: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Luke: How would I feel

Simeon: Are you okay???

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Mammon: You should always say "please" and "thank you".

Baby! Satan, deadpanned: Please shut the fuck up, thank you.

Mammon: Not what I meant, but still progress!

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Mammon: *flirts with MC*

MC: *flirts back*

Mammon, internally: i did not plan up to this point. what the fuck do i do now…?

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Belphegor: *washing the dishes* Who the fuck used this pan??

Belphegor: Wait. I the fuck used this pan...

MC: It was you the fuck

Satan: Who cooks rice in a pan?

Beelzebub: He the fuck

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MC: If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee, and hot Cheetos into an Energy Smoothie would it kill me?

Solomon: *shrugs* Only if you die young

MC, getting out the blender: You're so smart

Mammon, running into the room: MC STOP-

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Satan: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors. Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.

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Beelzebub: *is carrying all the groceries*

M: *holds out hand to help*

Beelzebub: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold MC’s hand*

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Asmo: And once again, Asmo and Solomon save the day.

Barbatos: You didn't do anything. It was all Solomon.

Asmodeus: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.

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Diavolo: Would you kiss me for 1k grimm?

Lucifer: Why?

Diavolo: Just curious

Lucifer, playing along: ..I suppose

Diavolo: [Slams 1k onto the table] would you look at that-

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Sleeping kittybarb, don't wake him up!

Alternative colors under the cut.

While I was about to finish, I realized his hair turned more to a bluish tone, so I tried to experiment with the colors.

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💅🩷✨

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peek-a-boo!

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Starry Eyes ✨

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GUESS WHO GOT TICKETS TO HER FAVORITE ARTIST OMG

#nana talks #ME omg #I need the program revealed soon so I know when the specific concert I wanna attend is #it's part of an event with more concerts but I only care about the one artist #HONS I'm so happy I've been wanting this for years #I remember getting accepted into college and my mom was like nana what gift do you want #I wanted to go to this concert but she didn't like that idea so she didn't let me #well a few years later and here we are hehe #I cannot wait omg #it is really really far away though but thats ok

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I did not expect this much enthusiasm omg thank you ♡♡

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like 3 hours left !!

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#nana polls #I am back from the dead guys #my course that was destroying me is over whoo #you know you've vanished for a long time when the notes become very dry but thats ok #also I have a certain style that won't suit every character so the outfits will be slightly a mix between them and me if that makes sense #as in I own nothing green for example #but it might be fun I think

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can you look after my lil solomon for a bit? i gotta get food real quick

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my aunt and uncle have two cats and I went to see them and they were like one is very social and the other one doesn't like guests. both of them came to me 1 second after entering the house and they let me pet them (I felt very blessed)

#nana talks #I felt so blessed guys #especially when they said they were surprised the one that doesn't like guests was basically making me pet her #but I've never seen cats that let you pet them anywhere and are okay with being picked up #with panther if your name is not nana he will kill you for touching his belly #and the two cats were enjoying everything #I also brought them gifts but they liked the bag it came in more

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NANA

POOKIE

HOW ARE YOU MY SWEET UNFASHIONABLE MENACE

Hello Zoya!! Long time no see!!

I've been good thank you!! I hope you've been doing well too. I haven't really been active for a while anywhere because of some stuff in my personal life but its's nothing too horrible it's ok ♡♡ I'm sorry if I worried anyone. I wanna try to become more active on tumblr and my other accounts but we'll see how it goes there's some stuff I have to deal with too.

I hope you're doing well! Take care of yourself all!!

#answers! #also the unfashionable how dare you #thats like the top 10 bad insults you can throw at me #but yeah anyways I know I've been inactive and I'm trying to fix that so don't worry hehe

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happy boop day!!

asmo getting flustered over shows of genuine affection hrngnngn im physically ill i love him so much

inspired by this post!!! so cute!!! i think everyone should do this with their fave hehe

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the wind was so intense today I got blown away and fell into a tree (I was fine) and I was like hehe nature you can't get me

nature got me one minute later by blowing my glasses onto the stone tiles of the sidewalk

#nana talks #I was standing there because #I didn't wanna fall onto the road next to it and I turned my head a little and they were gone #so guess who had to waste money on new lenses #the frame got a little damaged too but they don't make my pink one anymore so I'm keeping it for now #I don't want it unless it's pink #free comedy show for the people on the street though #watching me get blown into a tree and then chase after my glasses #I have never seen wind this intense before literally

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people who write transcripts regularly have my respect I'm two minutes into the one for my assignment and I'm already suffering badly over here

#nana talks #in total its just 15 minutes of the recording but I've done like ten minutes over those two minutes help me #this has to be done before tomorrow though and I need to sleep on time so I got an hour left #whoever designed this course hates us because the transcript has absolutely nothing to do with what we're being graded for #I never fill out those course evaluations because I do not care but I'm gonna roast the design of this course this time #it's crazy that they're making us waste time on something that will not be graded #I'm not the only one with this complaint either this year's evaluation forms are gonna be crazy I just know it

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I’m Going Boopin Mad Here