I don’t drink whiskey but I make sure to always have a bottle on hand so when my rival gets injured in a knife fight and only has me to turn to for help at 2 AM I can pour it on them as disinfectant before I patch them up and we inevitably fall in love.
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Age Of Ultron where Wanda dives into the Avengers’ minds to find their worst fears but they’d had training against mind-meddling beforehand and so all she got in return was like. Vague images of fat-free mayonnaise and decaf coffee or the concept of never being able to watch anything except desperate housewives again for the rest of time.
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pretty fucked up that brokeback mountain is a horrifically sad movie and yet everyone acted like it was peak comedy
i remember when brokeback mountain was released (before i realized i was gay) and i remember everyone making “i wish i knew how to quit you” jokes and looking back it’s absolutely depressing how people reacted to brokeback mountain
the movie was a depressing look into being closeted and in love and being outed and gay ppl being violently murdered and somehow all straight people took away from it was “it’s so funny because…. they’re Gay…. it’s a Gay Movie”
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here’s a fantastic idea: how about Cards Against Humanity buys Tumblr??
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