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the communist man of pesto
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2 amulet posts in a row today....something you want to tell us? 🤔
don't ever ask me about my amulet again
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(inclusively) hey hole-havers
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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media
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IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?
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do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"
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"its a texas chainsaw miracle"
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my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!
me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years
the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term
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"can men be lesbians?" bestie in 100 countries women can't be lesbians is this really the most pressing issue rn
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🦇 fagnsfangs Follow
i dont want to start anything but @castlecrypttt has had the same familiar for 20 years and i dont think she ever intends to turn it...
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"i dont want to start anything" then why did you @ me you braindead fuck?? willie has been with my family for so long because its his choice. he doesnt even want to be a vampire he enjoys being a familiar. and we take care of him, we give him as many flies and spiders and rats as his little heart desires. all you snobbish vampires who look down on having familiars dont seem to realize that its not a one way relationship. he helps us with our vampire needs and in return we protect him and give him lives. he's going to live far longer than whatever his normal human lifespan wouldve been, 20 years is nothing. and hes part of the family. keep out of our business you clearly dont understand
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oh my g*d i cant believe there are still vampires on this site defending keeping familiars.
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genuine question, whats wrong with having a familiar?
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are you seriously asking me about the ethics of keeping an enthralled servant that you force into doing your bidding...
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op here, i think youre seriously misunderstanding the concept of familiars. a lot of humans would love to have the opportunity to become vampires in exchange for a few years of servitude. the issue lies in when the familiar is promised vampirism and yet never gets it. and no, vampires shouldnt be using thralls to get their familiar to do its job.
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familiar here, and no. i dont really care about becoming a vampire. that was never in the deal i had with my master. but yeah, do agree thralls shouldnt be used unless the familiar is okay with it
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if you dont want to become a vampire then whats the point of being a familiar?
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well for me its a sex thing.
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No but actually how traumatic for Jackie Tyler to experience what she experienced. The things that probably went through her mind that year Rose was missing.
Shop dummies nearly kill her, she gets a weird call from her daughter who doesn’t say anything and hangs up, then another weird call the next day where Rose is acting strange… she probably thought about those phone calls 1000 times trying to remember if there was any hint to where her daughter was.
The effort she put into finding her is clear based on the posters all over the table a YEAR after her disappearance. She never gave up on her.
I’d lose my shit way harder than she did when she slapped the Doctor. She was so right for that.
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they should invent new genitals to get during bottom surgery. cock and pussy are so overdone. i want a mass of writhing tendrils or something
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the gang! the squad! the polycule
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me, as I’m rubbing my t gel into my leg: hmm. what if I was cis this whole time
the transsexual angel sitting on my shoulder: who fucking cares. you’re having a good time being on t. either take t as a tranny or take it as a cis dyke. who cares!
me: thanks transsexual angel. are you allowed to reclaim those slurs btw
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