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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

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booktok authors writing secondary characters

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Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

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as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:

rags to riches

man vs man

man vs bee

voyage to meat world

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

amateur pornography

godzilla

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when they said in Dune that they needed spice for space travel i thought it was used as some sort of fuel but no apparently it's just because your pilot needs to be hight out of his mind to be able to safely navigate big ships into space

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Having completely normal thoughts about Dune Part Two.

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Theyre sending me to da foppish dandys effeminate school for pansy boys

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*mafia don* ive got this whole freakin' city under my thumb. i can have any two men kissing each other in under 15 minutes

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CREATURE FEATURE!!

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It's honestly so easy to claim territory. Once you figure it out you can start claiming territory anywhere. I claimed territory in a walmart once. No one was allowed near the milks for hours.