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disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots 

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#afrikaans or dutch? #Both very close to English #Or at least what English would be with less French perhaps?

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#is that baby in an approved car seat?

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tell me in the tags the shoes you wear most often because why not

#I have a pair of kind of fancy boots from Solovair #Because I finally have a good job & I wanted shoes that could be REPAIRED #They're burgundy & comfy & I can get them resoled when the heels wear down too far #And they're just the right degree of masc-but-not-obviously-so for a queer AFAB person in a conservative state

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i'm curious how many people also don't experience cramps as their main symptom, because back pain is the worst for me by far it's usually how i can tell my period is coming up too

#headaches #EVERYTHING gives me headaches #whatever eventually kills me will probably start with a headache #though the gut symptoms also suck

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Books

More books

Still more books

Honestly, very effective marketing

#Also how I label boxes when moving

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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

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An artistic rendition of what happened to me at work today

#one of those #“how did we survive as a species when so much of the population is THIS DIMWITTED?” #things that make you go “ARGH”

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Marzipan Smaug atop a treasure of golden sprinkles and rich chocolate souffle.  As fun to eat as he was to make!

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I appreciate the sound effects they added in.

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blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

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Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

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i should have fucking picked chemistry

#I mean the custodians don't clean benches for a reason #that reason is they don't fucking know what's been done to them #so it's a safety hazard #anyway if you #and I am looking at you old white men in bio #don't think cleaning up after yourself is part of lab safety #you too will get weird chemical irritation #<-prev tags #with which I am in full agreement #also clear out your storerooms and freezers you obnoxious old dipshits #nobody needs crystallized picric acid #because you couldn't be arsed to act like a fucking adult

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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post