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no cause explain to me why steve, nancy and robin got choked out for like 40 minutes & got off scot-free

meanwhile eddie gets tickled by a bat & has his shit rocked like WHAT?

ALSO keep in mind the same thing happened to steve earlier that season & all nancy had to do was give it a little kiss & slap a bandaid on it and he was perfectly fine

like eddie if you needed someone to kiss your booboos better why didn’t you just ask me 🙄

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You’re crazy, both of you. Actually we prefer the term psychotic.

SCREAM (1996)

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Scream (1996)

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Stu: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Sidney: Twelve, actually.

Stu: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Sidney: Yours!

Stu: That's right: no one's.

Thought this was hilarious so wanted to share! Credit to ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator.

#scream incorrect quotes #stu macher incorrect quotes #sidney prescott incorrect quotes #scream 1996 #stu scream #sidney prescott #devilish.jaz

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Stu looking around the house for his next victim.

Stu: Come out here and face me like a man!

Victim: Um my pronouns are they them

Stu: Oh shit my bad. *clears throat*

Stu: Come out here and face me like a person

Victim: Thank you, I really appreciate that

Stu: Now, prepare to die!

Both start screaming.

Bonus

Stu looking down at his little bloody message with a grin.

Make sure to use they / them pronouns at funeral <3

- mr. sexy ghostface

- meanwhile Billy stands in the corner both proud and disappointed. -

Billy: I hate it here.

#stu scream #stu macher incorrect quotes #stu macher #scream incorrect quotes #devilish.jaz

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Jaz | he / they | early twenties | mdni |

Hello everyone, welcome to my page. I will be mostly posting or reposting Stu related content on here but I am also down to rp if anyone is interested! Feel free to just dm me. Though warning, this invitation only goes to people who are over the age of eighteen. So minors please do not ask, the answer will always be a no. Anyways, I wish everyone a lovely < insert part of day > and I appreciate your existence. 

#stu macher #stu scream #scream 1996 #fan account #devilish.jaz

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stu: “villian apologist” nah, i don’t apologize for anyone. what my lover does on his day off is not my business.

police: you know damn well i did not ask you that.