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What your favorite Hair (1979) song says about you

Tag your favorite!

Aquarius - You check your co-star every morning + you wish you could time travel to the seventies just for the clothing

Sodomy - You really wish you could see the shocked reactions from the sixties audiences

Donna - You: "NO WAIT IT WAS FROM A DIFFERENT TIME I CAN EXPLAIN-"

Hashish - Your natural state is "high"

Colored Spade - "They don't write 'em like this anymore" -👴🏻 + OR you think this is the most progressive use of slurs you've ever heard

Manchester, England - You're a Claude x Berger truther (respect) + you find that it's groovy to hide in a movie + you like foreshadowing

I'm Black/Ain't Got No - You still use the word groovy unironically, especially when describing bass lines + you think musicals peaked in the seventies + this song is really good I respect you

I Got Life - You have a huge crush on Treat Williams (same) + You want an extrovert to adopt you

Hair - You've either seen this play live, or you really really REALLY wish you did + you are confident in yourself and don't give a shit about what others think

L.B.J./Initials - You like drugs and history

Old Fashioned Melody/Electric Blues - You almost exclusively listen to music from the sixties/seventies era and you think no modern music comes close

Hare Krishna - Oh, how you wish you were an OG flower child

Where do I Go? - Every time you listen to this song, you spend hours thinking about it and analyzing its significance (I'm projecting) + your favorite musicals are ones with conflicted man-boy protagonists

Black Boys/White Boys - LMAO + ...u ok? + you love Nell Carter's voice + "it was progressive for the time"

Walking in Space - You're vehemently against the War on Drugs

Easy to be Hard - You're extremely empathetic + you wish your favorite female artist would cover this + that little light guitar strum in the movie version makes your heartbeat stutter

Three-Five-Zero-Zero - Someone on Youtube commented "It not good to war :<" and you agree (me too) + you think this musical's message is still very prevalent today

Good Morning Starshine - You're either a gen x-er or you just really like the fact that Johnny Depp Willy Wonka referenced this song + you want to have a picnic in the wildflower fields

Flesh Failures/Let the Sunshine In - You come back to this song every time you need a good cry + this is probably objectively the best song in the soundtrack and you stand by that + you think the movie has a more impactful ending than the stage play

I like doing these >:)

#I feel called OUT #my favourite is Where do I Go #my top 3 favourite musicals is jesus christ superstar #phantom of the opera #and hadestown #🥹🥹🥹 #and ALL of them has conflicted man-boy protagonists 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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-Morning Star-

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stop naming your pets after anime characters i just had to ask this person "are killua's testicles enlarged?"

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

#that argument is the dumbest shit I ever heard #like if you’re afraid that crc will interfere your parenting than maybe you should just #idk treat your kids reasonably???? a wild thing #and if you’re doing something that crc wouldn’t allow #then MAYBE that’s something that you shouldn’t be doing????? maybe there’s a reason????? #Christ

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i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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such rage in such a little body

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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