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hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear
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no sideblogs. we raw blogging.
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Es ist mein 11. Jahrestag auf Tumblr 🥳
This is so bad
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All of Us Strangers (2023) dir. Andrew Haigh
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So viel Softness. Ich kann nicht mehr.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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sometimes my friends send me good reels
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thoughts?
no thank u!
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if you got an additional line of income that guaranteed your basic needs would be met, (notes below)
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- the money can come from whatever source you'd like to imagine. UBI, sugar daddy, magically delivered in unmarked bills onto your dining table overnight by elves, blackmailing jeff bezos, wherever
- it will keep coming indefinitely
- basic needs: housing, food, medical care, clothes, etc. You would not be rich, but you would have enough. It will rise with inflation and such, to have the same purchasing power as before.
- any money you earn at your job (or anywhere) is on top of the basic needs money. How much you get is not affected by how much you make elsewhere
- vacation doesn’t necessarily mean you go anywhere; you just don't need to go to work
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When you're due to fly to London in the morning for Ale's gig & the flight gets cancelled due to a storm.....fuck my life seriously 😐
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it’s either that or nothing
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Confession: Der Prinz von Prinzenrolle ist irgendwie schon fuckable. Richtiges Daddy Material
I am coming back out of retirement to kinkshame you specifically.
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Gibt es eigentlich einen deutschen Ausdruck für "eating a pussy"? Ich frag mich das schon eine ganze Weile :'D
uhm.. nicht dass ich wüsste? ich denke dass heißt hier nur “einen lecken”??
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no no no, it’s totally fine—will you excuse me for a moment? (steps outside to shriek and sob)
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the ballad of songbirds and snakes: a cautionary tale about why you shouldn't date a cop
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