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The Truth Come Out

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,

ok ok you got me,,,,

I want you all to know I am not Elwynn James/Spiroucore, to get this out of the way, first.

I am actually someone that Elwynn used to be in cahoots with (nice trying to absolve yourself of me but you will never be free of me, Elwynn)

This is not my usual kind of thing to do, because I have hidden from the internet since I was run off of social media to research Elwynn’s behaviour, artstyle and interests, and I would like to admit, after being called out for... uh... horrible things I have done (there’s a whole google doc on me haha)

But hello! You may remember me as that problematic Jim Starling stan from the Ducktales fandom!

...yeah i’m cannedtins, also known as tins/peach haha,,,

haha yeah

you’re probably wondering what this is all about......

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I did this to get back at Elwynn and try and ruin his chances of recovery and making new friends.

We were friends for a long time since the days when everyone used Skype, and we were in the Top Cat fandom.

I specifically did this also for revenge, and... uh... I still don’t have an internet life, and my chances of getting any friends were ruined by the people who called me out on ducktwt and zanytwt, I hope you guys all rot in hell for what you did to me.

And now that Elwynn is in the Monkees fandom, I decided to go galaxy-brain, and pretend to be a ‘minor’ that you all would assume was him.

I, again, researched his behaviour, his artstyle, his interests...

And I decided to do this to try and run, specifically, his name through the mud, and who cares if the rest of the Monkees fandom goes down with him.

I have been going to therapy for a while now, and even though I will probably never get better, I have decided to do one last thing before I end my internet career forever.

Which is... this.

Mystery is a fake.

He is not real.

I am just a petty bastard.

And I also don’t get why you’re thirsting over dead white men like this...

...Though Nesmith could get it, but still.

(This is tall talk coming from a Jim Starling stan, I know the irony, I get it)

I know cartoontwt has their sights on where I could be, so I decided to deceive them and just go into folkie tumblr instead to hide here.

There’s very few minors in folkie tumblr, I realize, so I just did... uh...

This.

Yeah.

I have no other way to explain myself, really.

So yeah.

Hi, I’m a bastard, and I know it.

You may all run me off of tumblr again.

Fuck all of you, see you in therapy haha

#apology #cannedtins #parody account #hhhhh

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who snitched

#just lemme be a crazy lil bastard in peace dam

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#soft. . . . . ..

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The Monkees

#peter is always just vibin #davy looks like u just offended the queen or somethin #mike pwetty #also micky! MICKY! ! ! ! ! #SMILEY BOI!!!!!!!

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#mike is the blorbo from my shows #pwetty #also beter just vibin

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Mike and Peter screaming in Davys ears

#sometimes people just scream at each other #parents #scene kids #the monkees #also the fandom is right mike nesmith is a weird girl #screamin louder then someone gettin hit in the ass w/ a yaoi paddle #get his ass mike

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Source: magdalenamonkees Instagram

#nesmith shojo legs in action doing what they do best #i know what i'm about babey

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Oh my god okay. okay i don’t even know where to start.

#i don't interact w/ the op at all bc their vibes r just... #not good. not safe. #but mike's fit is um #HMHMHMHMMMM #biker boi #davy just looks like 'chewsday innit' #and micky looks like he should be named ethel

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#glasses micky was a good look #mike is so long and so smexy as always #also the other two are just vibin

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the birthday girls are fighting /:

#sometimes davy is the warrior cats kid #but most of the time its micky #also mike is just unphased #like 'bro what u doin' #chaos all around #a good two images

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#im laughing at davy #'aw c'mon man' #peter's doin his best tbh #micky's got that serious pinkie pie energy in this gif #also mike's hops!!!!!!!! #so much energy!!!!!

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The Monkees London Press Conference (1967)

#mike in this gifset is just #rrrrrowr #'mystery ur 15' so was the target audience of the show originally #give me a moment #also micky doing the 'swaggie' hand #davy's hand is just the Gayest #also tork. #not much to say but he shrug good

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Credit: Rose March via Instagram, undated

#ok smexy cowboi #werk #this man could say y'all'd've and i would still say he's smexy #'that's cringe mystery' ok but cringe culture is dead shut up

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all four of them in this image is just:

Source: Pinterest

#they got the cowboy hats n everything #except ironically enough mike #normal people camoflague

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Source: Michael Ochs Archive

#peter be like: skeleton trumpet gif #mike too but lowkey

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look at these funky little dudes

#just funkie lil dudes... #micky about to say 'hai xD' to someone #mike... don't know how to explain it #smug cat meme w/ the knife i think

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Source: Monkees.coolcherrycream.com

#his back just curved like that huh #he's just like me!!!!!!!!