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Name a song that brings back memories of your childhood when you hear it. Little Bitty by Alan Jackson.

When was the last time you ate strawberries? We had waffles for dinner on father’s day because Beebs loves breakfast and I always make them with strawberries and whipped cream.

Is there anything you like to put on a sandwich, that some might find odd? Sometimes I put chips or crackers on my sandwiches. And I always used to get banana peppers on my subs at Subway.

What colour are the shoes you wear most often? White or brown.

When was the last time you were required to put on a mask? We haven’t been required to wear one in a while now but we still do when we go in public.

And what colour was the last mask you wore? Leopard print!

Can you recall the last time you gave your mobile phone number to someone? I mentioned in a previous note that I just met a new friend and I gave her my number because I’m a lot more likely to respond to texts than DMs.

The last time you were in a queue, what were you waiting for? Foood.

Have you had your Covid vaccine yet? Which one, if you have? Not yet!

If you've had your vaccine, did you experience any side effects? --

Can you recall the last time you walked up or down a hill? I can’t tbh.

Any idea what you were doing at 5:30PM last Saturday? Oh lord I don’t remember. Probably hanging out on the couch.

The last time you went to a supermarket what were some of the items you bought? We just got home from grocery shopping and we got our weekly stuff. Vegetarian meats, croissants, various cheeses, pastas, a pizza for dinner tonight bc as if I’m actually cooking dinner after all that, soda, assorted veggies, etc.

When you were 13 years old, who was your closest friend? Do you still talk? Her name is Alisha and sadly not really. We really grew apart and don’t have anything in common anymore. I still text her to wish her a happy birthday and check in once in a while but they’re never very deep conversations.

Have you ever met anyone named Janine? Nope!

When was the last time you had a bottle of pop, or soda? What kind? Ummm..I had a coke slushie yesterday if that counts!

What was the last catchy song you heard? Did you sing along to it? I Wanna Be Your Slave by Måneskin and of course!

Can any of your friends sing well? Which one has the nicest singing voice? I don’t think so tbh but our neighbor’s daughter actually has thee most beautiful singing voice. She hangs out outside and sings sometimes and I always love when I catch it because she’s so good.

When was the last time you wore make-up, if ever? What shades/colours? Last time I wore makeup was Wednesday I think. I really just did my brows, my regular face of foundation/concealer/bronzer/blush/highlighter, threw some bronzer in my crease, popped on a pair of lashes, and put on a glossy nude lip tint to finish it off.

Do you have any accessories that you wear daily?  My wedding rings and my glasses!

What brand of lip balm do you prefer? I like the thick, oily ones that last forever.

What was the last thing you wrote down on paper? I wrote in my day planner earlier.

And what colour was the pen you wrote with? Pink!

When was the last time you had a parcel delivered? Ummm..Thursday or Friday. It was a PR package.

If you wear nail varnish, do you have a favourite brand/shade? I usually wear Essie or OPI! And I wear a lot of different colors, so.

What's the next item of clothing that you intend to buy for yourself? I’m not sure! I need some more capris.

What is something that seems popular, but doesn't interest you personally? K-pop.

How old is the device you're currently using to access Tumblr? I bought it at the end of 2019!

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Have you ever been to Australia? I have not! The heat and the bugs are a large deterrent, haha.

Who was the last person you know to have a birthday? My mom’s was at the beginning of this month and then a friend from high school had a birthday last week.

Are you wearing a necklace? If so, describe it. I’m not but I was, it’s a gold chain with a simple little (fake) diamond in the middle.

Do you know anyone who is left-handed? My little sister is.

Ever wear out a CD? What was it? Metaphorically, sure, but not actually. I listened to Metamorphosis by Hilary Duff a shameful amount of times as a kid.

What’s your favorite card game? Skip Boooo. I am a beast at Skip Bo.

What’s your favorite fast food meal? It really depends on my mood.

Where is the best restaurant you’ve ever eaten in at? I just love Longhorn. Their parmesan crusted chicken and firecracker wraps are legitttt.

Lamb chops or pork chops? Neither. I remember my mom cooking pork chops as a kid and she would just toss them into a crockpot with baby carrots and potatoes and a can of mushroom soup....the woman doesn’t use salt. That was always my LEAST favorite meal.

If you HAD to pick ONE song to listen to for the rest of your life, and that would be the only song you ever heard, what would it be? I’d rather never listen to music again than pick only one song to listen to forever. 

Ever heard of Shinedown? I have not.

What size is your bed? Queen!

What is the first meal you remember eating? I don’t know if I remember that. Maybe a happy meal? My mom didn’t cook back then lol.

What was the first movie you ever saw? Something to do with Barney I’m sure.

What percentile of your class were you in? I don’t know the exact percent but I was always on the high honor roll.

Can you name every place you’ve ever had sex? Well. Obviously my husband’s bedroom, a travel trailer on the couch and the bed, several hotels, all over our first, second, third, and current house, the stairwell of our building, the back of our car, the fitting rooms in Kmart and JCPenney, andddd...I think that’s it?

What forms of birth control have you used? Condoms and then vasectomy.

Do you use sponges or dishcloths when doing the dishes? A sponge. It works so much better than a cloth.

What’s your favorite song on the top twenty right now? I honestly couldn’t tell you what’s on the top twenty rn.

Ever punched a wall? No, I’m not a teenage boy.

What was the last bug you killed and what did you use? A mosquito, my hand.

Ever get pulled over by the cops and get away without a ticket?  I’ve been pulled over a handful of times but only gotten a ticket once.

What was your first legal alcoholic drink? I don’t totally remember...I know it was at Longhorn and it was very sweet and it was funny because I wouldn’t share with my husband because I’m 3 months older than him and he technically wasn’t allowed to have alcohol yet hehehe.

What’s the most expensive things your parents ever bought you? A laptop for Christmas one year.

What’s the most expensive thing you’ve bought? Our car or my MacBook.

What is your favorite cover song? I love Sleeping With Siren’s version of Iris and Miley Cyrus’ version of Heart of Glass.

Did you ever drop out of school? Nope.

Ever raise a child that wasn’t your own for more than 3 months? Babysitting them every day, yeah.

Strangest medical procedure ever performed on you? I don’t think I’ve ever had any weird medical procedures lol.

Does the place you work have music playing? What sort? I play whatever I want haha.

Do you use Windows, Mac, Linux, or something else entirely? Mac!

Do you cut tags out of clothing so they don’t itch and bother you? If it’s bothering me, yes!

How many times a year do you go on vacation? Usually twice a year.

What is your favorite time period in history to learn about? I don’t know if I have a favorite!

What’s the saddest report you have ever seen on the news? I don’t watch the news for exactly that reason.

In your honest opinion, what is the scariest sea creature you know? Omg that massive fucking squid that just hangs there and stretches out its massive arms and has super long feelers that hang to the ocean floor? That thing is T E R R I F Y I N G.

What superpower do you think would be the most handy in times of trouble? Shape shifting.

Do you believe there is just one love for everyone, or…? Noooo. The world is far too vast for there to only be one outcome.

Why are you best friends with your best friend? Because he’s got a nice penis. Hahaha jk. But he does.

Do you world peace is truly a possibility in the future?  Oh no way. Humanity has always and will always be at war with one another.

Pretend you are a really good cook, what meal would you make? I am a good cook actually but I always manage to blow people’s socks off with my mac & cheese.

What do you think of when you look at the stars? It’s just wild that we’re so small and that there are whole other worlds out there that we haven’t even begun to dream about touching.

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Theyyyy would be dead. Their shell is part of their body, not their house. 

What’s one thing you feel you must do in your life before it ends? Learn to be happy.

What Disney princess are you most like? Does mEGARA COUNT?

What do you think is the most important thing in this life is? Finding a way to be happy despite all the awful in the world.

Do you use any acne medication? When I get pimples, I use these star acne patches that are very cute and very effective.

Have you ever tried to learn another language? How did it go? Spanish and French. I still only speak English so uh...you can guess how well that went.

Do you still have a landline phone in your home? Newp.

Throughout a typical week, which places are you likely to go? Thrift stores, a grocery store or two, maybe some garage sales, a craft store if we’re feelin’ it. We’re not very exciting haha.

How often do you use your webcam, if you even have one that is? Raaaarely. I prefer to facetime on my phone.

Do you have a lock number or pattern for your phone? A passcode but I usually use Face ID.

What was the last thing you bought from a liquor store? We were going to buy some beer and cider but we got there 6 minutes after it closed lol.

Is there any cereal in your house? What kind? My husband just bought honeycombs!

What's the most number of people you've ever lived with? 5. My parents and 3 siblings.

Do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day? I might wear green if I’m feeling super festive but that’s literally it.

Do you have any pets? How long have you had them? Yup! We’ve had her since she was 4 months old and she’s 7 1/2 now.

What's your favourite kind of cheese? Gruyere.

Have you danced in the rain? When I was really young, yeah!

Who is your favorite person to text? Tbh I don’t love texting but if anyone, my husband. I much prefer to talk to him in person tho.

What’s your favorite brand of jeans? Torrid.

Do you enjoy Mario games? Overall, yeah! There are a few turds in the bunch tho.

What’s your favorite online game? Among Us I guess? I haven’t played it in a long time but it’s the only game I really play online ever.

Have you ever been hit with a ball in gym class? Every fuckin sport. My head is a ball magnet...and I do mean that in both ways.

Who was last to cook for you? A cook at a restaurant lol.

Would you ever wish to explore a cave? Ummm..if it was safe and guided I guess?

You see the person you fell hardest for. What do you do? ...Hug him? He’s my husband, so.

Have you ever ridden in a car with someone who was high? Nope.

Did you ever date the last person you kissed? I married him!

Have you ever held a snake? I have! They’re very smooth.

How often do you have friends over to your house? All my local friends have moved away sadly. But I met a new friend last week and we’ve hung out a few times already and she’s coming over for dinner tomorrow night.

Have you ever had a boss who acted unprofessionally? Ugh yes.

Who was the last person who cried around you? Why did they start crying? Was it unexpected? I honestly can’t remember. Beebs physically can’t cry because #trauma and I don’t really feel like I spend enough time with other people to see them cry haha. Maybe my sister?

Do you have any exercises you do everyday? Nope.

Are you more of a dog or cat person? Absolutely dog!

Have you ever had a dream of stabbing someone? I have, actually.

Would you ever have a bird as a pet? Noooo thank you.

Have you ever had to speak at a funeral? Nope. I don’t think I’d be good at it.

Do you know someone who’s been cremated? My grandparents’ dog lol.

What is your favorite animated movie? I can’t think of one at the moment!

Did your grandparents teach you anything? My grandpa taught me a lot about how to hold your tongue until you have something meaningful to say as opposed to just talking to hear yourself speak and to be kind and gentle. My grandma taught me how to be tenacious, funny, thoughtful, a great gift giver, and a top notch thrifter.

Do you want/have a Bachelor's degree? Nope.

Are you into superheroes? Who's your favourite? Not really tbh. Deadpool is pretty cool tho.

Have you ever played Cards Against Humanity? Did you like it? I haven’t, actually!

Have you ever played a drinking game? Which ones? I’m not a big drinker!

Did you ever play Neopets when you were younger? I did!

Have you ever been to Mexico? Nope!

Have your parents ever worked in medicine? My dad currently does. He shouldn’t tho, considering he’s a covid denier who’s refusing to get the vaccine, openly criticizes people who take medication for mental illness, and is a very unsympathetic hypochondriac. He’s literally the LAST person I would ever want working on me if I was in the hospital.

Is there anything unusual about your house?  I don’t think so! It’s pretty regular.

How many serious relationships have you been in? One.

Do you listen to Rise Against? I think I listened to a couple when I was in high school but I couldn’t tell you what they were haha.

When was the last time you congratulated someone? My sister graduated this weekend!

Have you ever taken care of a newborn baby? I have! It’s honestly pretty chill. They only cry when they need something and they only need like 3 things.

How old were you when you got your ears pierced? I first got them pierced when I was 8 and then they got infected and I had to take them out, got them repierced when I was 10, and then got my second holes when I was 12.

Do you snore when you sleep? Haha my husband tells me I do sometimes.

What was the last type of burger you ate? A veggie burger!

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When was the last time you ate out for lunch? Yesterday! We went to Big Boy.

Is your dream job attainable? I already attained it. Funny how I hate it now.

Have you ever been to an auto show? That’s not really my scene.

Have you ever wondered how flies get away from being swatted so quickly? Small things move faster than big ones. That’s just a fact.

Have you read a newspaper today? Nope.

What was the last thing you cooked for dinner? Pasta.

Do you live in the city/town you were born in? Nope.

Can you remember the last song you listened to? FaceTime With My Mom by Bo Burnham lol.

Do you know anyone who still doesn't have a smartphone? I’ve seen a couple people out and about recently who have had flip phones but I don’t know anyone personally who has one anymore.

Have you ever been on a cruise? I haven’t!

What is your favourite kind of fruit juice? I feel like this question is in literally every survey??

Have you worn a necklace today? Nope.

Have you ever had an x-ray? Yup.

Do your parents smoke cigarettes? Apparently my dad did when he was young but he hasn’t since I’ve known him.

What is your favourite Thanksgiving food? Stuffing and mashed potatoes. Basically anything but the turkey.

Did you leave the house today? If so, where did you go? Nope. We have to go grocery shopping tomorrow night tho.

When you cook, do you clean as you go or clean it all up at the end? I try to clean as I go but once things kick into high gear, that falls to the wayside.

What letter does your surname begin with? K.

What is one food you couldn't live without? I think I could learn to live without anything.

Do you know how to whistle? I do!

Have you eaten cake today? Nope.

Have you ever tried Turkish coffee? Can’t say I have.

When was the last time you were at a church and why? I don’t remember the last time but it was probably some point in early 2011 for a regular church service. Once I started working, I would purposefully pick up shifts on Sunday mornings so I would have an excuse to avoid going.

Do you know anyone who was born overseas? Uhhh..I don’t think so actually!

Have you put something in the trunk of your car this week? I don’t think so actually!

What was the last hot thing you ate for breakfast? A bagel yesterday morning!

Who does most of the chores in your house? We split them but I do do more since I work from home.

Did you have a New Years kiss this year? Every year since 2013!

Do you prefer to eat carrots raw or cooked? Both are good at different times!

What was the last type of cheese you ate? Cheddar!

What was the first video game you remember playing? Sims.

Do you have a newspaper or magazine subscription? Nah.

What is your favourite flavour of Skittles? I don’t love Skittles tbh.

What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up today? My dog was stepping on my hair because she was trying to get around me to crawl under the covers.

Do you get a lot of snow where you live? Yeah, sadly.

Have you ever met a famous political figure? Nah. The only one I would honestly be down to spend time with would be Bernie Sanders.

Have you ever lost important information from a computer or laptop? Our computer crashed when I was in like the 6th grade and we lost everything but it wasn’t too big of a deal. What important info did anyone have in 2004?

Do you have to go to school or work tomorrow? I have some work stuff I need to do, yeah.

Have you consumed dairy today? Nope.

How do you feel about flying on airplanes? I don’t love it but it’s a lot faster than driving.

What's your favourite sandwich filling? I love a good rotisserie chicken, cheese, mayo, sriracha, and spinach sandwich but I haven’t had one in forever because vegetarian.

Have you slept for longer than usual today? Nope.

Is anybody else in the room you're in? My pup.

Have you ever been to a drive-in theatre? Yes!

Have you ever smoked a cigarette? No.

Do you know if you're left-brained or right-brained? An equal amount of each I think tbh.

If you have a Facebook account, how many friends do you have on it? 140ish.

Have you consumed alcohol today? If so, what? Newp.

Who was the main cook of your Thanksgiving meal last year? Me.

Have you ever donated unwanted clothing? That’s what I do with it.

What is your favourite kind of pie? Apple.

Do you remember how old you were when you learned to tie your shoelaces? 4ish.

Who taught you how to ride a bike? Me.

Who is the third contact in your phone? My husband’s step mom.

Do you have a passport? If so, how many stamps do you have in it? Yup, a handful.

What is your favourite chocolate bar? Kinder Buenos.

Have you ever been dumped really harshly? Nope.

Have you ever taken classes for a musical instrument? Yup, flute and trumpet.

Do you have your license? If so, what car do you drive? Yup, none of your beeswax.

Have you ever been on vacation with someone other than your family? I mean, my husband but technically he is my family??

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Have you ever tried Turkish Delight? Yeah. We read The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe in grade school and so our teacher brought in Turkish delight so we could try it. It was not as good as the book described.

Do you have a Vietnamese restaurant in your town or city? Nope.

Do you or have you ever owned a portable gaming console? Yup. I have a Switch!

Have you ever been in a car with a sunroof? I’m sure.

Do you have to have an occasion to eat out or do you just do it for fun? We usually eat out on occasions but we also eat out for fun too!

Have you opened a letter today? I haven’t checked the mail yet today.

How far away is the closest cinema from your house? There’s one that’s like a mile away and another that's probably 2.

Have you ever been to the emergency room? A couple times.

Are you one of those people who can’t go without their morning coffee? I’ve literally never drank a cup of coffee in my life.

Have you ever worn fake eyelashes? I wear them all the time. Literally just yesterday.

Do you know the story of how your parents met? If so, tell me? They met online.

What is your favourite fruit? Watermelon.

What was the last photograph you took? lol a titty pic.

What is your favourite Chinese food? Lo mein and cream cheese rangoon.

Would you ever work at a movie theatre? Not by choice.

Do you have a phone charger in your car? Nope.

Where is your favourite place to get breakfast? I don’t love breakfast.

What is your favourite summer fruit? Watermelon!

Do you live far from your parents? A decent distance.

Have you ever submitted a video to Funniest Home Videos? Nope.

What was the first sport you learned how to play? Baseball.

Do you have a headache at the moment? Nope.

Are your parents still together? My bio parents aren’t, no.

What was the last type of smoothie you drank? A strawberry/celery one. I was trying to find a replacement for bananas. Didn’t work.

Do you think you have a wide vocabulary? A moderate one I suppose.

What was the last hot food you ate? Pasta for dinner last night.

Have you ever seen a meteor shower? I don’t think so, actually.

Describe your current position. Sitting on the couch with my legs up on the coffee table.

Have you used a microwave today? I haven’t used a microwave in years.

What is your favourite mobile app? Probably TikTok.

Where did your first kiss take place? The Tampa International Airport.

What was the last electronic device you purchased? I bought the new iPhone for Christmas.

What is your state’s capital city? Woop.

Is there a fresh juice bar in your town or city? Not that I know if.

Do you go to the gym or do you exercise at home? The gym.

How far away from your house is the closest beach? A long ways.

Have you ever slept through an alarm? Oh yeah.

Do you have any celebrity crushes? Not overly.

Do you prefer going out for coffee or brewing your own? I don’t like coffee.

Have you consumed caffeine today? If so, in what form? Nope.

Do you have lactose intolerance or know anyone who does? My husband. Sure doesn’t stop him tho lol.

Do you know anyone who follows a raw vegan diet and lifestyle? Not personally, no.

Have you killed a bug this week? Nope.

What was the first food you learned how to cook? Eggs.

Do you have a Bachelor’s degree? If so, what in? Nope.

How many email accounts do you have? 3! One business, one personal, and a gmail account because you need one for YouTube.

Can you go see a doctor alone or do you like to take someone with you? I would never go to the doctor alone. Always take a witness.

Have you ever made your own pasta noodles from scratch? I’ve always wanted to but never have!

Have you ever been overseas? If so, where? Nope.

How long is your average shower? Maybe 10 minutes.

How close is the nearest park from your house? A few blocks!

Which household chore do you hate the most? Putting laundry away.

Do you use a dryer or put your clothes on a line? Dryer. Sadly we don’t have a backyard so we can’t put it on a clothesline.

Have you ever been to an all-you-can-eat buffet? Yes!

What does your middle name begin with? L.

Who was the last person to call you on the phone, and did you answer? Beebs and of course!

Can you see out any windows from where you are? I can see out them but not fully.

Do you like pineapple on pizza? I don’t mind the flavor but I just don’t like the texture.

What colour is your soap? The one in the kitchen is clear but the one in the kitchen is a soft yellow.

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When was the last time you went to the dentist? Did you have any work done? Oh lord, it’s been a while. I just had a cleaning and probably some cavities filled!

Open any social media site. Who's the first person on your feed? Issa ad for Colourpop.

What's the closest store to your house? Used to be a Kmart until covid hit last year.

How much sleep per night do you usually get? Usually 8 hours!

Were you born in the state you now live in? Nope.

What's your favourite type of cake? Cheese!

Do you like to go out to nightclubs? What would you usually wear? I’ve never been. It doesn’t sound like a good time.

Have you ever been hit in the face? Many times, always on accident.

Do you wear glasses? Yup!

What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? I loved them when I was a teenager!

Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Half and half. Sometimes I'm one, sometimes I'm the other.

Who was the last person you argued or disagreed with? Probably Beebs!

Do you know how to cook? What's your favourite thing to cook? I do! I love making a good pasta, it makes me feel very profesh.

Have you ever been on a plane for more than 10 hours? Noooo.

What was the last thing you put in the trash? Fabric scraps.

Are you sitting down right now? Yup! On the couch.

Have you ever worked night shifts? A couple of them but never in succession

How do you usually style your hair? Every day is different.

Is your fridge full or empty at the moment? It’s on the empty side. I need to go grocery shopping.

What shoes do you wear to work? I work from home.

When was the last time you mopped a floor? Oh lord. It’s been a while, the floors really need to be mopped.

What's your favourite type of juice? Apple or orange.

What colour looks best on you? I have neutral undertones so I look good in all colors.

Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Beebs!

Would you want a Bachelor/Bachelorette party before you get married? I didn’t have one and I’m not sad about it. I’m not a drinker.

Do you have a skincare routine? What does it involve? Yes! If I’m wearing makeup, I take off my eye makeup with a wipe, I remove my face makeup with a cleansing oil, then I use a cleanser, a hyaluronic acid serum, moisturizer, and then an oil.

Have you ever had a professional massage I haven’t. The thought of other people touching me is...not my idea of a good time.

What was the last thing you baked in an oven? Nachos.

How much cash do you have on your person right now? $140 maybe?

Where do you like to shop for groceries? Walmart!

Who do you put down as an emergency contact? My huband.

What did you have for breakfast today? Leftover pasta from last night.

Do any household chores need to be done right now? Oh yeah, it’s a mess. I need to put laundry and dishes away, the kitchen needs to be cleaned, the bathroom sink needs to be wiped down, bed needs to be made, makeup brushes need to be washed, garbage needs to be taken out...again, a mess.

Have you ever played on a poker machine? Nope.

What type of gas do you put in your car, if you have one? Regular.

When was the last time you smoked a cigarette, if ever? Never.

Do you know how to roast a turkey? I know the basics but I could easily figure it out with some googling.

How do you feel right now? Anxious.

What do you like to put on your sandwiches? Mayo, sriracha, chicken, and whatever kinda cheese we have on hand is my go to.

Is there a train station close to where you live? Not super close. Maybe a few miles away.

Do you check the mail every day? Yup!

What was your first crush's name? McCallie.

Can your name be shortened to become a nickname? Yep!

What was the last bill you paid? Ummmm...internet maybe?

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How many hours did you sleep last night? 6ish!

What was the last type of bird you remember seeing? Probably a crow. We have a lot of those around here for some reason.

List all the things on your bedside table right now. If memory serves, a stack of books, a Google Hub, a coaster, a pair of sunglasses, and my water cup from last night.

Have you ever been to Canada? Yuuup.

Who is the biggest show-off you know? My little brother.

What is your favourite condiment to put on fries? Depends on the fries but typically ranch.

Are you content right now? I’m alright.

Do you know anyone who has to wear glasses when they're driving? Technically everyone who wears glasses also has to wear them while they’re driving but my father in law only wears them while he drives.

Have you ever had braces? I was able to narrowly escape them by getting an appliance.

How's the condition of your hair right now? It’s in a bun so it’s contained but if it wasn’t, it would be a mess.

Do you usually take the stairs or the elevator? Always elevator haha.

What salads do you usually get on your Subway order? ....I get a sandwich when I go to subway, like a normal person.

Have you ever made your own cocktails at home? Not really.

Have you seen all the Star Wars films? Beebs made me watch one and I gave him a BJ to get out of watching it.

Are you hungry right now? I’m alright!

Do you need a key card to get into the building you live in? Newp.

What colour is the car you drive or ride in most often? White.

Do you make lists to keep yourself in order? Definitely.

The last person you kissed: did it mean something or not? Of course!

Do you have any secret hiding places? A couple!

Have you ever thrown or dropped a coin off a building? Uh, no? what if it hit someone?

What was the last takeout food you had? We had Chinese last night.

Why are you taking surveys right now? Becauseeee I’m procrastinating doing anything productive.

Are your eyes the same colour they were when you were a baby? Yup. I slept for my first day of life and nurses kept having to prick my foot to see if I was alive and when I opened my eyes, they were brown.

Do you take the pickle off your burgers? I order them without.

Is it AM or PM right now? AM!

What is your favourite soda? Sprite.

Have you ever played beer pong? Noooo.

Have you been to school or work today? Newp.

Who do you share your bathroom with? My husband.

Is there something more important you should be doing right now? Not really.

Have you ever stepped in chewing gum? A couple times, yeah.

Do you feel like life is pretty repetitive sometimes? Oh yeah.

Do you know anyone named Eamonn? I’ve never even heard of that name before.

Where are you sitting/standing/lying right now? Sittin’ on the couch.

Are you angry with anyone at the moment? Why? Not really, no!

What colour is your bed frame? The headboard is this gorgeous vintage round wood one with gold accents. We thrifted it for $5 and I’m still jazzed about it.

Have you ever kissed someone you met that day? Technically??

Do you share a bed with anyone? Yup!

Name all the people you know that you've seen today. Just Beebs and the baby dog.

What colour were the last shoes you wore? Brown.

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what did your outfit look like today? I’m wearing jean shorts and a Thrasher T-shirt!

who were the last five people to text you? Beebs, my mom, a new friend I met on Bumble BFF, my sister, and a friend from high school.

how old were you when we entered a whole new century? I was a few days shy of turning 26.

what is your favorite scent? Beebs’ back on a Saturday morning.

think of the last person you talked to face-to-face. what is your honest opinion of them? I think he’s literally the greatest human ever made.

what noises can you hear around you? The AC is pretty loud.

look to your left. what do you see? A side table with cups on it, a plant, a closet door, the fridge, a stand with a bunch of trinkets on it, and Beebs’ tool bag because he was helping me hang art the other day.

think of the last two people you kissed. who was more fun? Only kissed the one!

so, whatcha doing this weekend? Road tripppp!

have you or anyone you know seen a ghost/made contact with one? No bc ghosts aren’t real lol.

where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex? A JC Penney fitting room I guess?

if you have graduated high school do you think you had the full high school experience? or, if you’re still in high school, do you think you’re getting the full high school experience? I don’t think I did. High school sucked and ours was so small that we didn’t even have lockers or a cafeteria. 

were you a cute baby? I actually was. And I don’t find many babies cute. I was an ugly ass kid tho.

how are you feeling today? Anxious and my tummy hurts.

if your house was burning down and you only had sixty seconds to grab one or two things, what would you grab and why? Assuming my dog and my husband are out safe, I would probably grab our memory box. Everything else can be replaced but those can’t.

out of all the concerts you have been to, which band/singer was the best performer? Absolutely Paramore.

what was your favorite book to read when you were a kid?

Harry Potter, all the way baybeeee.

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29.

Who’s your favorite comedian? Bo Burnham.

Aren’t you sick of all the *Are We Alike?* surveys? I don’t think I take those.

Do you think there’s anything you did better, when you were younger? I was a lot better at living in the moment.

Would you take the advice you give others? Definitely. I wouldn't tell anyone else to do something I wouldn’t do myself.

What did you have for lunch yesterday? I honestly don’t remember.

What’s one thing that you would change about yourself physically? Ooooh yes.

What song has made you cry? I honestly don’t cry when listening to music very often.

How would you define success? Completing a goal you set for yourself.

Who was the craziest teacher you’ve ever had? One of my math teachers used to always call on me as a joke because he knew I was shit at math and when I said I didn't know, he would respond, “of cooourse you don’t, because you’re stupid”. He would also legitimately S C R E A M at his classes when too many people got the answers wrong in a row and kicked a filing cabinet so hard once when he was angry that he broke a toe. Good ol’ christian education.

Do you think the Earth will face an apocalypse one day? I mean...everything comes to an end I guess. I don’t understand the obsession with the apocalypse though.

What’s the last thing you got paid to do? Work.

What’s the one thing you could eat everyday? Cream cheese rangoon and I would be a happy, happy girl.

What do you hate about yourself? I hate living in this stupid brain that gets anxious over literally e v e r y t h i n g.

What’s your favorite alcoholic drink? I don’t like alcohol.

Are you hyper today? Nah, pretty melancholy.

Do you have a Neopets account? I never deleted mine so I assume its still there.

What’s your life philosophy? Be the person you needed when you were young.

What was the last thing you talked to your friends about? Beebs just got out of the shower and told me he was getting a coffee and asked if I needed anything.

If you are interested in going out with someone, what do you do? Well I’m married so if I wanna go somewhere, I just ask. But beforehand, my approach was to just quietly love them from far away and never speak to them. Worked great.

Do you ever go to the beach? Sadly there isn’t one around here.

Would you rather have a cup of coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? Hot chocolate!

How’s your hair looking right now? It’s in a bun but it’s pretty okay.

What’s something your mother always says? Rude things, lol.

What’s something your dad always says? Bigoted things, lol.

What’s your favorite thing to wear? Comfy things.

Have you ever had a near-death experience? One time we were driving on the highway after a freak snow storm in the middle of May and we were listening to Michael Jackson, just jammin, and the next thing I knew, we were staring at the car behind us and then we flew ass first into the ditch. Apparently we’d hit a patch of ice and just lost control of our car. We easily could have died but thankfully nobody hit us.

What do you order at Starbucks? Strawberry açaí refresher + lemonade + light ice + no berries.

What kind of exercise do you enjoy? Swimming and sex.

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had, and what was it from? I ran into a dumpster and sliced my head open.

Do you still have any of your childhood toys? If so, what? Probably at my mom’s house.

Did you have a Precious Moments colouring book? Oh I’m sure.

Don’t you miss being 13? Ehhhh. I don’t miss being a kid and having to live by other people’s rules.

How’d you react to receiving your very first pimple? I thought it was cool. I only had 5 pimples by the time I turned 18...now I get them all the time. Tell me how that's fair.

What’s your favorite day of the week? Friday.

What room of your house do you spend the most time in? Either the living room or the bedroom.

Do you have MSN, Yahoo, or Skype? I used to!

What is your biggest turn-on? It’s nothing I can put into words, it’s just a feeling you get when you’re with someone and you know they’re special.

If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be? Just somewhere on vacation, idk where.

Do you ever have any problems just *moving on*? Depends on the topic.

Do you collect anything? Just lots of vintage items--the Sears Merry Mushroom collection, creepy baby angel wall art, fabric, vintage Coach bags (the nice leather ones, not the ones covered in ugly C’s), anything that feels 70′s, etc. I also collect makeup!

If you saw a shooting star, what would you wish on it? Happiness.

Do you like rollercoasters? Absolutely not.

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for someone else? One Christmas I got Beebs a leather bracelet with the coordinates of our first kiss, our first home, and where we got married engraved on it. At least, that’s his answer.

How do you celebrate Halloween? I dress up and take pictures for instagram lol.

Who is your favorite villain? Bill Cipher is pretty creepy.

Do you have a favorite coloring book artist? I didn’t know that was a genre of artist.

How many pairs of shoes do you own? Over 25, under 50.

Have you ever wanted to model? I didn’t but uh, here we are.

When you want to unwind, how do you relax? Cuddle up with Beebs.

How do you react when someone you know’s having a freak out? Well I ask them what they need from me and then I do that.

Have you ever seen someone have a seizure? A cat once.

Do you have a phobia? Butterflies.

Who is your hero? Beebs.

If you were to commit a crime, what would it be? Stealing puppies.

Have you ever used drugs? I smoked weed once and had a psychotic break so uh, not doin’ that again.

How would you define what you want out of life? I just want to be happy.

What’s your favorite car? I want a Tesla, honestly. 

#survey

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28.

What colour is the photo frame closest to you? Gold!

Are your pets asleep right now, if you have any? She was but she just got up to go get water I think.

Would you have any idea what your parents are doing right now? They just went to my cousin’s wedding so I think they’re on their way home now.

How many windows (roughly) does your house have? 16 I think?

Do you have a good relationship with your cousins? When I was younger we were all close but they’re all either insane or bigoted as hell so I have no real desire to keep a relationship with any of them.

What was the last kids movie you saw? We watched Wish Dragon the other day but it was really cute!

Do you know anyone who was born in Africa? Yes! A few guys on my husband’s crew are from Africa.

Have you ever been to an internet cafe? At this day in age, aren’t all cafes internet cafes?

Are there any upcoming events for you to look forward to? We’re going on a lil road trip soon and I’m pretty pumped for that.

Has the year gone quickly for you so far? This year has flown, man.

How many siblings does your significant other have? 4 but one committed suicide a few years ago and I’m honestly not convinced he doesn’t have any other siblings he doesn’t know about. His dad is a bit of a slut.

Are you one of those people who can drink vodka straight? I can, I don’t want to tho.

Have you ever done three or more shots in a row? Yes.

Do you share a middle name with any of your friends? With my mom.

What was the last movie you saw in theatres? Dracula.

How many pairs of jeans do you own? Ummm...over 10 but under 20. Somewhere in there.

When was the last time you showered? The day before yesterday.

Do you know the name of the pharmacist at your local drug store? I do not, haha.

What was the first cellphone you had and how old were you when you got it? Oh lord. It was a pink Samsung flip phone and I think I was in the 8th grade.

Do you use public transport in your town or city? Newp.

Have your parents ever worked in a factory? My dad worked at a pig plant when I was younger if that counts.

Do you have several best friends? A few!

How many lights are in the room you're in? One overhead light and two lamps.

Is there a Hard Rock Cafe in your town or city? Newp.

Do you eat fast food more than once a week? Definitely.

What flavour is your toothpaste? Mint?

Have you ever shared a shower or bath with someone as an adult? I raaaarely shower alone lol.

When was the last time you had a bubble bath? A few months ago.

Are you sleepy right now? Not really!

How big is your backyard? We don’t have one!

Do you know anyone with Tourette's Syndrome? Not personally, no!

What time does your alarm wake you up in the morning? Beebs is my alarm and it’s usually 9:30-9:45.

What was the last zoo you visited? Our tiny little local one.

Do you like crime films and tv shows? Depends on the show but they’re certainly not my favorite.

When you shop, do you take a basket or a cart (trolley)? Depends on how much stuff I need!

Have you ever tasted milk straight from the cow? Yes! My aunt and uncle have cows and I used to milk them when I visited. It was actually pretty fun. The milk has a very...interesting odor when its fresh tho.

What's your favourite sleeping position? On my tummy with my leg up haha.

What colour is the bra you're wearing? As if I’d be wearing a bra while being at home lol. I barely put one on to go out.

Have you ever seen A Clockwork Orange? I haven’t, actually!

Are you bitter about anything? Definitely.

Do you like to make games out of chores to make them more enjoyable? I do!

How many letters are in your best friend's surname? 6, 7, 5, and 5.

Is there anything in your possession that probably shouldn't be? Newp.

What is your favourite flavour of yoghurt? Strawberry or vanilla.

What was the first online account you remember having? Oh god...either Neopets or Whyville.

Do you listen to music to fall asleep? Nope.

Where did you go last time you left your town or city? A different city to go thrifting.

Do you use emojis? Definitely. I don’t feel like I can properly express my emotions without them.

Have you ever wanted to be a lawyer? I can’t argue without crying so I don’t exactly think I would be the best at that.

What percentage of battery does your phone currently have? 86%

What was the last type of soda you drank? A coke slushie, if that counts!

How far away from your house is your favourite place to shop for clothes? Couple miles!

Do you have supplies handy right now to draw something if I told you to? Not on me at this exact moment in time but I have them in the house.

Have you ever been married? Yup!

What does your deodorant smell like? Cocoa butter, apparently.

Is your bedroom more messy or clean at the moment? Not messy but the bed is unmade and there are some clothes on the floor.

Do you use Twitter? I don’t really post anything, I just watch what other people are doing sometimes.

Are you any good at baking cakes and cookies from scratch? I’m a great baker, yeah!

Is there a floor lamp in your bedroom? Newp.

What does most of your weekly or fortnightly income go towards? I section it out into whatever bills we have coming out, savings, groceries, gas, and then a portion that we both get to spend on whatever we want.

Do you have any hidden piercings? (this includes bellybuttons) Nope, they’re all pretty visible!

What month is your birthday? January.

What can you hear right now? I’m listening to the Bo Burnham Inside soundtrack.

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Does your middle name begin with letters A-G? Newp.

What is your state's largest city? I honestly don’t know. There are a few big ones, I’m not sure which is the biggest.

Pick your three favourite vegetables. Potatoes, bell peppers, and onions.

Have you ever broken a movie or game disc? Nope!

What colour are your brother's eyes? They both have blue eyes, albeit different shades.

What are you feeling right now? I feel pretty content right now.

Do you watch Law & Order: Special Victims Unit? Newp.

How many flights of stairs are in your house? 5 different staircases I guess.

Have you ever played a drinking game? Which ones? Nope.

Do you often feel excluded? Constantly.

Are you good with managing your finances? Yup! My bills are paid and we have a savings so I think we’re pretty good.

Do you have an accountant? Nope.

Did you ever play Neopets when you were younger? I did!

Have you ever been to Mexico? No, sadly.

How big is your bathroom? Pretty tiny.

How many friends do you have on Facebook? 140ish I think.

Do you regularly check anyone's profile online? Hehehe sometimes.

What is the closest pizza place to your house? A local pizza joint.

What age did your mum stop helping you clean your room, if she ever did? Probably like 7-8?

What colour is your toothpaste? Blue.

Have your parents ever worked in medicine? Yup.

Do you have any silly nicknames or pet names? Oh yeah. We’re a family of nicknames.

Are you any good at drawing? I am, actually! 

Is there anything unusual about your house? I don’t believe so.

Can you maintain a text conversation or do you run out of things to say? Oh definitely. I’m the master of small talk.

How old will you be turning in 2020? I turned 26!

Have you ever met anyone with Multiple Personality Disorder? It’s dissociative identity disorder, actually, but I haven’t.

What is your favourite type of cookie? Shortbread, chocolate chip, and peanut butter!

Do you spell things the way I do? (colour, favourite, flavour etc.) Nope.

When was the last time you painted your nails? Maybe a month ago.

Does taking surveys make you sleepy? Nope!

How many vowels are in your mother's full name? 8!

Do you find it hard to talk to strangers, even people who work in stores? Nooo. I always chit chat with employees. I used to be a cashier and the worst customers were the ones who ignored me or treated me like I wasn’t human. The least you can do is have a chat with your cashier.

Have you ever tasted goat's milk? I have not!

Are you a fidgety person? Literally always.

How many serious relationships have you been in? Just the one!

Did you ever take classes for a musical instrument when you were younger? Yup, flute and trumpet.

Is there anything going on outside your window? Newp.

What was your favourite board game as a child? Trouble was definitely my favorite.

Do you listen to Rise Against? Nope.

When was the last time you congratulated someone? Knowing my friends, probably on a pregnancy.

Have you ever taken care of a newborn baby? Soooo many. I had a ton of younger siblings, my parents were foster siblings for a while, I babysat all my parents’ friends’ children, and I’ve babysat some of my friends’ kids as an adult. I’m very good with babies and a master swaddler. Kinda funny how I don’t want any babies of my own.

How old were you when you got your ears pierced? 8 but then they got infected and closed up so I got them redone when I was like 10 and my second holes done when I was 12.

Do you snore when you sleep? My husband tells me I do but he also snores like a chainsaw, so.

Have you ever been 10-pin bowling? Is that regular bowling?

Do you have your own bowling ball and shoes? Nope.

What was the last type of burger you ate? A veggie burger.

Have you cried in the past week? I literally cried yesterday.

What will you rate this survey? 10/10! Different, interesting questions, and a nice length.

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Have you ever been in weather below 0 Fahrenheit (-17 Celsius)? ...yes. Literally every year. There’s usually a week or two in January when it gets down to -50 to -75 F. 

Have you ever been caught outdoors away from shelter during a thunderstorm? Maybe when I was a teenager? I’ve definitely been caught in the rain, not sure about a thunderstorm tho.

What’s your favorite macaron flavor? I’ve actually never had a macaron! But I don’t like meringue so I don’t think I’d enjoy them.

How often do you have friends over to your house? Literally never.

Have you ever had a boss who acted unprofessionally? YES. The assistant manager at the last job I had was insane. She tried to tell me that I wasn’t allowed to leave town on the weekends in case they needed me. LOL girl bye.

How many times have you stayed at a hotel in the past year, and where? 0, covid.

Have you ever done a flip on a trampoline? Noooo.

What about a flip off of a diving board? I’ve never even been on a diving board.

Are you embarrassed by your school yearbook photos?  I believe in the 10th or 11th grade I hated them but I was on the yearbook committee so I finessed some new ones to put in hehehe.

Who taught you to tie your shoelaces? I believe I learned at school.

Currently how many pictures are on your cellphone? 9,008.

Do you think dimples are cute? Oh hell yeah.

Would you rather chew fruity or minty gum? Minty.

The last time you went to the mall, who did you go with? Beebs!

What’s something you used to collect when you were younger? Rocks and lip balm.

Have you watched a movie today? Yes! We went to see Dracula.

Aside from your own, whose house did you last set foot into? We went to an indoor garage sale a couple weeks ago.

Do you love soft pretzels? They’re alright. They smell better than they taste in my opinion.

Who was the last person who cried around you? Why did they start crying? Was it unexpected? Does my dog count? Bc she’s just a drama queen and I wouldn’t expect anything less from her.

Are you more likely to like someone before you really know them, or do you feel you like them more after you know a lot about them? True love is when you like them a ton before you actually really know them and then like them even more after.

Do you buy people cards on special occasions, or do you prefer to make your own? I honestly think cards are a huge waste of money so if I do give one, I made it. But I have a Circuit and I’m pretty creatively inclined so it’s pretty easy.

When was the last time you were being hypocritical? It sounds pompous but I honestly think I'm too self aware to by hypocritical.

Where on your body was the last cramp you had? Why did you have this cramp? My hip, because I was sitting weird.

What is the weirdest name you’ve ever heard? Someone I know named their kid Emanda. Unsure if its pronounced ee-manda or just regular Amanda. Haven’t wanted to ask. Another named their kid Albrea. I just call her Algebra. And another named their kid Annekke, pronounced Anika. She will forever be a-neek-ee to me.

Do you get embarrassed when people hear you sing/compliment you on your singing ability? Bold of you to assume I ever let anybody sing.

Are you good at comforting people when they’re upset? I’m the big sister to like a bajillion children. Yes I’m good at it.

Do you have any exercises you do everyday? Newp.

Do you own one of those singing fish? Do you think they are silly or funny? Hahaha I don’t but I literally just saw a Billy Bass at a thrift store yesterday. They were funny then and they’re funny nostalgic now.

Has anyone ever accused you of being bipolar or any other mental disorder? Do you really have any mental disorders? I have a pretty severe anxiety disorder but no one’s accused me of having it because like...it’s pretty obvious? 

Did you buy the last thing you bought with your own money? If not, whose money did you buy it with? Haha yes! We bought movie tickets, a drink, and peanut butter m&ms.

Do you like to put your feet up on the dashboards of cars? Do you parents yell at you if you do that in cars? Our car is too short for that but yeah, my parents always yelled at me for it when I was young.

Which Beatle is your favorite, or do you love them all equally? I wouldn’t say I loved any of them but John Lennon is absolute hot garbage.

Do you enjoy classic rock? If so, who are some of your favorite classic rock artists? Uh...not really?

Did you ever own a Tamagotchi? Yes! They were all the rage in the 6th grade.

Are you more of a dog or cat person?/ Dog, definitely.

Have you ever failed math? I very, VERY narrowly passed the last math course I needed to graduate and I did the math and because of the mark I got on my final, I should have failed by 3% but I got 1% over what I needed to pass. Pretty sure my math teacher just didn’t want to deal with me taking the course over so he passed me BUT my math could have been wrong, haha.

Skittles! What's your favorite color? Lordt. I haven’t purchased skittles in ages. I think I remember red being my favorite?

Have you ever had a dream of stabbing someone? Yeah, actually.

What would you want your last words to be if you could choose them? I would just want my husband to know how much I love him and that I’ll be waiting for him in whatever form of afterlife there is.

Can you sleep with the light on? If I'm dead tired.

What’s the most bizarre horror movie you’ve ever seen? I mean...Dracula is supposed to be a horror movie. The only thing horrific about it was the acting.

What band can’t you stand listening to? I honestly can’t think of one right now.

Would you ever take a lie detector test for your significant other? I mean, if I had to? But we trust each other 100% and I’m brutally honest about everything so he would never require that from me.

What is your favorite Mystery/Crime/FBI related show? Murder, Mystery, & Makeup Mondayssss! Sha na sha sha na sha sha na sha sha sha na shaaaaaaaa!

Would you ever have a bird as a pet? Absolutely not.

How's your relationship between you and your grandparents? I love my mom’s parents to bits. My grandma is one of my absolute favorite people in the world and my grandpa is very quiet but he has a lot of really sweet moments. My dad’s parents are awful fuckin people. My grandfather died like 5 years ago and I really had to try hard to feign sympathy about it to him. My grandmother is still kicking it but we haven’t spoken in over a decade for good reason. She also changed their joint Facebook account to just her Facebook account less than a week after he died loooool. She hated him as much as I did I think. And then my bio dad’s dad is dead but he was also a piece of shit but his mom is a sweetie. We facetime every so often and she holds the phone a grand total of 6 inches away from her face the entire time and tells me the same stories over and over. Bu

Ever had a forbidden love or lover? Newp.

Have you ever had to speak at a funeral? No, thank god.

Do you know someone who’s been cremated? My grandma’s dog.

What is your current problem? My eyes are blurry because I’m tired.

Do you like canopy beds? Tbh, canopy beds are the epitome of glamor in my eyes.

What is your favorite animated movie? Onward.

Would you rather live in a small town or a big city? I like medium cities. You won’t get mugged walking down the street, traffic doesn’t absolutely suck, and you can get clear across town in 15 minutes.

If you could summon any animal to come to your rescue, what animal would it be and why? Uh? Why am I in trouble? Why can’t I call a human? What’s happening here?

Have you ever watched The Golden Girls? I tried watching a couple episodes but it didn’t pique my interest.

Did you ever like the Ninja Turtles? Noooo. Beebs loves them though so he tries to make me love them and it’s just not happenin, buddy.

Last alcoholic drink you had? No idea tbh.

What are you known for? For being talented and having big hair.

Has anyone ever threatened you? Oh yeah. There was this one guy who was constantly sending me really graphic messages about how he wanted to put a gun to my head and kill me or he hoped I would get XYZ and die. I tried to block him but he would immediately make 3 more accounts to send me the same shit.

Have you ever gone frog hunting? Noooo.

Do you ever suffer from dry skin? Yessss. My body is the Sahara.

Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal? No, I sleep with a husband.

What’s the weather like right this moment? It’s rainy!

Do you bite on straws, lollipop handles, or ice cream sticks? Nah.

In what type of area was your first sexual encounter? Beeb’s bedroom. His stepfather interrupted and made him come outside to talk to him for some reason and then very weirdly pointed out his half boner? V. uncomfortable all around.

Where is your mother’s side of the family descended from? Somewhere where white people come from idk.

What do you occupy your time with on flights? iPad games usually.

Do you dog-ear pages in books? No, I’m not a heathen.

What’s a made up word of yours? We call pickles ‘pickies’ and hamburgers ‘borgers’ or ‘borgs’ because we’re gross.

Do you use Q-Tips? In my ears? No. To clean out tight spaces of things I've thrifted? Yes.

Ever gone out with somebody you didn’t like? Noooo.

What hero or heroine do you most relate to in history, fiction, or song? ....No.

What makes you dizzy? Getting up too fast usually.

Are your parents liberal or conservative? Bleh, conservative. If you have liberal parents, consider yourself blessed.

Do you like your teeth? Did you have braces? I got away with having just an appliance/Invisaligns but I still don’t like my teeth. They’re perfectly straight and white enough but I have body dysmorphia and for some reason I think they’re atrocious and I hate them??? I can’t explain it.

Are you happy with your height? I’m 5′11 and I wish I was shorter sometimes. Hugging my husband would be easier.

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Section 1 – Who were you?

Think back as far as you can. What is the first memory you have? I think meeting my (now) dad for the first time when he and my mom were dating. I was very upset because he was short and that’s not what dads were supposed to look like in my 3 year old eyes since my bio dad was super tall.

What is something you remember enjoying very much as a small child? Playing Barbies, watching Barney, Happy Meals, being with my grandma.

How old were you, when you made your very first friend? Probably preschool.

Are you still friends with this person today? Facebook friends, yeah. Real friends, no.

Was there a story somebody read or told you that has stuck with you? No one ever read to me after I learned to read for myself so one day I was sick and I came home and curled up with my mom on the couch and asked her to read me a Little Mermaid book I had and she did, even though I had to get up to go shit myself halfway through and it meant a lot to me at the time.

What is something you get an immense feeling of nostalgia from? Hannah Montana for some reason. It was my favorite show and we didn’t get the Disney channel so whenever we went to a hotel, nobody could tell me fuckin NOTHING because we were watching Hannah Montana whether they liked it or not.

As a child, were you a sore loser or a sore winner? I was the only child for 8 years and then the oldest after that so I never lost at anything and now when I do, I feel like I'm the biggest piece of shit loser there’s ever been. So that’s fun.

Did you go through the "naked phase"? I learned that you didn’t have to sleep in pajamas and you could just sleep naked so I did it for a while but then realized that I much preferred pajamas.

Which television shows do you watch the most as a child? I loved TV so basically all of the 90′s/early 2000′s shows there were.

Did you play with siblings, neighbourhood kids or by yourself? Either with neighborhood/school kids or by myself. I didn’t ever really have siblings who weren’t my kids, if that makes sense.

Is there something you really miss from your childhood today? I miss back when everything was simple.

Section 2 – Likes and interests  

Would you ever like to try competitive pinball playing? Ummm, no.

Do you knit, crochet or cross stitch? I’m trying to teach myself to crochet.

Have you ever, or would you like to attend a gaming or comic convention? No thx.

What's your opinion on online multiplayer games? I really liked Among Us for a while there but I don’t really enjoy how rude everyone is on online games.

Do you like to go cycling? If so, where? Uh no.

Have you ever tried woodturning? If not, would you like to? Never tried it, don’t really have any desire to, but it can be relaxing to watch!

Do you enjoy drawing? If so, what do you usually draw? I do! I usually draw graphics for YouTube videos or doodle over Instagram photos, draw things to put on shirts with my Cricut, etc. I use my iPad for so many things.

Have you ever attended a painting class? If so, what did you create? I haven’t but I would like to!

How about a creative writing course? If so, did you get any feedback? I took Creative Writing literally every year it was offered in high school and I always got awards for having the top marks in the class.

What is your favourite form of exercise? No thank you.

Section 3 – People  

Who is the most important person in your life (besides yourself)? My husband.

Do people generally approach you easily? I think so!

Do you get along with people well? If not, what's the problem? Yeah! I’m pretty friendly and easy going.

Do you enjoy being in crowds or do you prefer your own company? I would much prefer my own company than crowds.

Which one of your friends have you known the longest? I still talk to the girl I was best friends with in the 6th grade on occasion so like 17-18 years?

Do you find it easy to make friends now? If not, what makes it difficult? As an adult who works from home, making friends is hard as fuck. 

What is something about people that annoys you? Something I've noticed in recent years is just how entitled and greedy everyone is. Everybody wants something from you or for your skills to benefit them without them putting in any work or paying you for your time. It’s just gross.

What is something about people that you really like? We have really, really harsh winters and if you ever find yourself in the ditch for whatever reason, there will be a lineup of cars stopped behind you to help you push it out or let you chill in their car while you wait for a tow truck. On the really bad blizzard days, there are groups of men in big trucks that literally L I V E to go around and help pull people’s cars out of the ditch. It’s the only time I feel like there’s actually a sense of community around here.

If you live alone, what would be your criteria for a roommate? I honestly would never have a roommate because they could either be your friend or a stranger and living with friends is a good way to ruin a friendship if your living styles aren’t similar and living with a stranger just sounds like a nightmare.

How about criteria for a spouse, if you're single? I am married but my criteria was honestly that I just wanted him to be kind and funny and I got that tenfold with my husband.

In general, what's your attitude towards people? I can’t stand to be around grumpy people. If all you do is gripe and complain about literally everything, I’m out. No thank you. Why is your hobby being angry? Take up knitting or something for christ’s sake.

Section 4 – Habits

What is something you do every day without fail? Baby talk the dog and snuggle with Beebs.

What is your typical breakfast? I’m a leftovers for breakfast kinda gal but lately I’ve been having a bagel and watermelon.

Which article of clothing do you like to wear the most? I loooove me a good baggy T-shirt and booty shorts.

Is there a TV show you watch habitually? We’re currently watching Unhhhh while we eat dinner every night, haha!

Where do you usually spend most of your day? I really only sit in 4 places--bed, the couch, my makeup/work desk, or my sewing desk. Depends on the day which one I’m at.

Is there a product that you do not want to run out of? Moisturizer. I’m a dry son of a bitch.

What is your preferred mode of transport? Car!

Do you usually have something playing in the background when you're home? Nah. I’m in silence a lot of the time.

Where do you usually get your groceries? Walmart for the bulk of it, a local grocery store for the specialty items, and Target if we ever run out of something midweek because I cannot handle Walmart more than once a week.

How often do you go to your local park? Like once or twice a month in the summer!

Which of your hobbies do you indulge in most often? Sewing and Sims currently!

Section 5 – Favourites and dislikes

What is your favourite fruit? Watermelon!

How about your favourite berry? Strawberries are the only berry I like.

Which food do you highly dislike? Fish. It’s all disgusting.

What is your favourite song, and why? I hate this question. Who can pick one definitive favorite song out of the bajillions of songs that have been written??

What is a movie you cannot stand? Anything with Seth Rogen in it, any movie that's got a 3+ after it (looking @ you, Fast & Furious), and all the fuckin’ superhero movies that have the same ‘ah yes, this undefeatable bad guy that we have absolutely no chance against and will undoubtedly kill us all--but we’re going to pull through at the last second with the power of friendship!’ plot line.

Which trait in a person do you find most appealing? I don’t know how to describe it--certain people just have that spark and you can always tell right away if they’ve got it or not and those are my favorite kind of people.

Which trait puts you instantly off? If they’re religious it’s an instant no from me, dog.

Who is an actor/actress who you dislike so much you can't watch them? I really, really dislike Tom Holland. I honestly think he’s a terrible actor.

What colour are your favourite shoes? White!

What is a smell that disgusts you to no end? B.O., on me or others. I just can’t deal with it.

Which door handle/door knob do you like the most in your home? They’re all the same.

Section 6 – Culture

What is something very typical to the culture of your home country? Apple pie and baseball are the only things coming to mind atm.

Do you enjoy art? If so, which form of art is the most enjoyable? I do! But I prefer art that you can look at and know the artist is incredibly gifted and/or has put in a ton of time and effort to master their skills. None of that million dollar paint smear on a canvas shit.

What is something about another country's culture you don't understand? I feel like other cultures take their family and their family’s approval way too seriously. That might be rich coming from someone who doesn’t have a very good relationship with their family but I just don’t understand what the point of making yourself miserable to make your family happy is.

Do you ever attend the theater? If so, which play did you see last? Last thing I saw in a theater was Shangela perform a drag show, haha!

How about the opera or the ballet? Nope.

Which dance troupe do you enjoy, if any? ...they still do that?

Do you attend concerts or gigs? If so, which band did you see last? Not as much as I’d like to as no one good really comes here very often. Last band we saw was X Ambassadors and Paramore!

Are you interested in foreign food? I’m not uninterested but I’m not super interested either.

If so, which country's cuisine do you enjoy the most? Chinese...albiet probably a very Americanized version of Chinese.

Do you enjoy stand-up comedy? If so, who is your favourite comic? I doooo! Bo Burnham and Drew Lynch are my favorites.

Do you contribute to culture in some way? If so, how? I try to? I’m an influencer so I definitely have a platform of a couple hundred thousand people. Not sure what exactly I contribute tho.

Section 7 – Charity

Do you volunteer your time to anything charitable? If so, what? Newp.

Do you donate money to any charities? If so, which ones? No. I don’t trust a lot of charities, to be quite honest. A lot of them are very shady and I’d rather donate money directly to someone who needed it rather than it getting tied up in a charity where it might never actually see the people they claim to be helping.

If you have pets, are any of them rescues from shelters? We adopted our dog from one of my husband’s coworkers but she probably would have gone to the shelter if we didn’t take her.

Do you donate your old clothes, linen etc. to charitable organizations? Yes! We almost always have a bag of donations in our trunk that we always forget to take to the thrift store when we go.

If someone you know is in need, is it in your nature to offer help? If I can, yes!

Have you ever donated Christmas presents to children of poor families? We used to do that when I was a kid.

Have you ever had to rely on other people's charity? One Christmas when I was really young I remember my parents signed up for a sponsorship through the Salvation Army where a family adopted us and bought us Christmas presents and Christmas dinner or whatever.

How do you feel about donating to charities endorsed by celebrities? I would never donate to a charity simply because it was sponsored by a celebrity but I guess its the easiest way for a charity to get the word out that they need donations.

Is there a charity you absolutely never ever will not trust? PETA, Salvation Army, Goodwill, and that breast cancer one with the horrible CEO.

Have you ever donated to a cause that had a person going door to door? No. I extra wouldn’t if someone came knocking on my door asking for money.

In general, what is your opinion on charity? I already did my rant about them, haha.

Section 8 – Entertainment

Which was the very first video game you remember playing? Ocarina of Time I believe!

Which was the very first film you remember watching? That I don’t remember. Maybe that Barney movie with the magic egg?

What is your go-to form of entertainment? TikTok usually.

Do you have a large collection of DVDs/Blu-Rays? Nah. We have a drawer but we usually stream everything.

How about music albums? Beebs collects vinyls!

Do you prefer to have your music on vinyls, tapes, CDs or digital? I prefer digital and Beebs likes vinyl.

When and where do you like to entertain yourself usually? Either the bed or the couch.

Do you ever binge watch shows? If so, what are you binging now? Usually! I’m sadly in between shows rn.

What kinds of books do you like to read, if any? I honestly don’t read anymore.

Is there a book series you're currently collecting? ..

Is entertainment something you prefer to enjoy alone or with someone else? I have my shows and then we have shows we watch together. So there’s a time and place for both!

Section 9 – Internet 

Do you always have access to the Internet, wherever you go? If not, why? Yup!

Which website do you frequent the most? Website website? Google. App website? Instagram or TikTok.

Which search engine do you prefer and trust the most? Googs.

What do you use the Internet the most for? Social media or entertainment.

Do you judge people who have their phones out all the time? If so, why? Random people? None of my business. But if we’re spending time together and I’m trying to have a conversation with you and you're not paying attention to me because your nose is glued to your phone, I’m gonna be pissed.

If your connection goes down, what do you do? Go do something that’s not on the internet?

Is there something you wish you could do online that isn't possible yet? I still wish you could smell things through the internet.

Do you remember the first time you used the Internet? When was it? Yes! I believe the 2nd/3rd grade?

What was a website you used to frequent that doesn't exist anymore? I loved the Disney website with all the games.

Do/Did you ever have your own website? That was the thiiiing back in the day.

Isn't it great how much knowledge and info we have at our fingertips? It’s great but also overwhelming.

Section 10 – And finally...

What is something you consider to be highly controversial? Politics, apparently.

What kinds of jokes do you like the best? I love a good pun.

Is there a person who makes you laugh effortlessly? Oh definitely.

Which part of your body do you like the least? My eyes.

What's something random, out of context you remember from your past? I don’t do well with really vague questions.

Do you wear shoes indoors? No, I’m not a heathen.

What's the silliest thing you've worn on your body in public? I don’t think I usually wear silly things.

What's the most important thing in your life right now? Just spending time with my fam. Trying to get over this anxiety.

What is the most distant point on the planet that you've been from home? Florida.

Do you enjoy trivia games? If so, which one's your favourite? We love some Trivial Pursuit in this house!

Are you more logical or emotional? My emotions take over and then my logic brings it back in. Equal parts, baby.

#survey

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24.

Who is your best friend, and how long have you known them for? My husband, since 2012!

Did your parents have high expectations for you to excel in school and go to college/university? They expected a lot from me in high school but I don’t think they ever planned for me or any of my siblings to go to college.

What's the worst jet lag you've experienced? I’ve never really dealt with a time change of more than a couple of hours.

Are you a polite person? I am!

When was the last time you went for a walk in a park? Maybe a month ago?

Do you ever feel super shitty about your appearance? Oh yeah. I’m working on it tho.

Have you ever been in a relationship where everything with your partner felt natural and effortless? My current one!

Have you ever been in a relationship where everything was difficult and rocky? Nope. If everything is super difficult in a relationship, it’s a pretty clear cut sign that you shouldn’t be in that relationship.

Do you know any computer programming languages? Nooo.

When was the last time you were in a really bad situation? It’s been a while, thankfully.

When you were a teenager, did your parents set rules about dating? My parents are a weird mix of like super religious and judgmental but then don’t give a single shit about what I actually did. Like we couldn’t watch iCarly because they said ‘oh my god’ or Good Luck Charlie because ‘they don’t set a good example of what a family should be’ but I never ever had a curfew and was allowed to be out until 4 am if I really wanted to and I had my own computer with no child locks on it. They also never ever gave me a sex talk or set up any rules or age limits on dating, they just told me not to have sex. But then I started dating my (now) husband at 18 and we absolutely had sex and they never really said much about it, so.

Have you ever lived with a person who you tried to avoid at all costs? My dad. Oops.

Have you ever committed a crime that directly harmed another person? No?!

Did you grow up in an urban, suburban, or rural area? Suburban/rural.

What is something all of your exes have in common? ...

Which disease do you personally think is the most horrible? I think they’re all horrible, that’s why they’re called diseases. But I’m most afraid of cancer.

What is your worst childhood memory? Just all the times my dad’s family was awful to me and I was told that it wasn’t worth saying anything about, I was too sensitive, and it was just how they were.

Do you remember where you first drove to after getting your license? Walmart, and my mom got mad at me for wasting gas to go there?

What was the best part of your day yesterday? My husband getting home. I miss him so much while he’s at work.

What did you get into trouble for the most when you were a kid? Talking back or being fat. Even though I look back now and A. Was not that fat and B. Was literally not even the tiniest bit sassy. I’m so much worse now lol.

What do you wish you could get paid for? Doing this would be pretty cool.

What is your biological sex? Female!

Are you in a heterosexual relationship? Yup, but I’m bi.

Do you know how a carbureted engine works? Haven’t the foggiest.

Have you ever hosted a dinner party? Nope.

Do you use online dating? Or do you use another method for finding dates? I’ve only ever been on MeetMe (which was MyYearbook at the time) which is kind of a dating site but I was only on there because my friend was and she wanted me to like her pictures. Then like 2 weeks later I met the guy I eventually married! Oops.

What is the oldest gaming console you own? Ummm...I guess the Switch?

Of all the houses you've lived in, which has been your favorite? Ugh we lived in this duplex when I was in the 6th & 7th grade and I fuckin loved that house for some reason. I wish I could buy it now and we could live in it. I would be able to do so much more to it than my parents did.

Do you get sunburned easily? Oh yeah. I’m WHITE white.

#survey

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Who was the last person you took a photo with? Was it self-taken? Beebs but he took it! He’s got selfie stick arms so he can always get the right distance but they’re always blurry. Irony.

Have you ever tried to learn another language? How did it go? I’ve tried but obviously I failed.

When was the last time you charged your phone? Last night while I slept.

So, what are your plans for the near future (a year)? I don’t know, honestly. I had a ton of goals going into 2020 that I’d had for years and then somehow I accomplished them all and now I feel a little aimless.

Do you prefer questions about trivial things, or more deep and meaningful? Depends on my brain power at the moment.

What can you hear right now? Tell me even the tiniest things. I'm listening to Bo Burnham, my phone just dinged, my typing, and my dog is crying at because she wants my watermelon.

Where did you last ride in a car to and why? Thrift store 1, thrift store 2, McDonald’s, Target, pretended we were going to TJ Maxx, and then home! I wanted to go thrifting, I was thirsty, Beebs needed coffee creamer, and there was a cop behind us and I don’t fuckin trust them so we pulled in and parked so he’d go tf away.

Tell me about a person that comes to your head whose name starts with M. A girl I went to school with named Mellissa.

Do you drink alcohol? How often? I’ll take a sip of Beebs’ wine like twice a year, because he got a new kind and wants me to taste it. It’s usually awful.

Do you have any bills that need to be paid right now? I need to pay our internet bill and I put our groceries on our credit card for the pointzzz and I need to pay that back.

Can you rap freestyle? Or at least sing raps from songs? I can kind of rap along to songs but I’m white so take that statement with a grain of salt.

Do you know anyone from the Philippines? I know someone from Saipan, which I believe is close to the Philippines? Google has informed me its like a 7 hour flight which isn’t suuuuper long but also not super close lol.

What was the last type of soup you ate? Tomato! It was gross, sadly. Almond milk does not work in soup.

Are you more logical or creative, or maybe somewhere in between? Super creative but also very logical. I feel like this question is in every survey?

Do you use bar soap or gel soap? Liquid soap.

What colour do you associate with the flavour mint? ...Is there an answer other than green?

When was the last time you had brunch? I haven’t had proper brunch at a restaurant since I was a kid.

Does your bedroom door have a lock on it? Do you have to use it? It doesn't but we also don’t ever close any of the doors in our house? Not much point when you live with your spouse and your dog and are completely comfortable with both.

How many times a year do you travel away from home? It depends! Usually like 3-6 depending!

Describe your go-to outfit to me, please. In the summer, denim shorts, a tucked in tee, and either Converse or Birks.

Do you like your job? Why or why not? It’s...great and awful all at the same time. Being an influencer seems really glamorous and fun because you’re always receiving gifts, getting to work with companies you personally love, your job is to put on makeup and take pretty pictures, and people are always paying attention to you and whatever, which is true! That part is really fun. But at the same time, it’s exhausting to always have to live your life on display. People tend to think you owe them more than you’re willing to give and constantly cross your boundaries. You’re rarely allowed to have emotions that aren’t inspiring. You never get to leave work. And it’s just really lonely because ‘regular’ people don’t understand what it’s like and the influencer community is so so so toxic. And when I try to make new friends, I typically lie about what I do because once people find out you’re an influencer, they all want clout and it’s just sad. So, again, great and awful all at the same time.

How about your boss? What's your boss like? I’m a bitch, man.

Do you have a credit card? Do you rely on it? We have two and both are paid off! I’m very proud of that haha. We never use the one but it has a really big limit so we keep it for emergencies and we use the other for things we want to pay off over the course of the month, like last month it was some car repairs and a mini road trip. But we keep it paid off every month.

Are you bitter about anything at the moment? Tell me about it. Not at this current moment.

What colour is your bath towel? I was literally just asked this, was I not?

Who was the last person you saw a movie at the cinema with? Who paid? Beebs! He used his card but we share the account, so.

Do you message friends and family on Facebook regularly? A couple of them, yeah.

What is the most played song in your iTunes (or other) library? No idea.

Have you ever shared a house with a significant other? For the last 8 years, yeah!

Do you have a song in your head? Do you remember how it got stuck there? All Eyes On Me by Bo Burnham, yeah!

When was the last time you did laundry? Ummm...last weekend I think?

Do you still have a landline phone in your home? Nope.

How are you feeling today? Happy, sad, or anything else? Grumpy.

What is your favourite brand of shoes? Converse, usually. I never grew out of them but I did upgrade from high tops to low rise.

If you smoke, what's your brand of choice? I don’t smoke.

Have you ever built a snowman? Plenty!

Does it even snow where you live? Ugh, yes. I hate it.

If you had to volunteer for a week, where would you like to volunteer? An animal shelter for sureeee.

Who was the last person you made you upset? What did they do? My family. They never call me unless they need something and they never tell me anything and it fucking sucks.

Do you have a crush on anyone? Tell me about them. Does it still count as a crush if you’re married?

Have you ever had something signed by someone famous? What and who? Newp.

What was the last thing you said aloud? “You can’t have anymore watermelon, it’s all gone! Stop yelling at meeeee.”

#survey

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22.

Yesterday.

1) What was the weather like? Did it change your plans in any way? It was actually pretty nice! Hot but not as hot as it’s been and there was a breeze and so it was pretty pleasant! I honestly didn’t have any solid plans yesterday besides hanging some artwork inside, so.

2) What did you do yesterday, anyway? It was a pretty bad mental health day so I honestly just kind of hung out and tried not to have a panic attack all day. But we did do some thrifting and I found the most ADORABLE handmade crocheted blanket in the perfect 70′s green/yellow/orange that will be a perfect addition to the bedroom remodel I’m doing and then we came home, hung out, made dinner, and went to bed. I also tried these new oat milk ice cream bars from Target and they were quite terrible, I would not recommend them.

3) Did you eat breakfast, lunch and dinner? What did you have? For breakfast/lunch I had mac & cheese and then for dinner I had a veggie burger and some angel hair pasta that I made...so so wrong. Oops.

4) Did you do some form of exercise? Does sex count?

5) Who did you spend the most time with? My husband!

6) What television shows or movies did you watch? I rewatched the Bo Burnham special and then we watched a couple episodes of Unhhhh while we ate dinner.

7) What time did you get up and go to bed? I got up at 9:30 and went to bed at like midnight!

8) What was the best bit about yesterday? One of my favorite companies is doing a really exciting collab and they sent me an email asking if I wanted to be one of the first to try it out! It looks super cute and I’m really excited to get it + honored to be a part of it.

9) What about the worst? The constant anxiety.

10) Did you talk to anyone on the phone? Who? Why? My husband always calls me on his way home from work and we talk while he drives!

Today.

1) What time did you get up? Same time, 9:30ish!

2) What are your plans for today? We’re shooting some stuff for IG today and then we have a movie date. We’ll probably get some dinner somewhere later too.

3) Have you eaten any meals yet? What did you have? I haven’t, actually. I’ll probably have a bagel and some watermelon.

4) Are you planning on seeing your friends or boyfriend/girlfriend? Just Beebs!

5) Does your favourite television show air today? I don’t think I have a favorite TV show that’s currently airing but we also don’t have cable.

6) Have you spoken to your parents yet? I talk to my mom maybe once every 3-4 weeks whenever she feels guilty that we haven’t talked in a while and my dad on Christmas/my birthday/his birthday/father’s day and that’s it. So I’ll be speaking with him tomorrow I guess.

7) How many texts have you received? Quite a few from Beebs.

8) Are you planning on going to bed early? Probably not.

9) Have you done anything remotely productive today? I only woke up like an hour and a half ago but I will be doing productive things later.

10) How much money did you spend so far? I haven’t spent any but Beebs told me he stopped by the gas station on his way to work and got some snacks so our running total for the day is probably like $5 or so. 

Tomorrow

1) What time do you have to get up tomorrow? I don’t have to get up at any certain time tomorrow and I’m very jazzed about it. The best mornings are the ones I get to wake up with my husband in bed with me.

2) What do you hope the weather will be like? It’s supposed to be 72 and rainy.

3) Is there anything you’re dreading about tomorrow? Nope! We thought Beebs was gonna have to work all weekend but he gets tomorrow off so it’s a surprise mini weekend and I’m super excited.

4) Is there anything important you need to do, or can you just relax? We have to call our barrage of fathers/step fathers (#brokenfamily) but other than that, nope!

5) Do you have plans to see your friends? Newp.

6) What do you hope will happen tomorrow? Always hopin’ for a good surprise!

7) Are you going to wake up at home, or somewhere else? Home.

8) If you don’t have any plans, what do you think you’ll end up doing? I kind of wanted to hit some garage sales but honestly, if we spend the entire day at home on the couch, I’ll be more than happy.

9) Do you have to get a work out in at some point? Haha no.

10) Will you be working or studying at all? I’m always working but I won’t be doing anything super difficult.

#survey

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21.

What was your name going to be if you were born as the opposite sex? Josh...ironically, I have a younger brother named Josh.

Have you ever taken a ride in a convertible? I haven’t, actually!

Why did you last need to use a bandaid? Um! I honestly don’t remember. I don’t use bandaids very often.

Do you dream most nights and do you remember the dreams? From the second I close my eyes to the second I wake up, I’m dreaming wild, vivid dreams that feel so so so real to the point that a lot of times when I’m awake, I have to stop and think to myself, “did that actually happen in real life or dream life?” And I remember all of them.

What size bed do you sleep on? Queen!

How do you like your eggs cooked? I don’t. Eggs are gross.

When was the last time you read a newspaper? For some reason, we get this local newspaper even though I don’t ever read it. I’ve called probably 5 different times to have them cancel it because we don’t pay for it and I don’t fucking want it, it’s a waste of paper to send it here, and it stops for a few months but then it just starts showing up again! I typically look at the headline before I throw it away.

Have you done the Myers-Briggs personality test? What type are you? The test is too long and I don’t care to know what the answer is.

What colour is your bath towel? We’ve got a variety of ones that are black/white/grey with a couple pink/blue/red ones mixed in!

Do you know your neighbours? Our downstairs neighbors and the ones to our left, yes. Couldn’t pick any of the others out of a lineup.

How many windows are in your bedroom? Just the one!

What’s the time right now? 10:31!

Can you recite many The Simpsons quotes? I’ve legit never seen an episode of The Simpsons. I’ve seen the memes tho.

What’s your favourite type of salad? I’m a simple bitch, I like Caesar.

Are you usually early or late for things? A little bit early/right on time.

Tea or coffee? Neither.

Did you make mix tapes when you were younger? Mixed CDs for sureeee.

When was the last time you hung out with a friend and who was it? My dude, I haven’t hung out with anyone for SO. LONG. We live in a traveller’s town so people move here, stay for a couple years to get what they need from it, and then they move on so all my local friends have left.

What fruit do you eat most often? Watermelonnnn.

Do you have any tattoos? If so, do they have meaning? I don’t, sadly.

Are you more creative or logical? Definitely creative but also very logical.

What shoes did you wear today? I haven’t worn any yet!

Did you send or receive any cards last Christmas? Nope.

Do you carry a purse around with you? What colour is it? Yes! I collect vintage Coach bags (the beautifully made classic leather ones, before they started slapping that ugly C print all over everything) so I’m always switching them out. I’m currently carrying a tan Daypack which is a cute lil draw string backpack with a flap and a turnlock.

How many exes do you have? Like half of one. There was kind of a guy I dated in middle school but it didn’t last very long and we didn’t even hold hands but he was my ‘boyfriend’ for a bit.

Do you have any alcohol in your house? Nope.

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? My cousin when she had her first baby.

Do you shower in the morning, at night or during the day? I like showering in the middle of the day, haha.

How often do you wear hats? Raaarely.

What percent battery do you have on your phone right now? 100%!

#survey

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Who was the last person that invited you to go somewhere? Did you accept? Our neighbors invited us over for dinner but we had to decline because of covid.

What was the last food item that you toasted, other than bread? A bagel!

Have you ever named any of your pets after a cartoon character? We had a dog named Pluto but he was named after the planet, not Mickey’s dog.

At what age did you get your first CD player, if you can remember? I don’t know exactly but probably about 8.

Do you remember the first CD you ever owned? It was a Backstreet Boys CD that Burger King was giving away with their kids meals.

Have you ever owned any music on cassette tape? Yes! I had Mary-Kate & Ashley music on cassettes that I would listen to on my little yellow portable cassette player.

What was the last thing that someone else recommended, or suggested you try? I’m not sure, tbh!

At what age did you begin using the Internet, social media etc.? Well I joined Facebook a few days before I started grade 9!

Do you remember what you were doing last night at 9PM? Lying on my husband’s lap on the couch while we watched a movie.

When was the last time you wore a hat? What kind? I typically don’t wear hats as my hair is too big for them but it was probably a beanie during the winter.

What was the last thing you wore that belonged to someone else? I was wearing one of my husband’s shirts yesterday.

The last time you saw your sibling(s), what were they wearing? I haven’t seen my family in almost 2 years because of covid so I have no idea what they were wearing last.

When was the last time you ate a bowl of ice-cream? What flavour? A few weeks ago! It was cookies & cream.

If you menstruate, has your cycle ever synced with anyone close to you? When I lived at home, my mom and I were always synced.

Tell me about something within the last week that made you chuckle/giggle. Getting our dog really hyped for a walk.

What does your first name mean? Do you think it suits your personality? Rich or god beholds, according to Google. I’m not that rich and I don’t believe in god, sooooo.

Tell me something positive about the town or city that you live in. The thrift stores here are pretty great.

Have you ever met anyone named Isobel? Tell me a little about this person. Nope.

How far away from your house is the nearest library? Like...maybe 2 miles?

When was the last time you were at a bookstore? Did you buy anything? A couple weeks ago! And we may have gotten Starbs while we were there but I don’t think we bought any merchandise.

What colour are the shoes you wear most often? How long have you had them? Brown and I bought them last summer!

Look around the room and name any item that’s green. Plants, books, there’s some green on the wreath that’s on my door, our living room chair is kind of a grey/green, puzzle boxes, there’s some green in the artwork on the wall, and a green pillow.

Do you have any alcoholic beverages in your fridge right now? Which ones? Nope.

Finally, what is something you do every day that brings you joy? :) Snuggle with my babies :)

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