I am once again saying Steve Rogers would be friends with magneto. And this would be terrible PR for the avengers but Steve's just over there like ... are we sure he's that bad ... and everybody's like Steve you can't be doing that
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based slugs
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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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this is so fucking funny wait
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I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.
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“Dad to dad” “I’ve been a father before” “I was a dad once” as if the Doctor hasn’t been on a trip to the grocery store to get milk for the past 2000 years
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Mexico has elected Claudia Sheinbaum as president. She’s an environmental scientist, a feminist and she’s Jewish.
She’s also anti-Zionist, which has led to a bunch of idiots on twitter saying she isn’t really Jewish. The evidence? She thanked Jesus in her acceptance speech.
…Her husband is called Jesús.
She was thanking her husband.
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touden stare down
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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
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hey fellow artists I know that we all want to create huge beautiful peices with dynamic poses all the time but sometimes you just gotta draw a guy just kinda standing there. For your mental health I guess.
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zac is never beating the cat allegations
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you are 16. you are talking with a gay man in his 50s or 60s, a friend, huge and gentle with a scarf and short fluffy curls of gray hair, who has directed you in two plays staged in your mid-size artsy town. (he has not yet asked you to be in his production of The Laramie Project which will change your life. this conversation will also change your life.)
he is talking about theatre. he is talking about theatre when he was younger. he says, "of course, it was AIDS then." in the pause, you ask him. clumsy and quiet and 16 and "straight," you ask him. what was it like.
he takes a moment in which his face is not like a person's face. "there was a time," he says, "i'm not sure how long, years. when i went to a funeral every weekend." he tells you about two funerals in a day, and choosing between friends when you couldn't make it to both. he does not look at you, he looks at them. his wet grey gaze is so clear that you start to see ghosts. it will be years before you understand why it feels like your grief too. why the ghosts call you family.
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no cishets at pride! *spin kicks a grandma with a “I love my gay son” tshirt*
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