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alexa play "Kingdom Dance" from Tangled

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I saw this on FB unattributed and image search isn’t helping, if anyone knows the source please share and I’ll update the post, thanks!

Meme of Marie Kondo: 

“Does this compulsory heterosexuality bring you joy? 

Thank it for years of confusion and chuck it in the fucking bin.”

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no time for talking. i’m thinking of the girl i like and how she is very pretty.

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its the * depression getting so bad i abandon all relationships for a while because i dont want to bother everyone* for me

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i love when that depression hits and i can barely summon the energy to type

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Don’t trust people who continue to tease you about something after you’ve made it clear that it hurts you and you’re self conscious about it.

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I want a girlfriend.

That's it, that's the post

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im going to bed for a week

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what do i caption this

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you are not less talented than you used to be. you are not less intelligent than you used to be. you are not less attractive, or less funny, or less creative. no offense, but the reason you think you're no longer good enough has nothing to do with losing your abilities, and everything to do with a lack of self confidence and emotional impermanence that tricks you into believing you're impostor of yourself. you dont need to keep proving that you're still worthy of your past accomplishments.

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Swamp grandma says titties

#swampcore #swampgrandma #swampgrandmacore

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when i picture the human i like and i together, i remember kissing them in the morning and never wanting to leave. what i would GiVe to have that moment again.

i Crave domesticity, please i just wanna wake up before you and make you some coffee for when you wake up, i want to drop you off at work and tell you i love you, i want us to coordinate what day of the month to take off so we could sleep in and possibly never leave bed for the rest of the day, i want us to decide what color we paint to paint each room with, it's not a boring life if it's with you

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You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody.

— Maya Angelou

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