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god made molluscs and then everything else was an accident

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YO WHATS UP guys itsts WIRE SURROGATE MOTHER MONDAY 🔥🔥🔥🎉🎉🔥🎉🔥

REBLOG 🔁 this post if you LOVE ❤️ your mom WVEN THOUGH her wires are SHARP and UNCOMFORTABLE because a MOTHERS's LOVW is more important that ANYTHING 🔙🔛🔝❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥

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HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY 18 AND OVER PENGUIN!!

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my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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when when tifa when

#ff7 #aerti #tifa lockhart #aerith gainsborough

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it of course goes without saying that i believe in yuri supremacy

#aerith gainsborough #tifa lockhart #aerti #ff7

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guide me, o' tifa

#aerti #aerith gainsborough #tifa lockhart #ff7

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💖❤️

#ff7 #aerti #aerith gainsborough #tifa lockhart

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I honestly and truly believe all good AUs should be a little “”””ooc”””” in the sense that good characterisation involves understanding that changes a characters backstory and circumstances will have an effect on how they respond to the world around them

Good characterisation isn’t about creating a perfect 1:1 canon replica it’s about understanding why a character is different in your work and about grounding the changes you do deliberately choose to make in canon character traits

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i think that people should start using “in poor taste” as a descriptor again given it is often the most applicable and clearest phrase when discoursing about media and analysis; sometimes a piece of art isn’t actually THE most problematic thing of all time is is. ​just in poor taste (not JUST in poor taste as a reductive take on potential harm but/and as in regardless of intent the impact is this was an offensive or stupid take/choice)