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Here’s a quick comic I made based on that Draw 25 meme going around! It’s perfect for Yu-Gi-Oh since it’s a cardgame!

Hope you enjoy this silly comic, and have an AWESOME day!!!!

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she was just gonna ask if keith was coming to dinner

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BURST STRΞAM

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disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

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#bought mine fresh off the line in 2019 and she is still working just as well as the first day #all i need is my portable battery and we are golden

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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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Gonna scream oh my Gd

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Until I Know This Sure Uncertainty, I'll Entertain The Offered Fallacy

Nothing had gone right all day. Dean had let the witch slip through his fingers, and he’d had to leave Sam and Cas behind to finish her off while he slogged off to her secret lair to get rid of the source of her powers. It was literal garbage duty, but it still had to be done. It didn’t make it any easier to know that Sam and Cas were in her line of fire while Dean was relatively safe (if appalled by the state of her housekeeping). So of course if something else could go wrong for Dean, it would.

Why was it always witches?

Rating: T Words: ~12.7k Relationship: Castiel/Dean Winchester Tags: Humor, Fluff, Body Swap, Witch Curses, Case Fic, Comedy of Errors, The Scheherazade of Supernatural, yes i’m giving my own stupid meta tags to fanfic now

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They’d split up more than an hour ago. It’s not like they’d really had a better option. The routine hunt had gone sideways the second Sam had opened his big mouth and called it a routine hunt. It’s like they were cursed from the minute they’d left the bunker three days ago.

“Fucking witches,” Dean growled to himself under his breath as he swung his flashlight around the ramshackle one room cabin this particular witch had been holing up in when she wasn’t living in her ritzy townhouse downtown.

Smart witches kept their disgusting rituals separate from their respectable day-to-day lives, and this was nothing if not a smart witch. She kept a successful plastic surgery practice going, after all, with her patients none the wiser that most of her beauty treatments were provided courtesy of dark magic rather than medical skill. That’s witches for you; beauty on the outside, but rotten to the core underneath.

Dean had already tossed the townhouse, and the only useful thing he’d found was the map that had led him to her secret hideaway in the woods. He took a moment to cringe at how someone used to living in that classy place could stand to set foot into this squalid dump.

“Fucking witches.”

The single cramped room was stacked with books, papers, clothing, and ugh. Dean didn’t want to know if some of the stuff he’d found in the mess was supposed to be spell ingredients or ancient dinner leftovers. As far as he was concerned, the entire place qualified as a biohazard.

“Fuck this,” he said, kicking a pile of what he hoped was moldy laundry off a grimy mattress in the corner of the room. A rat and a small army of bugs fled as Dean dismantled their current home. “Five more minutes and I’m just gonna salt and burn the whole place.”

Dean shuddered in disgust and reached down to flip over the dingy mattress. He was spared from having to touch it just yet when his phone rang. One glance down to see it was Sam calling to pester him again, and his momentary reprieve was shattered. He rolled his eyes even though there wasn’t anyone there to see him and answered the call, letting all his frustration and disgust pour down the line.

“What is it now? I told you I’d call as soon as I fucking found it. You know this place is a shithole, right? It’s not like she kept the damned thing under glass with a neon sign announcing this is my grimoire hovering over it, right?”

“Oh, um…” a gruff and gravelly voice replied.

Dean felt like kicking himself, because that was not Sammy he’d just torn into. Sam would’ve called him a dick, stated his business, and everything would’ve been fine. This was definitely not going to be fine.

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Dean taking on the cw when he finds out Cas could have been balls deep in him instead of that rusty nail

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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the way that dean is like. literally, canonically, HEAVILY implied to be into men but is still not considered canon bi at the same time. they wrote scenes for years knowing what it was implying. they had it in mind while writing the scenes that it was gay. ben edlund said that dean’s reaction to aaron flirting with him in 8x13 implied dean is bi. they wrote in the script that dean and benny broke up. they wrote gay scenes between dean and cas intentionally time and time again throughout the years. misha said that both him and jensen are aware of the gay subtext while filming and have discussions about it all the way back in season 8. they paralleled dean and cas to cain and his WIFE intentionally. they paralleled them with MULTIPLE canon romances time and time again. they wrote in that dean and crowley had an orgy. they wrote dean giving cas a mixtape with the full knowledge that it would come across as gay. in an episode that charlie lost her girlfriend and sam lost his girlfriend, they had it end with dean losing cas. jensen has said that dean’s feelings for cas are up to our interpretation so he’s literally just schrodinger’s bi character right now. it’s insane that they could get away with writing all of this into the show and yet we still can’t say he’s “canonically” into men and people will still call us delusional for thinking dean isn’t straight. it’s insane. it’s fucking insane.

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thinking about married teacher steve and rockstar eddie.

steve’s students like to poke fun at him for “not being cool” or “trying to be cool”, and steve just feeds into it and plays up his cluelessness to modern things and what’s “hip” nowadays. he always just tells them they have no idea, and they’re gonna eat their words one day when they see how cool he really is, but all the kids just laugh and think he’s being sarcastic.

one day a group in his class is talking about the popular rock music star eddie munson, about his music and how much they love him, and steve joins in, asking them about eddie and what kind of music he makes and so on. he says something like “oh yeah, i think i know munson. yeah he’s cool, makes good stuff” and the kids are like “as if you know eddie munson, mr h, there is no way”. steve just chuckles and says “if you say so”

meanwhile eddie EATS EACH STORY UP when steve comes home with a something new to tell him all about what his kids were saying to him today

honourable mention but eddie also is WEAK for steve’s teacher outfits, the button ups, the vests, when he wears a tie WITH his glasses consider eddie a dead man.

on the last day of class for the year steve has given his class almost a free period of sorts to just chat and muck about being that it’s so close to vacation and all, and ofc the topic of steve’s uncoolness comes up again, and he’s just all laughs and smiles not even trying to fight back while they poke harmless fun at him, just looking smug as shit knowing these kids are in for a treat.

the bell goes and they all start to pack up their things to leave, and steve calls out to get their attention, remember the homework, stay safe, have a good break and all that, but THEN who else walks through the classroom door but eddie. munson. heading straight towards steve telling him “hey babe, ready to go?”

“yep, just let me grab my stuff” steve says back, and the class is stunned silent. eddie walks over to steve’s desk and puts a hand on his back as steve is leaning over it putting books and pages into his bag, “you guys are all free to go” he looks up to the class, smug as ever.

as he and eddie head towards the door, steve stops and turns around back to his class one last time, whisper shouting over his shoulder “who’s cool now?”

eddie is laughing infront of him as they walk out together, listening to the classroom they’d just left erupt into chaos.

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“that sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism