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*Lionel meeting the clones*

Echo: hi, I’m Echo!

Fives: and I’m Fives!

Lionel: …

Lionel: listen, I don’t wanna be mean, but why are you two… somehow… *more* identical than everyone else I’ve met so far.

Echo: oh, that’s not mean.

Fives: we’re twins!

Lionel, to Anakin: how does that-?

Anakin: don’t ask, Nel.

Echo: basically it’s because the process of cloning isn’t perfect. Fives and I were originally one embryo but we split while we were still developing, so technically we’re twins. Or at least that’s what we call ourselves - and what everyone else calls us.

Rex: we kinda had to, you two were inseparable as cadets. You even picked each others names!

Lionel: wait, really?

Echo: yeah! I called him Fives because his designation number is CT-5555.

Fives: and I called him Echo because he used to repeat everything I said when we were all learning to talk.

Lionel:

Lionel, barely suppressing tears: Anakin, I have had these two for less than a minute but if anything ever happens to them I will kill everybody in this room and then myself.

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Crosshair laments (expanded from the shit I thought about during the series finale post)

Crosshair: -looking at his missing hand- Ugh! I’m a freak!

Hunter: Hey! Echo only has one hand and he’s not a freak!

Echo: Yeah! The fuck Crosshair!

Crosshair: Ugh! That’s because Echo looks good with one hand.

Echo: Oh, well…I…I do kinda wear it well I guess. Heh.

Hunter: And Anakin Skywalker only had one hand. He didn’t think I knew but I knew.

Crosshair: Eh, he was kind of a whiny bitch though.

Hunter:……..

Echo: you’re kind of a whiny bitch.

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Echo: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Wrecker: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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I just think that Fives would be so proud of him :’)

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Echo CT-1409

“you were a wonderful experience”

“you were… everything”

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Chronicles of Batch Mom Echo

AKA four examples of Echo being the batch’s last straw tying them to reality <3

Sources and a side note ⬇️

This post was suggested by someone on my Instagram (you can follow me there if you want; there's a bit of content overlap, but I do try to upload different stuff there when I can)

Omega & Crosshair quote source

Wrecker quote source

Hunter quote source

Tech quote source

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Rex: Why did I become a single father of two? Why did I choose his life? What the hell was I thinking? Echo: *falls asleep in his lap* Rex: Never mind I get it

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Fives: Shit! Rex is going to kill us! Echo: No he wont just follow my lead *later* Rex: WHAT TH- Echo: Sorry dad Fives: Yeah, sorry dad Rex: Rex, staring at the burning barracks: It's fine

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rex, turning around slowly as the lights flicker: domino?

fives and echo down the hall: the moon wanted us death captain, now you get to find out why

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fives is coming out of the grave to kick echo's ass

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aang: why do people want me to save the world? i'm literally twelve years old! katara: unfortunately all of the adults in the world are useless katara: so it's us or nothing katara: now get on the bison

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Here something to put a smile on your face:

Real picture of Fives colorized.

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Echo: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fives, seriously: maybe you’re pregnant

Echo: …

Fives: …

Echo: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You, for suggesting that or me because I almost had a panic attack

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Echo is so tired of babysitting duty 😔

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Powerful woman 🛐

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Meanwhile…on the Marauder

Crosshair: that’s my chair!

Hunter: not anymore, not after you left us for the Empire.

-Hunter and Crosshair start fighting-

Echo: HEY! I swear to FUCK don’t make me come back there and beat your asses!!

Crosshair: he’d do it too…

Hunter: yeah, I still have a boot print from last time. It’s faint but it’s still there, see!

Crosshair: oh damn, so it is. Anyways, out of my chair.

Hunter: I told you! It’s not yours anymore!

Crosshair attempts to haul Hunter out of the chair.

Echo: -whips his head around so fast and gives both of them The Look-

Hunter: fine, take the chair. It’s stupid anyways.

Crosshair: just like you.

Hunter: sonofa-

The fight resumes

Echo: -sighs, removes boot-

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You can't threaten me with a hug and not expect me to demand a follow through. Echo is absolutely the type of sibling who only gets touchy-feely when he knows it'll cause maximum annoyance.

In other news, I have a huge amount of respect for people who draw Clones on the regular because this exhausted me.

Bonus linework because I'm proud of it: