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stud-yawgmoth · 15 hours
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One of my OCs: Mister Doctor Count von Zarovich, sir,
Another of my PCs: Strahd,
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stud-yawgmoth · 17 hours
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gonna fuck around and make the NFL watchable
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stud-yawgmoth · 17 hours
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Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.
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stud-yawgmoth · 22 hours
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jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.
jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.
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stud-yawgmoth · 23 hours
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stud-yawgmoth · 1 day
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Today on Curse of Strahd
A new party member was introduced a few sessions ago. She's an adventurer who fought Strahd and lost. For the hell of it, he tried to restore her to life with mad science, and it worked. The party found her in Strahd's laboratory, immediately after she woke up.
Thing is, she didn't have any of her gear. Strahd gave her a set of his fine clothes (which another party member tailored to fit her), but she had no weapons. She was also missing the uncommon magic item I allowed her to choose at character creation - Eyes of Minute Seeing.
The party later met Cyrus Belview, who lives in the basement and loots cool stuff off dead adventurers. He had the elf's boots and her battleaxe, but not the lenses. (Although, now that he knows that's a thing, he'll be checking dead bodies for contact lenses going forward.)
The party returns to Strahd to ask him about them.
Artificer: Do you know what contact lenses are? Crystal lenses that touch your eyes? The elf had some when she died and she wants them back.
Strahd: Oh... you want those back, huh?
Artificer: If you want a set of your own, I can make you a pair if you give us the elf's pair.
Strahd: OK, deal. Give me a second to take them off. *walks through the wall into the bathroom*
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stud-yawgmoth · 2 days
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Pretend, for example, that you were born in Chicago and have never had the remotest desire to visit Hong Kong, which is only a name on a map for you; pretend that some convulsion, sometimes called accident, throws you into connection with a man or a woman who lives in Hong Kong; and that you fall in love. Hong Kong will immediately cease to be a name and become the center of your life. And you may never know how many people live in Hong Kong. But you will know that one man or one woman lives there without whom you cannot live. And this is how our lives are changed, and this is how we are redeemed.
What a journey this life is! Dependent, entirely, on things unseen. If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earth quake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.
—James Baldwin, The Price of the Ticket
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stud-yawgmoth · 2 days
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I've seen a lot of self-identified leftists fully miss the connection between embracing a worldview that everything is getting worse and the world is going to shit and like. right-wing populism.
While you are learning about the world it can feel like things are getting worse as your understanding of reality and history becomes more sophisticated.  And I'm not saying to ignore anything bad. Obviously policies, wars, and political changes can make things worse in the short term.
But a conceptualization of the world as “getting worse in general" requires that things were “better” in some (real or imagined) past. And once you're there, you're hurtling toward conservatism. You’re not a leftist if you think things should go back to the way they were before it all got screwed up, if you're rejecting modernity and embracing tradition. You’re not even a Democrat.
Despair is extremely enticing, but there is no “before.” There was no time when the economy was good and laws were just and everyone had a home and everyone was safe.
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stud-yawgmoth · 2 days
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it's the start of the week, there's still time!
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i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol
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It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia – 8.05: The Gang Gets Analyzed
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stud-yawgmoth · 3 days
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I'm Elliot and I'm 31
I'm an agender butch lesbian and I use he/him pronouns.
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stud-yawgmoth · 3 days
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You could invent a fantasy race that's all female and people would all rush to make OCs that are the only male one
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Traditional art is allowed! I do traditional every year, and use my phone camera to photograph the drawings for posting (usually with a bit of editing as well).
You don't have to be good! You don't even have to put a lot of effort in. Just DON'T change OCs designs (unless the person says redesigns are allowed) and rate your attacks appropriately for the level of effort.
For example, you can draw a small doodle or sketch and submit that, it will just be worth fewer points.
What’s art fight??
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I was hoping I’d get an ask like this so I had an excuse to go all out like this! Artfight is an annual art event that surrounds giving and getting art for a whole month!
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once you make an account you can upload all your ocs and their information on your own page! This should include stuff like references and small bits of character info (enough for someone to draw them accurately). You need to have at least one OC uploaded to participate so people can draw art for you during Artfight (although i would say upload about 3 so people have choice.)
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All people who sign up for Artfight that year get separated into two teams once the event begins (I’m using red and blue as an example but they are usually stuff like sun vs moon, technology vs nature, coffee vs tea etc)
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Once that happens people can make art of your OCs in exchange for points for their team! Yep! You get free art of your OCs!
But that means your team is now down a good few points so its not without consequence.
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By drawing an OC that belongs to the opposite team for more points than the piece you were given your team is able to stay on top of the game and you also put some good out in the world in the process.
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if you draw something for the person of the opposite team and they attack back you can get extra points for your team by starting a “revenge chain” its one of the best ways to get a point multiplier going and to start a friendship with someone who has cool characters!
So what happens when your team wins?
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Your team all get a nifty little digital trophy, all the art development that comes with drawing competitively, the knowledge that you’ve put a lot of good and happiness into the world by drawing peoples ocs, and complete ownership of bragging rights! (I personally developed my art style a whole lot during artfight last year! it was super fun!)
So what about when your team looses?
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Well the reason why the other team won is because they gave your team the most art of your teams characters! So statistically you just got a whole bunch more free art than they did! Even if you don’t get all the celebration and bragging rights you now have so much more amazing art of your characters!
So basically…
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I totally implore everyone who loves to do visual art to participate in artfight! It’s an amazing event that challenges you in a great way and you get to be introduced to a lot of really amazing artists and make alliances with people on your team!Here’s the link to the websiteHere’s the link to my account on art fight if you want to check me out!Keep in mind you don’t have to participate in artfight once you make an account, you need to opt in for that year at any point during the month so you can absolutely just make an account to watch and look at the good art!
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