Hey everyone I'm looking for commissions! I currently have 10 slots available.
I recently recovered from a reemergence of a chronic illness and am accepting pet commissions. Starting price is $70 USD for head shot and $125 for full body. This may be adjusted based on the style. I do all animals so message me if your interested.
If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
━ Don't you know? There are some things in this world that can't be stopped. Like the sun setting in the west. Like an elephant crushing an ant. And also, I take your life!
Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone
A life sized crochet Sinosauropteryx prima complete with pico-feathering in as scientifically-accurate of a pattern and color as I possibly could. I had to read some literature to get it right but I think this is one of the best projects I've ever made. What do I name her? 2-L 7Up bottle for scale
I've been working on her since September. The entire base was crocheted in this mustard I had a million skeins of. She didn't even use up one
I love her so much she's gonna sit above my TV in the living room for now until we move and I can have a Designated Spot for her <3
Her mouth can open and close and I purposefully put her in a laying-down position so that she can lay on surfaces well. 4 toes on each foot and 3 fingers on each hand :)
"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
i am such a sucker for unplanned proposals — he carries the ring around everywhere because he is frightened you will find it, but then you’re both eating in his car in front of the lake and you’re laughing and he knows he has to make you undoubtedly his right then and there. or you’re getting ready to go out and he’s standing by the door and you look at him through the mirror on your vanity and smile and he goes to you and gets on his knees and asks you to marry him
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