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Y/n: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Legolas: Even better!

Y/n: What the fuck did you-

Legolas: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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<3

Boyfriend reveal !!

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no one talks about how really really LONELY having an eating disorder feels, like i'm constantly feeling disconnected from everyone and everything

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Reasons to don't give up on your diet!

TW: ED

𝟙. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕘𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘!

𝟚. ℙ𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕘𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘!

𝟛. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕤/𝕩𝕤/𝕩𝕩𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘!

𝟜. 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕟𝕖𝕣!

𝟝. ℙ𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕠 𝕛𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦~!

𝟞. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕚𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕫𝕖!

𝟟. ℕ𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕.

𝟠.𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗!

𝟡. 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕖<𝟛

𝟙𝟘. 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖!

𝟙𝟙. ℙ𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕞 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕡!

𝟙𝟚. 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥!

𝟙𝟛. ℕ𝕠 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕪.

𝟙𝟜. ℙ𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖

𝟙𝟝. 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤~<𝟛!!!

𝟙𝟞. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕗𝕒𝕥!

𝟙𝟟. 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕖𝕣.

𝟙𝟠. 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕗𝕦𝕝𝕝.

𝟙𝟡. 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕗𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕓𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖.

𝟚𝟘. 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤.

𝟚𝟙. ℙ𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖

𝔸𝕟𝕪𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕠����𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕥, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕚'𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕠 𝕒 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥~!<𝟛

Good luck on your weight loss journey babes!

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Skinny=pretty

Skinny=worthy of love

Skinny=beautiful

Skinny=rare

Skinny=privileged

Skinny=winner

Skinny=standard

Skinny=happy

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Same bro 😭😭😭

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ik im still fat but atleast ive changed a bit ig??this gives me some hope

pls dont save

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🖤.

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Gothic thinspo

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Daydream in Blue (Connor x Reader)˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

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Chapter One: Tinted Blue (Oh, let's take care) Summary: You and your work partner, Connor, have to spend the night at a shitty motel. Despite the lower living conditions than you’re used to, it's not too bad, considering the soft secrets this place seems to draw out.

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It's not an addiction its a life style.

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Can I get some domestic headcanons about waking up next to Connor and Markus? (Separately please) Love your Sanders Sides stuff btw

Authors note: Alright, headcanons about Connor and Markus coming up! (Also thank you for the compliment lol I'm trying to write more about Sanders Sides but I have terrible writers block 😭)

⚠️Warnings⚠️: None

🪙Connor 🪙

-Connor definitely doesn't understand how you sleep all night

-What do you mean you just lie still and do nothing? For eight hours?? every night???

-Like he understands that it is essential to your survival but doesn’t understand how you could enjoy such a thing

-But even if he doesn’t understand it, he will most definitely hold onto you as you sleep through the night and make sure he’s the first thing you see when you wake up

-he may get a little restless from doing nothing, he wants to be on the move a lot, but he puts all that aside to hold you

-DEFINITELY tries but fails at comforting you if you have a nightmare

-Mostly bc he just info dumps (please tell him he’s doing a good job tho he needs it)

-Still somehow works tho because you just end up giggling over how cute he looked trying to comfort you while internally panicking

-When you wake up next to him, most of the time he’s the one to wake you up

-“You have to be awake precisely at 6 a.m every morning.”

-Literally just an excuse to get to talk and hang out with you longer. Can’t stand not talking with you for longer than 8 hours

-He’ll wake you up with small kisses on your forehead and cheek so you won’t get so grumpy in the morning

☮️ Markus ☮️

-BREAKFAST IN BED

-Lovesss the process of waking you up

-He opens the blinds, places breakfast on your lap and sometimes insists feeding it to you just because of how much he loves doing thing for you

-If you refuse to get up from bed afterward he WILL carry you out of bed

-That is a guarantee

-Even if you get out of bed by yourself he’ll still make excuses to carry you

-“What if you get hurt going down the stairs? Please, let me carry you.”

-He just loves having you in his arms

-Unlike Connor, he enjoys doing nothing for a long time, if it means just spending time with you

-For example, if you want to cuddle, best believe you might be trapped in his arms for a looong time

-If you somehow beat him to cook breakfast he will hug you from behind and kiss your neck

-He has a lot of love to give and isn’t afraid to show it all the time

-Will play some piano softly in the morning to give the house a nice atmosphere

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omg hello!!! you are an Incredible voice actor and i wanna thank you for all the content you’ve made for us rabid Connor lovers!!!

so…. whenever you’re up for doing audios or writing… maybe a soft dom Connor who’s definitely using you for its pleasure but its still being sweet? like “oh sweetheart, just one more for me. i know it’s so much but don’t you want to be good and obey me? (laughs low) my precious thing, it’s okay to shake. i’m almost done with you”

awe, dear, the voice acting part is a joke. People kept asking how I do this, and I made that up.

warnings creampie, overstim, soft Dom connor

cw afab reader, short fic, praise

it feels like it's been hours by now, Connors length sliding in and out of you harshly. His hips snap back into yours with precision; hitting all the sweetspots he can. His fingers work wonders on your clit, rubbing circles and soft lines into it.

"Look at yourself dear. You look so pretty for me like this."

His hands held a death grip on your hips as he gets closer; pounding even harder into your cunt. Connor continues to bring you closer and closer to another high, moments later your walls flutter around him, screaming in overwhelming pleasure what feels like the hundredth time. The rough pace doesn't stop before you feel his length push against your cervix, only to be covered with seed.

His hips jerk into you, stuttering in movement.

"one more time dear, I know you can take another."

your legs wrap around him as much as they can, with a slight hope Connor would stop, your eyes slowly open again to the sight of him admiring the way your cunt is a mess of his and your cum. He looks back at you, slowly rolling his hips again.

"I know it's so much for you right now," his pace gradually fades away from the softness from before, "but don't you want to make me proud?"

with his cock now slamming against your cervix, his hand trails up from your hips to your lower torso; feeling the moving bump of his length inside you. He looks at you before pressing down on the bump, softly sighing and tilting his head back.

"Taking me so damn well."

Leaning down to you, he latches onto your neck and sucks all sorts of marks and bruises on the clear patches of skin. The sloppy sound of his cock pounding into you doesn't stop for a second but only getting rougher and wetter.

"You sound so good for me, it's hard for me to stop when you sound this explicit all for me."

Low groans spilling from connor acompanied by whines, moans, pleading mutters flooding out of you mix together perfectly; which all have connor only going rougher, practically abusing your cunt.

"You're doing so well for me darling, I promise I'm almost done." It feels like he's said that so many times, too many for you to remember.

The tip of his length rams into all the sweetspots he can find as he guides your body against himself. Your moans start to run dry; your throat going hoarse. With your walls fluttering once again, your body trembles from overstimulation and pleasure while you cum around him, moaning Connors name over and over again; turned into babbling as soon as you can feel his length fucking into you again.

"Such a good job, I'm so proud of you my love. So, so proud."

his thrusting speeds up and his cock throbs before you burries himself inside of you, letting the synthetic seed coat your walls now for the unnumbered time.

laying down on top of your shaking body, he slowly and gently rolls his hips into you; keeping his cum in. After a few moments, he flips you two over, holding you.

"You took me so well dear. I'm so proud of you."

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